N east main st 2nd flr 1 br hot water and heat inc 700/mo 410 287 5678 rising sun 2
from s 443 phone number, Thursday, June 19, 9:50 PM

Rising sun 2br 540/mo sec 443 350 0055 m_f 8:30_5pm I TOLD ERIC WHO WORKS AT WOODY S TO ABOUT APT JK
from a 443 phone number, Thursday, June 19, 10:00 PM

Hi leila i was wondering if u could show me the cool book that u had last nite after we play music
john
from a 443 phone number, Friday, June 20, 12:44 PM

Contrary to popular (i.e. my) belief, 'rising sun' does not necessarily mean 'House of the Rising Sun,' which is obviously a place where you would NOT want to live. Turns out 'rising sun' is also the name of a small town in eastern Maryland.

Rent in Rising Sun sounds pretty cheap. Should I move there, do you think?

I made it! Hot here!
from a 201 phone number, Friday, June 20, 7:06 PM

'Here' obviously does not mean 'New York City,' because that's where I am right now, and, yeah, it's pretty warm here, but definitely not hot enough that it would be the only thing you would comment on in a text message. Unless you just arrived here from, say, Alaska. But 201 is not an Alaskan area code.

INTERESTING FACT: Did you know Alaska has only ONE area code? I just learned this as I was double-checking where 201 is. All of Alaska is 907.

Jenny s b day today
from a 201 phone number, Tuesday, June 17, 11:53 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Jenny! You see? Someone remembered!

Leila joon miss you love mom
from a 781 phone number, Sunday, June 15, 10:44 PM

Hey, my mom's phone is 781, too! This text message is not from her, though. In case you were unclear on that.

congrats
*RiTa_cAtAnO*
from a 951 phone number, Friday, June 13, 4:35 PM

hey wat are you doing yo
*RiTa_cAtAnO*
from a 951 phone number, Sunday, June 15, 5:06 PM

This girl here. To spare you the effort of having to click on the link to Rita Catano's myspace profile, I'll just tell you here that her myspace username is ~[FRESH_SQUAD]~*Baby Sexy*. She could mean this ironically, but I get the impression she's serious about it.

Rita Catano is obviously into asterisks.

Hey dont ferget da goodz yo knohumsayin go lakerz yo bring it bring it
from an 818 phone number, Thursday, June 12, 10:33 PM

God this Leila Texter must be so cool. I mean like really insanely cool. Look how he spells "know what I'm saying." Look how he uses the letter "z." I would date him if I could, but we all know he would never look my way.

Dr reilly...no weekends!
from a 201 phone number, Tuesday, June 10, 9:10 PM

Compass at 6 on 70 TH OFF AMSTERDAM
from a 201 phone number, Friday, June 13, 3:50 PM

That would be here. Looks pretty nice, actually. I would love a chocolate-peanut butter torte.

Musta na si shadow? Wala na bang galis?
from a 423 phone number, Tuesday, June 10, 7:06 PM

Hey, you, guy who translated for me last time I got a text from this phone number. Can you help me out again?

Of course, you could tell me this means pretty much anything, and I would probably believe you. "Can you see my shadow? Want to bang my brother?" Tagalog is not my first language. It is not even my twentieth language.

any news on my flute?
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, June 10, 6:16 PM

Give me an example of what news on a flute would look like. "Flute Gives Aid to Third-World Nations"? "Flute Kidnaps Seven-Year-Old"?

U want my schlong!
from an 860 phone number, Sunday, June 15, 12:19 AM

Ahhhhhhhh oh my god, ew, graphic!

FWD: Fwd:FWD: Bet u wont send this: When Jesus died on the cross, He was thinkin of u. If u care, send 2 10ppl n c what he does 4 u.
from a 714 phone number, Sunday, June 15, 2:01 PM

You bet right, 714. But isn't betting a sin?