Heyyy dude

what5s up diggyhhdig. Kliterallym. U hdobt knkiw whi yiu are but i reli like ukn.
from a 908 phone number, Wednesday, June 9, 7:25 AM EST

Possibly this says, "Hey dude. What's up, diggy dig. OK literally, I don't know who you are but I really like u."

Possibly.

Fwd : FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Ur so beautiful.(: The boy u luv will show how much he needs u in bout 2hrs. But u hav to tell 10 GURLS they are beautiful.!
from an 801 phone number, Wednesday, June 9, 8"04 PM EST

I hate that the only reason a girl would tell another girl that she is beautiful is in order to attract the attention of the boy she luvs. Can't you ever just want to boost your friends' self-esteem? Does there have to be a payoff (in the form of boys) in it for you?