The LOVE of ur LiFE will CaLL u at 10:50 pm, KiSS u 2morrow, or ASK u out. send 2 10 pplz if u want it 2 cum true.
from a 404 phone number, Sunday, November 18, 5:57 PM

I don't know if you knew this, but I actually work in children and teen media. It's true. I do marketing for kids book. So when I get texts like this, I view them as a golden opportunity to get inside the mind of a young adolescent, to figure out what appeals to them, what really "makes them tick."

The answer, apparently, is "stupid stuff."