Fuck you
from an 862 phone number, Tuesday, August 12, 11:07 PM
Oh, yeah, 862: really constructive, mature way of dealing with your emotions here.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
YOU ARE AT CAMP RIGHT? IS IT FUN? I MISS YOU. TEXT ME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND LET ME KNOW HOW CAMP IS. LOVE, MARISSA
from a 310 phone number, Tuesday, August 12, 8:22 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but I come from a strong tradition of not allowing cell phones at camp. I believe that they interfere with the insular experience that makes summer camp so valuable. I don't know if Marissa's Intended Leila is a camper or a counselor, but, frankly, if she's not the goddamn camp director, I don't think she should have a cell phone in her bunk.
from a 310 phone number, Tuesday, August 12, 8:22 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but I come from a strong tradition of not allowing cell phones at camp. I believe that they interfere with the insular experience that makes summer camp so valuable. I don't know if Marissa's Intended Leila is a camper or a counselor, but, frankly, if she's not the goddamn camp director, I don't think she should have a cell phone in her bunk.
where is my mom i know you guys are having coffee dont lie!
doonya
from a 313 phone number, Monday, August 11, 9:56 PM
Having coffee with Doonya's mom would be an odd thing to lie about, but I guess Leila would have her reasons. Doonya's text does come off a little like she's accusing Leila of kidnapping her mother, but that's probably just a stylistic quirk.
doonya
from a 313 phone number, Monday, August 11, 9:56 PM
Having coffee with Doonya's mom would be an odd thing to lie about, but I guess Leila would have her reasons. Doonya's text does come off a little like she's accusing Leila of kidnapping her mother, but that's probably just a stylistic quirk.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
because i dont want to
from a 716 phone number, Sunday, August 10, 1:48 PM
do u want times?
from a 716 phone number, Sunday, August 10, 2:49 PM
I assume this second text refers to the Sunday Times, because I can't think what other sort of times one might want at 2:49 PM on a Sunday. And to answer your question, 716: Yes, I do want them.
from a 716 phone number, Sunday, August 10, 1:48 PM
do u want times?
from a 716 phone number, Sunday, August 10, 2:49 PM
I assume this second text refers to the Sunday Times, because I can't think what other sort of times one might want at 2:49 PM on a Sunday. And to answer your question, 716: Yes, I do want them.
come over tonight for olympics. we're going to do shots each time the chinese announcer guy mispronounces a country. :)
~*tischa*~
from an 814 phone number, Friday, August 8, 6:13 PM
You see? This is what they mean when they say the Olympics unifies the nation, not to mention the world. Now, I didn't watch the opening ceremonies with ~*tischa*~. But I did watch them. And through the mass medium of television, Tischa and I and millions of others were, for a few hours on Friday, connected.
(Though I would like to go on record as saying that I, unlike ~*tischa*~, did not do a shot every time a Chinese announcer mispronounced a country's name because I, unlike ~*tischa*~, try to minimize racism in my life.)
~*tischa*~
from an 814 phone number, Friday, August 8, 6:13 PM
You see? This is what they mean when they say the Olympics unifies the nation, not to mention the world. Now, I didn't watch the opening ceremonies with ~*tischa*~. But I did watch them. And through the mass medium of television, Tischa and I and millions of others were, for a few hours on Friday, connected.
(Though I would like to go on record as saying that I, unlike ~*tischa*~, did not do a shot every time a Chinese announcer mispronounced a country's name because I, unlike ~*tischa*~, try to minimize racism in my life.)
From one Leila to another Leila: "It its got tires or testicles... its gonna give you trouble."
from a 314 phone number, Sunday, August 10, 2:42 AM
But really from one Leila to another Leila, yet intended for a third Leila still. I feel like we're in an Oscar Wile play entitled The Importance of Being Leila.
from a 314 phone number, Sunday, August 10, 2:42 AM
But really from one Leila to another Leila, yet intended for a third Leila still. I feel like we're in an Oscar Wile play entitled The Importance of Being Leila.
Im @ a dance convention here @ da radison
from a 401 phone number, Saturday, August 9, 12:48 PM
That would be the xtreme dance jam that happened this weekend in Rhode Island. It looks really fun, actually. I wish I had been there. I <3 conventions nearly as much as I <3 dance.
from a 401 phone number, Saturday, August 9, 12:48 PM
That would be the xtreme dance jam that happened this weekend in Rhode Island. It looks really fun, actually. I wish I had been there. I <3 conventions nearly as much as I <3 dance.
