your not having a phone i can call you on is extremely frustrating. r u mad at me? u don't answer.the phone and seldom your email!11mom
from a 425 phone number, Friday, May 28, 10:38 PM EST

This seems like the email that every mother wants to send to her daughter. Like all the time. I think mothers expect their children to be a lot better at responding to calls and emails than we actually are.