did u take my charger
prema to most, mom to 3
from a 740 phone number, Monday, March 8, 7:16 AM

It's been nearly a month since we last heard from Prema to most, mom to 3. I guess her cell phone charger was just THAT important, that she was willing to break her radio silence to ask Leila about it.

Lemmi, you are going to have an amazing show. It has to come down a bit before rising!
from a 912 phone number, Sunday, March 7, 6:41 PM

I don't get this. Lemmi is going to have an amazing (music? art? horse?) show. Something has to come down a bit before "rising." Exclamation point. What?

tov motek! leila tov motek!
from a 310 phone number, Sunday, March 7, 2:43 AM

"Good sweetie! Good night sweetie!" (Or "good Leila sweetie," but if you think that's a double entendre that every Leila hasn't heard a million times, then you thought wrong.)

ha oops no. i guess i butt dialed you. im just in a hotel playing drinking games. and no i didnt hear squeaks. i was passed out from the all nighter
from an 804 phone number, Sunday, March 7, 12:10 AM

"Hi, my name's 804, and I am in college."

Viana is eatting spagetti
from a 509 phone number, Saturday, March 6, 10:46 PM

Me, too!

Why do u both care? i did nothing. so peter doesnt like me any more, im gonna ask why
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, March 6, 8:00 PM

There's a lot going on in this text. I'm a big fan. As far as I can tell, what happened is that Peter used to like 917, but now he doesn't, but 917 didn't do anything, it's not her fault. So she's going to ask him what the hell happened. Meanwhile Leila and someone else are being all peanut gallery about the whole thing, which is why Leila is finally snapping, to be like, "Why do you both care what goes on between me and Peter?" Answer: They are your friends. Of course they care.

are you done with your lessions yet?
from a 757 phone number, Friday, March 5, 6:56 PM

This is as likely to mean "lesions" as it is to mean "lessons."

"Hey, Leila, are you done with your lesions yet?"
"No, they're still covering my entire liver, unfort."

hey mom its lehua r u comin 2 pik mo up at da skool or is she takin da bus
from a 707 phone number, Friday, March 5, 5:32 PM

hey mom did u evcer gt my sleeping bag out of th etruck : (
from a 707 phone number, Saturday, March 6, 8:44 PM

hey mom hope u had a awesome bday party!! love yah
from a 707 phone number, Sunday, March 7, 4:26 AM

Leila and her mom seem to have a pretty "laid-back relationship," like the kind where Leila doesn't even have to spell out full words or actually call her mother to wish her a happy birthday. Would your mom be okay with this, readers?

Taryen is dating matt morgan
from a 703 phone number, Friday, March 5, 5:03 PM

Okay, this is some hot gossip, guys! I devoted roughly one and a half minutes to facebooking Matt Morgan, and I can't figure out who he is, but if I COULD figure it out, then MAN this would be some gossip.

Tea party at tea rose garden in pasadena at 3pm, their number is 626578xxxx if u want more info. Maybe we can carpool.call me after 4
from an 818 phone number, Friday, March 5, 1:28 PM

Goddammit, why is the only tea party that I've been invited to this year 3,000 miles away from me? I LOVE tea parties! A link to the Tea Rose Garden, by the way. Let's give them some love.

Lei jas has someone who might want to join but she turn 18 in Oct. Aloha Molhalapua
from an 808 phone number, Friday, March 5, 3:51 AM

I guess you have to be 18 years old to join whatever this thing is. A cigarette club?