hey this is ryan could u get some blue powerades and dmd at the store?
from a 423 phone number, Thursday, April 28, 8:56 PM EST

I don’t know what DMD is, other than Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy (thank you, Wikipedia). Plus blue powerades sound gross.

U no that’s sexual harrasment
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, April 28, 8:26 PM EST

Right on. Ladies, if someone is sexually harassing you, call him out on it. That shit is not legal.

Hey guys just letting you know cooperate is in today. were doing awesome so far! so lets continue it. know your portions and work your magic
from a 208 phone number, Thursday, April 28, 3:44 PM EST

Dear Ms. B:
Please stop trying to sound so hip. It’s making all the students uncomfortable.
Thanks,
Leila

Why dont you ever txt back?
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, April 27, 6:43 PM EST

Do u wanna go out with me?
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, April 27, 7:00 PM EST

If I wanted to go out with you, I would have texted you back the first time.

soo i don’t think tracy is preg. do the math (6mths) she would b huge and she didn’t look it yesterday when they came over. ps i have got 2 call u later
from a 301 phone number, Monday, April 25, 6:24 AM EST

Okay, then Tracy must be a recovering alcoholic. She didn’t drink any of the bloody marys I made, and “pregnant” or “in AA” are the only legitimate explanations for that sort of crazy behavior.

soo i don’t think tracy is preg. do the math (6mths) she would b huge and she didn’t look it yesterday when they came over. ps i have got 2 call u later
from a 301 phone number, Monday, April 25, 6:24 AM EST

Okay, then Tracy must be a recovering alcoholic. She didn’t drink any of the bloody marys I made, and “pregnant” or “in AA” are the only legitimate explanations for that sort of crazy behavior.

IT’S SNOWING AGIN GOD BL Call me
from a 406 phone number, Tuesday, April 26, 12:36 PM EST

Dude, I feel for you. That’s messed up. Even here it is finally like 60 degrees. It’s been a struggle, but we’re making progress. Snow? What is this, March?

The reviews for those boots, almost everyone says the calf area is too small they cannot put their pants in them. Do you still want me to order them ?
from a 614 phone number, Wednesday, April 27, 10:06 AM EST

Damn you, skinny jeans! We had none of these problems, back when we were all wearing flares.

is there anyway u could go to camp and give tony a message his phone is under water
from a 440 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 4:14 PM EST

Yeah, I guess you can’t just text him to let him know about that…

I have my gigantic singing Mothers day card…from last year. So when Mothers comes…don’t buy cards…I would just like u sign it n date it!
from a 520 phone number, Saturday, April 23, 3:34 PM EST

As I understand it, this is older siblings’ primary purpose: making sure you don’t fuck up Mother’s Day.

Put your leg down
from a 575 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 4:55 PM EST

Um, I think it’s “foot.” I think you’re supposed to put your foot down.

Happy easter!!! =:3
from a 478 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 9:33 AM EST

happy easter
from a 603 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 12:11 PM EST

Wtf! i have to waer a sweater vest. it looks like baby puke
from a 408 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 1:16 PM EST

Happy Eastepp
from a 253 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 3:15 PM EST

Get more strawberries
from a 347 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 3:42 PM EST

Hope u had a nice day. What an amazing event we celebrated today. Jesus arose from the dead. Wish u could have gone to church with me like Christmas. Love
from a 616 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 9:41 PM EST

Happy Easter, y'all!