WERLEIN Fatty Cue 91 SO.6th St.& BEd3
from an 847 phone number, Wednesday, May 12, 12:14 PM EST

At bedford ave wmsburg brooklyn. Reasonable.& worth visit. Barbq ribs brisket crab cakes. No reserv.noisy crowded go v early! V.good& quick service xox m
from an 847 phone number, Wednesday, May 12, 12:26 PM EST

Apparently Fatty Cue is a restaurant that just opened. And it opened in my town! I could dine there! This was a very useful restaurant review to get texted to me. Thanks, 847.

meet me behind the building right away. I need you.
from a 706 phone number, Wednesday, May 12, 3:20 PM EST

This is sexxxy!

hi whats up we are at nikoos house
from a 443 phone number, Sunday, May 9, 5:28 PM EST

i love pie a lot
from nikoo
from a 443 phone number, Sunday, May 9, 7:29 PM EST

darian and shayan say hi we are watching a movie
from a 443 phone number, Sunday, May 9, 7:33 PM EST

i like farting from shayan
from a 443 phone number, Sunday, May 9, 7:39 PM EST

Nikoo likes pie. Shayan likes farting. I guess it's six of one, half-dozen of another.

happy mothers day luv you
from a 936 phone number, Sunday, May 9, 10:50 AM EST

FWD: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! You're the best!
from a 617 phone number, Sunday, May 9, 11:40 AM EST

FWD: Happy mothers day! Love, kirsten
from a 253 phone number, Sunday, May 9, 2:14 PM EST

Happy Mommys' Day!
from an 828 phone number, Sunday, May 9 3:27 PM

And a happy Mother's Day to all of YOU!

Thanks so much, ladies, for your beautiful performance last night! btw, who has the costumes? i was supposed to take them homeand pass them off to sharly
from a 415 phone number, Monday, April 26, 10:35 PM EST

Ummm a dance recital? A Gilbert and Sullivan production?

Did someone say Dracy Malfoy?
from a 619 phone number, Tuesday, May 4, 6:20 PM EST

It is never the wrong time or place for a Harry Potter reference.

Is every thing ok
from a 435 phone number, Tuesday, May 4, 10:12 PM EST

I am at tays choior concert. Whats up
from a 435 phone number, Tuesday, May 4, 10:17 PM EST

R u getting my txt
from a 435 phone number, Tuesday, May 4, 10:20 PM EST

No, Leila's not getting your txt. Does that help explain things?

hey sister how are you doing?
from a 248 phone number, Tuesday, May 4, 11:07 PM EST

its helena your sister btw
from a 248 phone number, Tuesday, May 4, 11:07 PM EST

Thanks for that second text, Helena. That really clarified the first one.

work Not comming in. Can't breathe. No sleep, lots of discomfort! Left VM for Renee. Doctor apt 1:30. Feel bad enough to go to ER.
from a 775 phone number, Wednesday, May 5, 10:39 AM EST

That's from this same Leila. She's been having a lot of health problems recently. I called her to explain that Leila wasn't receiving her texts, and she told me that she just learned to use text messaging a couple weeks ago, which makes sense. I didn't ask what was wrong with her, because that seemed kind of personal, given that I am a total stranger.

Sooooo did you do it yet? I am anxious to find out if it was good.
from a 978 phone number, Wednesday, May 5, 2:08 PM EST

I assume the "it" in question is either sex or 'shrooms. While that interpretation may not be strictly "true," it certainly makes this text message more exciting.

Hey jackie has math last too and said shed find you can i give her jauquito for 6th??
from a 925 phone number, Wednesday, May 5, 4:30 PM EST

Trying to parse this message: Jackie and Leila both have math last person. Jackie has told 925 that she'll find Leila during math class. 925 requests permission to give Jackie "jauquito for 6th." That's about where I get lost.

i love you!!! tell all the cats "meow", they will know what it means.
from an 815 phone number, Wednesday, May 5, 7:05 PM

This text message captured my heart because it's about cats, nature's cutest animal.

i found that blog u wanted http://thatgirlcantalk.blogspot.com
from a 360 phone number, Friday, May 7, 4:12 AM

This is a blog of "talks I have written and given as a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints." Not sure why Leila was looking for this blog at 4:12 AM.

Goodmorning! so i just realized that theres hw i forgot to do so im going to school late
from a 508 phone number, Friday, May 7, 6:31 AM

I am so glad not to be in school any more. Everything in this text sounds horrible.

1) Being awake and texting at 6:31 in the morning.
2) Having homework.
3) Forgetting to do homework.
4) Being awake at 6:31 in the morning, so that you can do homework.

Poor 508.

WERLEIN 6ive v good. Hacker gal super cant wait 2 c u!
from an 847 phone number, Friday, May 7, 12:30 PM

Probably this Leila here, since she's the only Leila with the last name Werlein I can find on facebook, and also she lives in Wisconsin, and 847 is a northern Illinois phone number, and (check a map if you don't believe me), Wisconsin is close to Illinois. Anyway. That answers one question, but sheds no light on the issue of: Who is Hacker Gal?

Daddio just had the most amazing idea for next year's sukkah party! "American Idol Sukkah"! we could rent a karaoke machine and we'll also...
from an 860 phone number, Friday, May 7, 5:54 PM

Sukkot isn't for like five months, so I find it kind of amusing that 860 and Leila are already making plans. This is like how my friends start discussing our Halloween costumes in February, except I didn't know people got that excited about Sukkot. That being said, maybe if my Sukkot involveda karaoke machine, then I would also get that excited about it.

heyy leila wer r u dante wnna no
from an 818 phone number, Friday, May 7, 11:52 PM

I find it weird that the ONLY words 818 knows how to spell correctly are 1) my name and 2) Dante.

FWD: Fwd:Ima STAR becuz i party like a ROCKSTAR,play like an ALLSTAR live like a MOVIESTAR,and fuck like a PORNSTAR.!!keep this shit going if u a star.!
from a 202 phone number, Saturday, May 8, 11:17 AM

Basically, 202 has just texted Leila to inform her that she has a drug problem, and that she enjoys being sexually subjugated. Which may be true, but I'm surprised she's so candid about all this with Leila.

Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow! is davey coming too? hope you're having fun@ 6 flags!
from an 860 phone number, Saturday, May 8, 6:02 PM

I'll make this comment since, if I don't, my friend Jeremy will: It's SIX FLAGS! How could Leila NOT be having fun?