"the older you get, the more..." What? The more what? We were so close to getting some wisdom!

Presumably this Intended Leila is a prostitute, since Angelwings is texting her to make an "app" for a "hook-up."

Ugh. Steven. What a sheep.

This sounds great! If there is a pool then I am DEFINITELY coming over! If you don't have a pool, that okay; you can also win my friendship with a backyard trampoline or a convertible.

This is the plot of a Paula Danziger novel right here. Child of divorced parents. Ditched by her friend Leila. Missing her shorts. What's a girl to do?