Saturday, February 13, 2010

YEA the strike is over they r going 2 call guys from strike back in 3 periods then probably start on layoff guys & scott is 2nd on layoff list
from a 716 phone number, Saturday, February 13, 10:09 AM

This seems like some highly classified information that we're privy to right here. Like the fact that Scott is about to get laid off. I wonder if he'd getting laid off because he was striking? That's not legal, right? Any other ideas what's going on here?
No i am srry my mom said i might not be able to go okay we might be going somewhere okay i am srry:( :( :(
Ray Ray ; )

from a 262 phone number, Friday, February 12, 7:19 AM

Okay, Ray Ray. Okay. I do want to know where you might not be able to go, and where's the "somewhere" that you have to go to instead. But don't be too srry for not telling me those details. It is okay.
is modern fam on tonight?
prema to most, mom to 3

from a 740 phone number, Wednesday, February 10, 8:48 PM

My roommate has also gotten pretty into this show. I hear good things. You know what would really make for a modern family, though? Would be a mother who didn't constantly (and ineffectually) stalk her daughter Leila via text message.
Hi just wanted to remind u to night is prayer meeting. kaylie called and the baby is fine. luv u
from a 229 phone number, Wednesday, February 10, 2:58 PM

The juxtaposition of these sentences implies to me that tonight is prayer meeting, but that Leila should not use this a an opportunity to pray for Kaylie's baby, because that baby is already fine. Go to prayer meeting, but save your prayer chips for a baby who needs them.
Thank you! I love the calendar.
from a 760 phone number, Tuesday, February 9, 11:23 AM

Ugh! I need a new calendar. I've kept this text on my phone for the past few days not because it is so awesome, but to serve as a reminder to myself: Leila. Go buy a calendar. Before it's 2011.
Me for my birthday idk its up to u
-JULEZ-

from a 717 phone number, Sunday, February 7, 6:14 PM

Yerp lol...but yea u dnt have another blunt to roll up another one cuz i got like 3 roaches n u got sum i think we can smoke n watch this movie...
-JULEZ-

from a 717 phone number, Wednesday, February 10, 10:13 AM

From kailey: do u want 2 play in the snow btw: happy b-day i called on thursday but u didnt answer so i left a message
from a 717 phone number, Saturday, February 13, 10:07 AM

Things we know:
Julez's birthday was last week.
Julez "thinks" she and Leila can get high and watch a movie... but she is not certain.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Yo the math is hard and math teacher is not good
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, February 9, 10:42 AM

Yo what is the deal different way to do a single problem today there is like 5, wat.
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, February 9, 10:47 AM

Yo did you get the message @?@
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, February 9, 11:59 AM

I kind of like math problems that can be solved in different ways. That is one of the coolest things about math. But, um, that may not be the response 917 was hoping to get from his Leila.
Hi u rich hereUr mom is driving maniacally to get you in a timely fashion HELP ME
from a 631 phone number, Monday, February 8, 7:00 PM

Unclear why Rich is in a car with Leila’s mom and without Leila. I can’t think of the last time my friend’s mom was driving me without my friend in the car. But, then, I can’t think of the last time a friend’s mom drove me.
Hahhhhaha i lknow im waitibg for him to text me hey
from a 267 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 10:00 PM

LEILA
from a 267 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 10:06 PM

Leila alekberov im gona kill you
from a 267 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 11:10 PM

Are you wqith matt
from a 267 phone number, Sunday, February 7, 6:36 PM

Ahhhhhhhh my phone is actually at my house!
from a 267 phone number, Monday, February 8, 12:51 PM

Maybe this girl? She goes to Penn State, and 267 is a Pennsylvania area code. Why do we think 267 was threatening to kill her Intended Leila, though? And did he ever text her or not? I hope so, but boys can be so lame about that sort of thing.
YOu
from a 516 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 6:05 PM

U
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 9:10 PM

Me?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

hey wat court r u on?
<3 ci bell

from a 530 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 12:31 PM

hey how did u guys do in ure last match?
<3 ci bell

from a 530 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 8:36 PM

All-day tennis tournament?

Sunday, February 7, 2010

i am guessing it will take a while to get out of the parking lot. coaching staff is going to famous daves. different topic on tuesday coach harkins is a
from a 406 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 12:07 AM

Coach Harkins is a what? Don't leave me hanging here!

Also, if you, like me, grew up in a part of the world that doesn't have Famous Dave's: It's a BBQ joint.
if u want to do something with anyone tonight u can. not sure if the weather will prevent it or not
prema to most, mom to 3

from a 740 phone number, Friday, February 5, 1:48 PM

will i b picking u up?
prema to most, mom to 3

from a 740 phone number, Friday, February 5, 8:00 PM

In this first text message, Prema, the most micromanaging mother in the world, grants Leila free will. Sort of.
" The secret to success in life is to take the opportunity when it comes"...mona vie is the opportunity...run with it.
from a 571 phone number, Thursday, February 4, 10:09 AM

Not the first time I've received what's basically a text message advertising a fruit juice, but this one is from a different text message. Seems like ALL the Leila Texters want me to drink mona vie these days!
Hey, let me know if you get this, my phone is not sending texts for some reason
from a 757 phone number, Wednesday, February 3, 6:16 PM

This would be an intriguing mystery, except that we all know exactly the reason why 757 believes that her phone isn't sending texts.
U there? r there a lot of people there yet?
from a 716 phone number, Wednesday, February 3, 5:48 PM

R u guys still taking abby 2 vet?
from a 716 phone number, Wednesday, February 3, 6:46 PM

Hey sista we rnt coming in way 2 cold 4 my liking plus we just got done working @ moms
from a 716 phone number, Saturday, February 6, 6:55 PM

716 reminds me of some people who I know, who I resent. People who will use any excuse to not go to a thing. They always want to know if there are a lot of people there, because if there aren't, then maybe they don't have to show up, either. They are always backing out of things because it is cold, or rainy, or they are tireder than expected. These people piss me off. And maybe 716 isn't like that, but I'm taking this out on her, anyway.
Buenos dias mi muchachita Preciosa como armanecio esta manana espero que como ciempre muy Bien. solo quiero saludarla k tanga vuen dia.
from an 805 phone number, Wednesday, February 3, 12:58 PM

Good day my precious little girl how are you feeling this morning I hope that like always you are feeling very well. I only want to say hi and that I hope you have a good day.

Something like that. Nothing very exciting. The most exciting bit by far is that I had to translate it.
we got the oakland contract
from a 510 phone number, Tuesday, February 2, 5:05 PM

BOOYAH. The Oakland contract, bitches. I'm going to go drink some Absolut and play some golf, because my work here is done.
daddy wonts 2 know if ur husbeen is up if so ask him 2 call daddy
~$~{Gracies Georgis}~$~

from an 864 phone number, Tuesday, February 2, 7:20 AM

Probably, there are more direct ways for Leila's dad to talk to Leila's husband than for him to ask Gracie to text Leila to ask her husband to call. Probably.