tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19099638872454466002024-03-13T17:38:06.832-04:00The Leila TextsSmall glimpses into strangers' lives, courtesy of a technological glitch.Leila Saleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16309887254760145097noreply@blogger.comBlogger2938125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909963887245446600.post-87959027022396739372012-06-21T12:54:00.001-04:002012-06-21T12:54:49.343-04:00"the older you get, the more..." What? The more what? We were so close to getting some wisdom!<br />
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<div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-4e62k12YSbs/T-NR2GbAb7I/AAAAAAAAAbE/etuBEMwmSVo/s640/blogger-image--1727987942.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-4e62k12YSbs/T-NR2GbAb7I/AAAAAAAAAbE/etuBEMwmSVo/s640/blogger-image--1727987942.jpg" /></a></div>Leila Saleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16309887254760145097noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909963887245446600.post-9749094012310317122012-06-20T21:41:00.001-04:002012-06-20T21:41:00.383-04:00Presumably this Intended Leila is a prostitute, since Angelwings is texting her to make an "app" for a "hook-up."<br />
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<div class="separator"style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--CFzxMD1gRE/T95P9nHkoNI/AAAAAAAAAag/XQe3YsP-LWg/s640/blogger-image-1718553014.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--CFzxMD1gRE/T95P9nHkoNI/AAAAAAAAAag/XQe3YsP-LWg/s640/blogger-image-1718553014.jpg" /></a></div>Leila Saleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16309887254760145097noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1909963887245446600.post-25838060200447423502012-06-17T17:43:00.001-04:002012-06-17T17:43:56.902-04:00This is the plot of a Paula Danziger novel right here. Child of divorced parents. Ditched by her friend Leila. Missing her shorts. What's a girl to do?<br />
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Options:<br />
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50 Shades of Grey<br />
Bridge to Terebithia<br />
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