Who am i
from a 925 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 10:55 PM EST

I go to your school
from a 925 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 10:56 PM EST

Is this supposed to be a riddle? "I walk on 4 legs in the beginning, 2 legs in the middle, 3 legs in the end. Who am I?"

"I go to your school. Who am I?"

I have no fucking clue.

Im still at the heart dr .
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 12:41 PM EST

Do you want to go to gymnastics
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 1:38 PM EST

HELL YES I want to go to gymnastics! Have I ever mentioned to you Leila Text fans out there that I had a STORIED gymnastics career as a youth? I mean, okay, no one but me tells stories about it. And most of my stories are, like, "I was the oldest kid at my gym who was still unable to land a cartwheel on the beam" or whatever. REGARDLESS. Yes, 347. Let's go to gymnastics.

Were in a 30 foot tree
from a 619 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 3:15 PM EST

Josh almost fell out of the tree but he caught his self
from a 619 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 3:32 PM EST

In my opinion it's good that Josh caught his self, if the other option was that his self plummeted 30 feet to the ground.

From now on tell me when u have this kind of thing going on sttill think of u of a privilige 2 know only with best 4 u and yours not that uneed it u r
from a 301 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 9:02 PM EST

This was a fine text for a while, but it took a creepily sycophantic tone when 301 started saying that she would wish Leila only the best, except for how Leila didn't even NEED her wishes. Chill out there, 301.

campbell Omg did u really toilet texted your dad?? lmao
from a 785 phone number, Wednesday, March 30m 2:54 PM EST

Toilet texting: To text message while on the toilet. Thank you, society, for constantly inventing our lexicon.

How bad do u want to see lady gaga
from a 270 phone number, Friday, April 1, 11:10 AM EST

Sooooo bad, but this has "April Fools prank" written all over it.

I just got bitten by a stinkbug. Am I gonna die? Lol
from a 201 phone number, Monday, April 4, 12:31 AM EST

I should not be image-searching "stinkbug" immediately before bed.

Do u like josh?
from a 619 phone number, Monday, April 4, 3:20 PM EST

Do you really think I'd tell you if I did?

FWD: Caley just left for school with SUPER short shorts on. Will she get in trouble? (I hope!)
from a 484 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 7:52 AM EST

FWD: I wanted her to get the hell out of the house. She'll end up in jail or rehab or something.I was so hopeful but not so much anymore.
from a 484 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 7:53 AM EST

My guess is that 484 is Caley's older sister, and she has for years been waiting for her little whore of a sister to get in trouble for all her hellraising shit. Someday, 484's dream will come true, and Caley will wind up in a crackhouse, and 484 will realize that actually she didn't want this to happen, after all. But by then it will be too late.