Hey there Penny passed about 430 this afternoon just thought let ya know see ya in morn
from a 509 phone number, Friday, August 26, 12:08 AM EST

I'm sorry, 509. It always makes me sad to receive texts like this one.

im so excited
from an 850 phone number, Thursday, August 25, 3:42 PM EST

There is really only one youtube clip for this.

Hey can u bring regular blank paper, copy paper i need it
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, August 24, 11:47 PM EST

"I have tried photocopying dollar bills on to construction paper before, and it just doesn't work that well."

Do u have a pie pan i could borrow?
from a 347 phone number, Tuesday, August 23, 12:16 PM EST

No. I mean, I have a pie pan. But you can't borrow it.

Whats up chicken butt
Coolness
from a 618 phone number, Monday, August 22, 5:16 PM EST

You're right. Asking "What's up, chicken butt" as opposed to simply "What's up" is, indeed, the height of coolness. If you're nine.

are you up? we leave homw at 240p to go to dr holman there are fz waffle in kitchen freezer
from a 425 phone number, Monday, August 22, 2:27 PM EST

The frozen waffles are in the kitchen freezer, as opposed to the basement freezer, which is where we keep the bodies (not waffles).

Vicentes with me right now
from a 713 phone number, Wednesday, August 24, 7:35 PM EST

He said hes tired of being alone
from a 713 phone number, Wednesday, August 24, 7:40 PM EST

These texts just got real profound real fast. I hear you, Vicente. Aren't we all tired of being alone?

hey i heard u r doing the fall league
I AM THE O IN OMG :D
from a 760 phone number, Monday, August 22, 3:20 PM EST

r u going to practice
I AM THE O IN OMG :D
from a 760 phone number, Tuesday, August 23, 6:11 PM EST

This chick again. I assume she is still talking about volleyball. Does volleyball have a fall league? It must. Why wouldn't it? It's an indoor sport. It can have leagues every season.

FWD: I saw my grandpa in my dreams last night :-)
from an 858 phone number, Friday, August 26, 4:00 PM EST

FWD: He was in a gray suit on the corner waiting for me to pick him up
from an 858 phone number, Friday, August 26, 4:02 PM EST

This is actually really beautiful. Whenever I see my dead cat in my dreams, I wake up crying. I'm glad that 858 can see her loved ones and have a smiley face.

Salam.Khastam khabar bedam ke daste cheket umade.Emruz.
from a 770 phone number, Thursday, August 18, 9:05 AM EST

Salam.Karte banket ham umade.Badan mizangim .Alan rooseam pishe k1 ham umadim o...Hal nadashtam beharfam.Bebkhshid.
from a 770 phone number, Saturday, August 20, 5:02 PM EST

Sms man resid?Kartet ham umad.Farda shab mizangam.Ye kam khasteam .Ye ok bede leila junam.
from a 770 phone number, Saturday, August 20, 11:47 PM EST

Possibly Arabic, but I am not going to get very far in trying to translate Arabic. Any thoughts, anybody?

My stepmom called me if i had trouble making friends so i could talk to chloe. She didnt do it bc i was her sister but she asked me cause i had the person
from a 240 phone number, Sunday, August 21, 6:48 PM EST

Literally no idea what is going on in this text. These are all words, but in this order, they seem to have lost all their meaning.

Hey its kayla i need the pizza money today you owe $18
from a 928 phone number, Sunday, August 21, 6:14 PM EST

$18 can buy a lot of pizza! This text message is making me hungry.

Am at bouris. They sand their love. Delicious hambergers. Wish you were here.
All my love, mom
from a 561 phone number, Saturday, August 20, 8:59 PM EST

It's important to sand your love. Otherwise it gets so rough around the edges.

Here is a pic of my backpack
from a 203 phone number, Friday, August 19, 4:47 PM EST

It did not come through. Please resend. I am truly interested and cannot rest easy until I have seen a photograph of what your backpack looks like. Like, what color is it? How heavy is it? I need visual proof.

I think they sed 4:00 to 6:30, but i am not quite sure
I <3 horses
from a 336 phone number, Friday, August 19, 11:28 AM EST

I ALSO HEART HORSES.

*Speedway(;* hey, so tell me everything he said..
*Speedway(;*
from a 919 phone number, Thursday, August 18, 9:00 PM EST

Well, he did say he thought you were cute. I know, right? But then he said that you reminded him of his mom. Not sure what that means...