Teacher stands: r there any idiots in here if so plz stand (student stands) t: y do u think u r an idiot s: i dont i just dont want u standing by urself
from a 518 phone number, Tuesday, November 2, 3:11 PM EST

See, that's what an LOL text looks like. Live and learn, 225.

Have fun in Denver. text me when u get bored. Don't spend to much money at JJills.
from a 916 phone number, Sunday, October 31, 8:58 PM EST

Is it cold?
from a 916 phone number, Monday, November 1, 9:58 PM EST

Wake up and get to class!
from a 916 phone number, Tuesday, November 2, 9:15 AM EST

I don't honestly know that I've ever spent any money at J.Jill, let alone too much money.

Hope you guys had all the pizza you wanted. Casper ate it
from a 248 phone number, Saturday, October 30, 10:11 PM EST

God damn it, Casper, I was saving that for lunch tomorrow.

Hello,how are yu,and wuna dayte me,and are a nudyst,lyke I am,and what du yu phor a lyvyn'?And it's me,Alexis Hendrix-Buford
from a 719 phone number, Saturday, October 30, 3:08 PM EST

Um, apparently this is like a common text message? In all my years of Leila Texts, I have never seen anything quite like this. Good to know I can still be surprised, I guess.

Heey tell mom to answer her phoneee
from a 225 phone number, Saturday, October 30, 12:43 PM EST

I mean text bacck not answer lol
from a 225 phone number, Saturday, October 30, 12:43 PM EST

I guess I'm just not laughing out loud at the fact that 225 accidentally said "answer" instead of "text back." Maybe I don't have a good sense of humor or something, but it's just not doing it for me, as a stand-up routine.

Im gonna be so close to u love
from a 619 phone number, Friday, October 29, 8"03 PM EST

Ew.

P and s is on your email. I changed the last paragraph as discussed. Call me questions. Have a good weekend.
from a 617 phone number, Friday, October 29, 7:59 PM EST

"I didn't only add the 'P' part of your P.S. I also added the 'S' part. You're welcome."

Why?
~Forever & Always ~
from an 803 phone number, Friday, October 29, 5:59 PM EST

This is such a funny coincidence because my sig line, too, sounds like a misappropriation of a Donna Lewis song title.

Is Still Going To The BathroomWa leila is still gooing to the bathroom mommy is waiting for leilaa to finish.then she wioll change hr ommediately
from a 917 phone number, Friday, October 29, 1:23 PM EST

My name appears twice in this text message, but in neither instance do I understand why.

I love my child!
from an 850 phone number, Friday, October 29, 11:38 AM EST

It's unsolicited text messages like this that give the mommy community a bad rap.

did you see what your sister wrote on facebook i want to kill her i am so mad what is wrong with her1
from a 978 phone number, Thursday, October 28, 7:57 PM EST

Better question: 978, why should Leila be held responsible for her sister's facebook failings? Leila is not her sister's keeper!

Go to http:\\hcgdietinfo.com
from an 805 phone number, Thursday, October 28, 3:54 PM EST

According to this website: "hCG Dieters lose an average of 1 to 3 lbs per day while modifying their metabolism and eating habits for long term results." Think about this. Someone out there is losing three pounds EVERY DAY. And that someone could be Leila! Does that seem weird at all?

She could have said hello, and it was and ipod lol
from an 860 phone number, Wednesday, October 27, 10:26 PM EST

Those were words, but, taken as a whole, they seem to have lost their meaning.

where canu get contacts...i want them so i can scare mah 3 yr old cuz...
DJ
from a 254 phone number, Tuesday, October 26, 9"55 PM EST

That's a lot of planning to put into scaring a three-year-old, which, in my experience, is not all that hard to do. I assume 254 is looking for creepy contact lenses. You can be way older than three and still be terrified by those.

Hi aj broke up wit austin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from a 919 phone number, Tuesday, October 26, 3:30 PM EST

No freakin way!!!!!!! You mean Austin is single now? Get in there, Leila!

Which waffle house is it on millegde? theres two
from a 770 phone number, Tuesday, October 26, 2:01 PM EST

This appears to be in Athens, Georgia. That is an uncanny number of waffle houses for one street to boast.

Come business casual and drive safely
from a 312 phone number, Tuesday, October 26, 8:32 AM EST

Those two rules can take you far in life.