Sunday, August 17, 2008

Brad wants to know...will you hook up with him?
from a 914 phone number, Saturday, August 16, 10:14 PM

PS- he said he'd pay me 50 bux if you agreed to, so please do it! lol no pun intended...luv ya! oh & call me l8r to discuss th curtains.
from a 914 phone number, Saturday, August 16, 10:22 PM

These are best text messages I have received this week, bar none. Just to clarify: Brad is willing to pay 914 $50 if she gets Leila to hook up with him, essentially as though Leila gives KISSES for MONEY and 914 is her PIMP. AMAZING.

Also, how legendary a kisser must Leila be if her kisses are worth $50? I've never put a price on mine, but I'd venture that they come in under the $50 mark.
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6 comments:

  1. guinness416August 18, 2008 at 8:27 AM

    But what's the pun?

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  2. Leila SalesAugust 18, 2008 at 9:18 AM

    I wondered that as well. I believe the pun is the phrase "do it," which could mean "have sex," but in this context just means "kiss."

    I'll grant you, it's not MUCH of a pun.

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  3. UnknownAugust 18, 2008 at 10:08 PM

    I thought hook up did mean have sex.

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  4. Leila SalesAugust 19, 2008 at 8:58 PM

    I think "hook up" means everything except sex. I think that is the commonly accepted definition.

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  5. heidiAugust 21, 2008 at 5:15 PM

    this is by far, one of my fave msgs you have gotten.
    -917

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  6. AnonymousAugust 22, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    D:

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