No jail for mike. He gets another month to get clean. I guess crime does pay!
from a 216 phone number, Thursday, March 4, 1:14 PM

This is the second jail-related text of the week. They don't seem to be related. Do we think Mike is a heroin addict, or a drunk driver, or what?

hi leila i love you smile
from a 603 phone number, Wednesday, March 3, 8:32 PM

Aw, I like this one! And see, 603 is complimenting Leila simply because she wants to, not like 708 over here who just did it so that some boy would like her more.

wat you doing
from a 757 phone number, Wednesday, March 3, 8:21 PM

wat you doing right now?
from a 757 phone number, Thursday, March 4, 6:22 PM

just text me something back when u get this message
from a 757 phone number, Thursday, March 4, 6:52 PM

More overinvolved blah blah blah. It seems in the final text here like maybe 757 is catching on to the fact that Leila's not getting these texts, so, with any luck, they will stop soon. Also good would be if 757 got angry with Leila for not replying and really let her have it. I mean, I guess that would be sad, but at least it would be more interesting than these constant inquiries into Leila's current status.

heyyyyy watcha doin
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, March 3, 8:16 PM

hey girl
from a 407 phone number, Thursday, March 4, 7:12 PM

I miss you my booboo
from a 406 phone number, Thursday, March 4, 8:11 PM

Does anyone else find it weird that, in the past 12 hours, I have received texts from the 408, 407, and 406 area codes? What's next-- 405?

do u think ash went overboard
Q-Dog
from a 623 phone number, Wednesday, March 3, 8:08 PM

Keep trying, Q-Dog, but you have already lost the Best Nickname on the Leila Texts This Week contest. Frogs are more unique than dogs. That's just the way of things.

still here. compressor shop just came to get the part to compress onto wheel hub. they work o slow. should be returning wirh part to put car back.
from a 201 phone number, Tuesday, March 2, 11:12 AM

201's car seems to be broken, but in ways that make no sense to me. This is where you readers can really "step up to the plate," if you are car aficionados. Or, you can just make something up.

Can O plug into working one on one with Richard. She gets the prospect to view the video with her and then the lack of funds blocks her. Sorry so late.
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, March 2, 5:19 AM

She just got through with someone in vegas. She is right there but now needs to feel the tipping point. We both gotta work during the day. She said she
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, March 2, 5:22 AM

Wants to do it fulltime. she has come a long way. Lol. Call me in the morning.
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, March 2, 5:23 AM

I assume this has to do with some kind of business-related computer project. If this isn't business-related, it involves a ridiculous amount of jargon. But if it IS business-related, why is it happening in the middle of the night?

Hey can u through ur charger down stairs plz cuz i only have 1 bar
from a 360 phone number, Monday, March 1, 6:36 PM

When your parents don't allow you to yell in the house, and you can't muster the energy to walk all the way upstairs, texting your sister to throw the phone charger downstairs is a really foolproof plan. Plus, bonus, your parents will have no idea how you two communicated without speaking and will assume that you're PSYCHIC!

Wht up
Rubber Frogs:o
from a 717 phone number, Monday, March 1, 6:14 PM

Definitely the best nickname I've seen on the Leila Texts this week.

Your soo pretty :) that boy you love will show how much he needs you in about oh 2 hrs.but u have to tell ten girls they are pretty : ] {
cRaZyL
from a 708 phone number, Monday, March 1, 7:44 AM

I am all about girls telling girls that they are pretty. This seems supportive and affirming and I approve. But I'm less keen on the reward for complimenting your friends being "the boy you love will show you that he needs you." Shouldn't complimenting your friends be its own reward? Not to be like all CRAZY WOMAN over here or whatever.

u still awake?
from a 757 phone number, Sunday, February 28, 8:22 PM

what r u doing right now?
from a 757 phone number, Monday, March 1, 7:36 PM

wat r u going rite now
from a 757 phone number, Tuesday, March 2, 8:44 PM

r the boys coming over 2day?
from a 757 phone number, Wednesday, March 3, 12:41 PM

probrably no
from a 757 phone number, Wednesday, March 3, 12:55 PM

This is the same 757 who needed to know the instant Leila woke up on Sunday. Leila Texters like this drive me crazy, and they would drive me even crazier if they were actually my friends. Just let Leila lead her life once in a while, why don't you?

hey leila.....this is keilan.....do u know brody or aiden fromms number??plz say yes,cause we tried aiden and he didnt pick up...txt back
from a 406 phone number, Sunday, February 28, 11:54 AM

Hey Keilan. I'm sorry you don't know how to get in touch with Brody or Aiden. Of course, it also turns out that you don't even know how to get in touch with Leila. Sorry about that, too.

are you really still asleep?
from a 757 phone number, Sunday, February 28, 9:24 AM

hey leila what r u doing.
from a 757 phone number, Sunday, February 28, 10:28 AM

hey leila u awake yet?!
from a 757 phone number, Sunday, February 28, 11:14 AM

I don't understand why 757 finds it SO HARD TO BELIEVE that Leila might sleep in on a Sunday morning. If 757 were my friend, I would purposefully sleep until noon, just to freak her out.

Who am I kidding? I sleep until noon, anyway.

IS IN TROUBLE SHE She is in jail she was inside emerson city she has given a fake name we are trying to get her out
from a 678 phone number, Sunday, February 28, 3:12 AM

You know, I think that when you are arrested, it is usually not in your best interest to provide a fake name. I'm pretty sure that is a bad fucking idea.