we found a tiny kitten in the backyard a few days ago-can't seem to find a home for it."ate left Mimzy here plus I have the mob-interested ?
from an 832 phone number, Friday, July 3, 6:20 PM

INTERESTED? In a tiny kitten? Yes, please!

sunny day in heights!
from an 845 phone number, Friday, July 3, 11:49 AM

I don't know where 845 is, but obviously not the Northeast.

doing mani-pedi...will come out later...hows the weather?
from a 917 phone number, Friday, July 3, 11:25 AM

I ALSO want a mani-pedi... or at least a pedicure. This is on my "to-do" list. And the weather is still rainy, 917. Thanks for the reminder.

We are now on the road!
from a 413 phone number, Friday, July 3, 10:05 AM

Heads up - traffic! You may want to think about leaving a few min earlier.
from a 413 phone number, Friday, July 3, 10:28 AM

What's funny is that I'm currently on vacation IN the 413. But this person seems to be leaving it for the day.

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Fwd: The person u were MEANT 2 be with will txt or call u TONIGHT 11:11PM only if u forward to 10ppl or be CURSED
from an 805 phone number, Friday, July 3, 1:17 AM

I probably don't even know the person that I'm MEANT 2 be with, and I think it would be very odd if some stranger texted me at 11:11 AM. Right, because, a stranger texting me? Totally unprecedented.

rise and shine honey!
from a 216 phone number, Thursday, July 2, 6:00 AM

At 6 AM? No, thanks.

padiddle!!!!! :)
from a 270 phone number, Wednesday, July 1, 4:33 PM

I've really had enough of this paddidle nonsense.

Cinimon rolls, green chile, tortillas, beans, tacitos, carne asada
from a 562 phone number, Wednesday. July 1, 2:51 PM

Let me know what to bring steaks shrimp anything
from a 562 phone number, Wednesday, July 1, 3:52 PM

check out press telegram re the mexicanz
from a 562 phone number, Thursday, July 2, 11:38 AM

There appears to be a lot of Mexican-related things going on in these texts, but I'm not sure what. Some sort of Mexican picnic, maybe? Or Mexicanz picnic?

happy canada day!
from a 323 phone number, Wednesday, July 1, 10:33 AM

No holiday goes unremarked by Leila Texters.

Prima does Terina have a play pin that folds up
Patricia
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, July 1, 1:36 AM

I assume this means, "Dear Leila Prima, Does Terina (a mutual friend?) have a play pin that folds up? Sincerely, Patricia." But I cannot, on facebook or google, confirm the existence of anyone named Leila Prima. So this is all speculation.

FWD:Fwd fwd fwd TXT EVERY 1! N C WHT DEY RATE U! 1=Tease 2=Lover 3=Crazy 4=Fun 5=Cute 6=Sexy 7=My Babi 8=friend 9=marry me 10=hoe 11=dork
from a 443 phone number, Tuesday, June 30, 4:17 PM

I don't understand how numbers make this game any more fun. I would be equally insulted if my friends texted me the number 10 or if they just wrote to me to say, "I think you have sex for money."

hi leila what happened to fri july 3? u know u still have not hung out with me for my birthday. all i want is a day with u and niosha at the beach. luv a
from a 714 phone number, Tuesday, June 30, 11:32 AM

How's that for a guilt trip? It was 714's birthday, and you never even hung out with her, yet all she wants is a day with you and Niosha at the beach! What kind of an asshole would Leila have to be to refuse?

FWD: come home right after the movie When u guys come in b quiet cause amina is sleeping she has to get up at 5
from a 978 phone number, Monday, June 29, 11:30 PM

Weirdly, I was coming home from a movie when I received this text message. I was like, Oh, okay, I will be quiet when I come in! Then I realized it's not for me and I don't know anyone named Amina.

When to du yr horse?
from a 410 phone number, Monday, June 29, 10:25 PM

When to do my horse? Do what to it? Or is "du" slang for a horse-related verb, like "groom"?

