If you could have tasted the roast that I made last Saturday, you would have been on the next plane to Providence. It tasted like prime rib. The best.
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, May 26, 3:20 PM EST

The au jus (home made - not can) ..... you would have drank....
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, May 26, 3:25 PM EST

774 should pursue a career as a food writer so she can have an outlet for writing about au jus, other than text messages to Leila, who lives halfway across the country.