Hairspray is on abc family in 30 mins
from a 347 phone number, Sunday, March 27, 9:04 PM EST

Hey you butt are you coming to school today?
from a 347 phone number, Tuesday, March 29, 7:23 AM EST

Hairspray! Man, that Zac Efron is a hottie, is he not?

Haha my momsaid she thinks ur hairs cute XD
from a 480 phone number, Saturday, March 26, 6:58 PM EST

"Haha" b/c everyone knows moms have LAME taste, so if 480's mom likes Leila's hair then obvs Leila's hair looks LAME.

They callin all these white people that came after me is my pee gonna get cold.
from an 845 phone number, Saturday, March 26, 10:08 AM EST

I assume 845 is waiting at a racist doctor's office, clutching a little container of her urine and waiting for her name to be called.

ally is leilas bal and i hope leila is allys bal 4eva
I luv chocolate :) :) :) :) :0
from a 419 phone number, Saturday, March 26, 1:39 AM EST

According to Urban Dictionary, "bal" means "pubic hairs". Not sure if that's what Ally meant to say here or what.

In a place where sarahs hooked u will find me there just give it a look
from a 626 phone number, Friday, March 25, 10:47 PM EST

These sound like they ought to be song lyrics, but I don't want know what song this would be. Anyone want to try to write a track to go with this? Anyone want to lay down some phat beats?

Is jacqueline's chanel perfume called chance? daniel is home. Dr said has mild fever,coughing, and weezing. He seems fine except for his cough.
from a 248 phone number, Friday, March 25, 2:45 PM EST

Perfume advertising is so weird. I mean, you can't actually SMELL it online. That's why their advertising campaigns have to be vague yet compelling statements, like, Chanel Chance: The decidedly young scent for those who dare to dream.

The cake is very good thank you
from a 732 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 8:38 PM EST

Uh, you know you could SHARE, right? I think we all would have appreciated a bit, Little Miss Selfish.

How bout meeting becky and me for quick lunch tomorrow if i can arrange it got her avon and yours let me know dianna
from a 407 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 6:48 PM EST

For some reason I am kind of suspicious of Avon ladies. I don't know. Have you ever purchased makeup from one of them?

Tell daddy steaks look like shit not buying.
from a 229 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 4:52 PM EST

"Daddy, I don't give a crap if you want steak for dinner. I'm the one who went to the grocery store; I'm the one who gets to make this decision. We are ALL EATING macaroni."

Did u get dress yet? Find car?
from a 229 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 10:19 AM EST

What dance is this for? It's too late for Homecoming or the Winter Formal, and too early for Prom. Perhaps it is the Spring Fling?

Hey im in the doctors office. We got brices jewelry and shoes at colleens. They have good selection and are very helpful
from a 229 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 9:47 AM EST

I just did a very lazy search for "Colleen's shoes" and turned up nothing too exciting, so I can't direct you to this store. I wish I could, though, because I hear they have a good selection and are very helpful.

FWD: Tell Leila I just single handedly downed a pound And a half of crab legs
from an 865 phone number, Wednesday, March 23, 10:23 PM EST

Speaking for all Leilas, we are impressed.

leila tu papa dejo su telefono so yamame a mi okay love ya!
from a 917 phone number. Wednesday, March 23, 8:27 PM EST

The combination of English, Spanish, and misspelled Spanish makes this a rough translation job, but I'd go with something like, "Leila, your dad left your phone so call me okay love ya!" (Those last three words were the easy part, for me.)

Im able 2 b a member on clubpenguin once we get r new credit card.
Felcie
from a 909 phone number, Wednesday, March 23, 3:47 PM EST

"My family is impoverished. We have no money to spare. The only way I could hope to join this online children's game-playing community would be if we pay for it with credit and hope that someday Daddy and Mommy will be able to pay off that debt, perhaps by taking out yet another mortgage on our house."

Hey
-aint nothin gunna scare me.
from a 863 phone number, Monday, March 21, 10:26 PM EST

I can't really get behind this sig line. "aint nothin gunna scare me"? That's even worse than the Justine Beiber sig lines.

Hes shirtless... Wth!!?
from a 210 phone number, Friday, March 25, 7:55 PM EST

Pics, plz.

hi sweetie are you still up? mazy rudy and their older sister M? we over rex hit himaelf in the face with a wii and got mad at himself
from a 425 phone number, Friday, March 25, 11:20 PM EST

rex also took afootstool into the bathroom and put his feet up while going to the bathroom
from a 425 phone number, Friday, March 25, 11:20 PM EST

we are all going to try it he says its comfy
from a 425 phone number, Friday, March 25, 11:24 PM EST

We all now know so much more about Rex's bathroom habits than any of us would have wanted.

Leila your fat
from a 626 phone number, Saturday, March 26, 5:39 PM EST

Great. Thank you, 626, for that.

it is 9 you b home by 11 no later luv u mom
from a 330 phone number, Saturday, March 26, 9:07 PM EST

I told Leila's mom that her text message didn't reach its intended recipient. I didn't want Leila to get in trouble for breaking curfew.

Omg leila. the guy who owns alaska is selling it on craigslist. i've ALWAYS wanted alaska!
from a 713 phone number. Sunday, March 27, 1:05 AM EST

i wonder what he's doing in houston... whatever i'm buying this!
from a 713 phone number, Sunday, March 27, 1:29 AM EST

What does this mean? I assume she is not referring to the actual state of Alaska, which is owed by the United States, not some dude in Houston. Is she referring to some kind of game?