I see a mini pooliee!!!!
from a 774 phone number. Monday, June 29, 9:19 PM

Hey what are you doing this week/weekend?
from a 774 phone number, Tuesday, June 30, 7:40 PM

Apparently a pooliee is a dog? Except it's supposed to be spelled pooley?

hey whats up. plz text back i need u sweety.
from a 505 phone number, Monday, June 29, 6:20 PM

I can text back, but what exactly does 505 want me to say? "Okay, I'm texting you back, as per your request... Happy now?" So much for romance.

do u think i could stay the night 2 night dont worry about the bus i can cuz there is a bus stop by ur house
from a 406 phone number, Monday, June 29, 5:50 PM

Don't you think Leila knows there is a bus station near her house? I mean, she is the one who lives there.

Leila and i are going to eat at nickys we want mexican tonight fed ex came today it rained today real good i love you barry i sweet but spoiled
from a 318 phone number, Monday, June 29, 5:35 PM

This is a actually a beautiful slice of Americana. It's simple, it's mundane, there's no punctuation, it involves love... I really like it.

Just landed
from a 248 phone number, Sunday, June 28, 9:29 PM,

For the sake of being creepy, I wanted text back something like, "Welcome! Hope your flight wasn't too bumpy or delayed." 248 would have been like, "WHO ARE? AND HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

good morn,may God bless you all on this beautiful morn. xoxoxoxoxoxo
from a 914 phone number, Sunday, June 28. 3:39 PM

It seems that 914 cares more about the quality of my day than many of my actual friends do.

umm i guess you fell alseep
iM So $ExY
from a 330 phone number, Saturday, June 27, 9:36 PM

ahaha. Maybe I should adopt this as my own sig line.

I, Leila, am So $ExY.

hahaha.

Its not me on zacks phone im all the way in my living room and hes in the basement
from a 774 phone number, Friday, June 26, 11:02 PM

Text me
from a 774 phone number, Friday, June 26, 11:20 PM

I would love to follow directions, but I don't even know how to text you, at this point. Are you on Zack's phone? If not, whose phone are you on? Being all the way in your living room = relevant/irrelevant?

jammin to 'mj urban megamix' ...gotta love michael
from a 518 phone number, Friday, June 26, 7:51 AM

You really do gotta love Michael. His passing is a tragedy, and I'm actually surprised that 518 has been the only one who cared enough to text Leila about it.

alle el caset de la camara de I'm in a meeting
from an 818 phone number, Friday, June 26, 12:11 AM

According to babelfish, this is neither Spanish. nor Italian, nor French, nor Portuguese. It looks so Romance language-esque, though. What could it mean?

When r u coming heba is here
from a 313 phone number, Thursday, June 25, 11:34 PM

Where r u
from a 313 phone number, Friday, June 26, 12:14 AM

Call mom wants to talk to u
from a 313 phone number, Friday, June 26, 12:18 AM

I have said this before, but it seems I must say it again: If you've texted somebody three times over the course of an hour, trying to figure out where they are, and they have not replied, then now is the time to CALL THEM. I know, it seems so passe, calling. But apparently you suck at text messaging, so you may want to consider a more direct way to get in touch.

hey guy what's up this is che'randa
from a 330 phone number, Thursday, June 25, 3:12 PM

Is Che'randa's Intended Leila actually a guy? No. It can't be. I refuse to believe that. Che'randa must have misspoken.

N like guess who had to sit by themselves the whole time disgusted while he was tryna get free food from del taco lady by flirting
from a 909 phone number, Wednesday, June 24, 9:59 PM

This sounds like the worst date ever. Not only did the guy leave 909 sitting alone while he flirted with someone else, but also he is apparently such a cheapskate that he doesn't even want to splurge on an entree from Del Taco, which must cost roughly $4. What a keeper.

We r going to send u a video
from an 808 phone number, Wednesday, June 24, 8:18 PM

Please do. Please text it to me. I really do not receive enough Leila Video Texts.

FWD: madison inn 18 kennebec avenue 508-693-2760
from a 339 phone number, Wednesday, June 24, 3:18 PM

Wonderfully affordable and superbly located in the heart of the village of Oak Bluffs on Martha's Vineyard Island, the Madison Inn is a charming seaside hotel just steps away from the gentle waters of Nantucket Sound. Let's go, Leila!

Go on fb!
from a 631 phone number, Wednesday, June 24, 11:36 AM

yo dog!
from a 631 phone number, Wednesday, June 24, 12:30 PM

Oh, don't worry, dog. I am ALWAYS on facebook.