Hi i finaly got out of that hair salon and i blow dryed wow they really pull ur hair anyways can u plz come 2 my house im soooo soooo bored
from a 201 phone number, Friday, April 15, 3:25 PM EST

How can you be bored with straightened hair? You can just sit and stare at yourself in the mirror. How does that not keep you entertained?

When is the ss project due
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, April 13, 9:26 PM EST

Hey could you tell me what the ela hw is
from a 347 phone number, Thursday, April 14, 8:13 PM EST

Walk out and go to the bathroom now
from a 347 phone number, Friday, April 15, 11:45 AM EST

What does dannys number.
from a 347 phone number, Friday, April 15, 12:56 PM EST

347 does not pay any attention in school. Were it not for Leila, she would be failing.

Need a favor. see if you can find some 1’s for me when we meet for lunch please. love u
from a 252 phone number, Friday, April 15, 10:41 AM EST

Yes, but only if your “favor” doesn’t involve going to an inexpensive strip joint.

xt me, leila txt me, so she must be ok. if u see her ask if she needs any errands done & try to take her. i’l try to talk to her tonight.
from a 714 phone number, Thursday, April 14, 5:14 PM EST

Not clear on who they’re discussing, but I hope she’s okay, whoever it is…

The Lord is my strength and my shield. My heart trusts in relies on and confidently leans on him and I am helped! Ps 28:7
from a 909 phone number, Friday, April 8, 10:38 AM EST

what book in the bible is the “Lords Prayer” jade knows the whole prayer
from a 301 phone number, Wednesday, April 13, 3:59 PM EST

Another clue that we’re on our way to Easter time: A lot more bible-referencing text messages.

Did you sell easter candy to anut Jeanne
~Daen=)
from a 716 phone number, Tuesday, April 12, 9:42 AM EST

Angie is upset about Easter so now I feel guilty
from an 818 phone number, Wednesday, April 13, 11:57 AM EST

There is a lot of Easter drama going down this week. Stay tuned to find out what else goes wrong over the remainder of the run-up to next weekend. Emotions run high.

Hey leila r u in new york now?
from a 920 phone number, Tuesday, April 12, 8:02 PM EST

Yeah. I mean, I live here.

Got your message. Sunday helps. Sams been calling but we have not hooked up. B
from a 415 phone number, Tuesday, April 12, 6:13 PM EST

Come on, Sam. Be a man.

Hey. Hope u haven’t taken that stuff to sally. I forgot to put the check book register in
from a 574 phone number, Thursday, April 7, 3:24 PM EST

how much is the oldest power bill? i can start with the oldest an work will current
*Joey & Tiff *
from an 828 phone number, Thursday, April 7, 9:04 PM EST

Happy tax season! Here are two charming little insights into how managing personal finances sucks ass.

Can u take pix of that table thing your mom has?
from an 808 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 10:59 PM EST

Please stop putting my mom’s belongings up on ebay.

Hello Don, this is Cindy. U are welcome for the pen. Talk to u later.
from an 850 phone number, Monday, April 4, 4:42 PM EST

Was it a blue Papermate medium point ballpoint pen? That is my favorite. Thanks, Cindy.

What is your email? Do you have a gmail account?
from a 505 phone number, Saturday, April 2, 8:03 PM EST

Totally. We could even gchat. Wanna gchat, 505?

hey wht up bff girlfriend
Danny the lax hitter!!!!!!!!!!!
from a 240 phone number, Saturday, April 2, 10:08 AM EST

Maybe it’s just because I’m really bad at sports, but I’m finding 240 to be terrifying.

Y is Kevin mad at you ‘n
from a 503 phone number, Saturday, April 2, 12:47 AM EST

Because I told everyone he still sucks on his baby pacifier.

Ninakaw yun blower ng bagong ref. I jvst bought 4 employee lounge.
from a 909 phone number, Monday, April 11, 8:12 PM EST

909 just bought something for the employee lounge, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what.

so nef said she call grandma and she was like she didnt have nothing to do for easter so isaid i will invite her to my house. call u later
from a 301 phone number, Friday, April 8, 5:37 AM EST

Taking pity on unpopular old people on Easter is probably a mitzvah.

Margaritas a la cocina ce soir text moi si tes partante. happy hour juska 10pm
from a 917 phone number, Friday, April 8, 3:50 PM EST

There are at least three language going on in this text message. Possibly four. I resent that. Using an online translator is hard enough for me as it is.

are you at home/do you have an oil thermomenter for deep frying?
from a 269 phone number, Saturday, April 9, 6:03 PM EST

No/no.

Hey babe.... Jus wanted to let ya kno that i'm goin into city tonite to hang out wit nick....love u!
from an 856 phone number, Saturday, April 9, 7"11 PM EST

Hey babe ... We're at a bar across the street from union trust! Makes me think of u love =)
from an 856 phone number, Sunday, April 10, 1:46 AM EST

Union Trust is Philadelphia's premiere independent steak and seafood house. This guy obviously misses Leila a lot. I hope he gets to see her soon, before I receive any more of his loving text messages.

I have no ride but i wanted to go to frontier park
*iLoveJessica*
from a 253 phone number, Monday, April 11, 6:09 PM EST

Frontier Park is in Graham, WA. I can't tell from its webpage why this girl wants to go there. Any ideas? Maybe she just likes the great outdoors.