FWD: Right. so when does everyone get to meet "her"?!
J+E<3Ninjacorns
from a 505 phone number, Sunday, July 3, 4:03 AM EST

Translation: "We all know your new girlfriend is actually a dude."

Hey lets go to the rec center
from an 801 phone number, Thursday, July 14, 1:37 PM EST

HELLS YES! They have a swimming pool there, I bet! And possibly even some board games!

Fuck u very much
from a 412 phone number, Thursday, July 14, 5:54 PM EST

That is actually one of my favorite Lily Allen songs.

get your ass home now
from a 330 phone number, Sunday, July 3, 11:20 PM EST

miss you love you soooooo much
from a 330 phoe number, Sunday, July 10, 10:58 AM EST

330 has experienced a broad range of emotions toward Leila. Love. Anger. Etc.

My bad finger touched go and im not good at this
from a 208 phone number, Sunday, July 10, 1:47 PM EST

So sorry didnt get you called 103 degrees cant stand it i like 79 will call tomorrow love u myrle
from a 208 phone number, Monday, July 11, 10:32 PM EST

I like it when it's 79 degrees, too. You can wear a dress and be fine, but you can wear jeans and be fine, too. I like that, in weather.

Starving bring money to get lunch when u come
from a 207 phone number, Thursday, July 7, 1:17 PM EST

Come pick me up
from a 207 phone number, Thursday, July 7, 2:18 PM EST

Poop face
from a 207 phone number, Saturday, July 9, 4:32 PM EST

Well I'm not going to pick you up now.

Dad drove 8 hours today yum i want pasta salad
from a 707 phone number, Saturday, July 2, 9:32 PM EST

This family always has pasta salad on days when dad drives six hours or more. They love it.

hey, just thought I would say HI before U leave have a safe trip . We Luv Ya Mom
from a 425 phone number, Monday, July 11, 1:31 PM EST

So U aren'T going to answer me?
from a 425 phone number, Monday, July 11, 2:31 PM EST

So sorry that U don't want to forgive me. I understand I hope some day U will understand .
from a 425 phone number, Monday, July 11, 3:07 PM EST

Oh, shit. Maybe I should have written back to say, "It's not that Leila hasn't forgiven you (for what?), it's just that she didn't get your texts. But I did! And I forgive you!" But I was busy. Whoops. I am a relationship-destroyer.

Your dog misses you. Kyra
from a 505 phone number, Friday, July 1, 1:46 AM EST

Call me lv mom
from a 505 phone number, Friday, July 1, 3:35 AM EST

leija I thought you were coming home early this morning. Love mom
from a 505 phone number, Thursday, July 7, 12:27 PM EST

Where are you? mom
from a 505 phone number, Thursday, July 7, 6:15 PM EST

You never called me.
Mom
from a 505 phone number, Saturday, July 9, 5:19 PM EST

Your dog hasn't come home since you let her go out . I told you not to let her go out side when you left. mom
from a 505 phone number, Monday, July 11, 9:02 PM EST

GOD MOM STOP BREATHING DOWN MY NECK ALL THE TIME! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Do u want to play i-spy?All u hav to do is type in a clue and i type in what i think is the answer
from a 951 phone number, Wednesday, June 29, 4:30 PM EST

My heart goes out to all the only children stuck alone in the backseat on long car drives.

Hola hijita perdon me olvide de tu happybirthday sorry pero tu sabes que te quiero mucho con todo mi corazon
from a 239 phone number, Saturday, Junr 25, 12:02 PM EST

"Hello little daughter forgive me for forgetting your happybirthday sorry but you know that I love you a lot with all of my heart."

I am fluent in Spanglish.

Wanna go for a bike ride with me in seattle on sunday while your mom is at work. We can go really slow for sightseeing
from a 253 phone number, Friday, June 24, 2:47 PM EST

Sure! I love bike riding. And sightseeing. I live 3000 miles away. I hope that is not a problem.

has told me she isnt going to bed until sh Leila has said she isnt going to bed until she sees nicoles baby so hurry up and send a pic
from an 858 phone number, Thursday, June 23, 10:14 PM EST

Seriously, 858? This is not how we babysit. When the child says she won't go bed without another glass of water, or without hearing all the verses of "One Tin Soldier" again, or without seeing pictures of Nicole's baby, we say, "No," and then we turn on the nightlight and close the door. Don't pander to her.