FWD: Fwd: The day i stop being there for u is the day u close my eyes 4ever. If i dont get this bak i understand. Send to 15 ppl u wont turn ur back on.
from a 408 phone number, Friday, August 8, 5:00 PM
I never understand these texts that involve lines like "If i dont get this bak i understand." Is that supposed to be some sort of passive-aggressive technique? Or do you have such low self-esteem that you just can't expect anyone to say she won't turn her back on you?
Here's a question: Is 15 people a large or small number to not turn your back on? I actually can't think of that many people I WOULD turn my back on. Well, I don't know. I guess it depends on your definition of "turning your back."
from a 408 phone number, Friday, August 8, 5:00 PM
I never understand these texts that involve lines like "If i dont get this bak i understand." Is that supposed to be some sort of passive-aggressive technique? Or do you have such low self-esteem that you just can't expect anyone to say she won't turn her back on you?
Here's a question: Is 15 people a large or small number to not turn your back on? I actually can't think of that many people I WOULD turn my back on. Well, I don't know. I guess it depends on your definition of "turning your back."
Thursday, August 7, 2008
mortazavi heyy girl.
from an 804 phone number, Thursday, August 7, 7:23 PM
Wait, there are two girls named Leila Mortazavi! How am I supposed to know which one is our Intended Leila?
from an 804 phone number, Thursday, August 7, 7:23 PM
Wait, there are two girls named Leila Mortazavi! How am I supposed to know which one is our Intended Leila?
from soccer can u come. jesse and ciara come this week but they not nice to me. dont ask. i have no friends their so i need u o come tomaro.
from a 949 phone number, Thursday, August 7, 4:13 PM
This text is sad. I can't decide what the saddest part is: that 949 believes she has no friends, or that she cannot form an English sentence with all the components present and in the right order.
from a 949 phone number, Thursday, August 7, 4:13 PM
This text is sad. I can't decide what the saddest part is: that 949 believes she has no friends, or that she cannot form an English sentence with all the components present and in the right order.
FWD: Buddy is ok leila plz walk @ 830
Go Dawgs!
from a 404 phone number, Wednesday, August 6, 8:53 PM
More from this dog owner. Why does she never text about anything other than their damn dog Buddy? Also, when she says "Go Dawgs," does she mean dogs, like Buddy?
Go Dawgs!
from a 404 phone number, Wednesday, August 6, 8:53 PM
More from this dog owner. Why does she never text about anything other than their damn dog Buddy? Also, when she says "Go Dawgs," does she mean dogs, like Buddy?
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
FWD: Zan cumin 2 say hi. Plz unloj frnt door.
from an 805 phone number, Tuesday, August 5, 1:00 AM
Can't Zan just knock when he gets there, so that Leila doesn't have to leave the front door open? Or maybe Leila lives with her parents and they're worried that, if Zan were to knock on the door, he would wake them? I never had that problem in high school. I had a room on the first floor, so my friends would just knock on my window. Those were the days.
from an 805 phone number, Tuesday, August 5, 1:00 AM
Can't Zan just knock when he gets there, so that Leila doesn't have to leave the front door open? Or maybe Leila lives with her parents and they're worried that, if Zan were to knock on the door, he would wake them? I never had that problem in high school. I had a room on the first floor, so my friends would just knock on my window. Those were the days.
Chevy Chase movie marathon tomorrow night...you in? You better be!
from a 580 phone number, Monday, August 4, 1:43 AM
I actually don't think I've ever seen a Chevy Chase film, so I do wish I could attend this little marathon. You know, when I was a kid, I got so damn confused by how Chevy Chase could be both an actor and a city. To be honest, it still confuses me sometimes.
from a 580 phone number, Monday, August 4, 1:43 AM
I actually don't think I've ever seen a Chevy Chase film, so I do wish I could attend this little marathon. You know, when I was a kid, I got so damn confused by how Chevy Chase could be both an actor and a city. To be honest, it still confuses me sometimes.
hey do you think when the school starts can i get rides with you in the morning? ill pay you for gas and everything thank you so much
from a 626 phone number, Sunday, August 3, 2:17 PM
This seems like a pretty big request to make via text message. I mean, maybeLeila and 626 are like best friends, in which case Leila would have texted back, "Of course! I would be delighted. Like you even have to ask." But if their friendship were anything less close than that, and I were Leila-- well, I am Leila, but, you know-- I would be like, "Don't take advantage of me!"
from a 626 phone number, Sunday, August 3, 2:17 PM
This seems like a pretty big request to make via text message. I mean, maybeLeila and 626 are like best friends, in which case Leila would have texted back, "Of course! I would be delighted. Like you even have to ask." But if their friendship were anything less close than that, and I were Leila-- well, I am Leila, but, you know-- I would be like, "Don't take advantage of me!"
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
3 cm and counting. they will admit me at 4 to5 and i enter "active" labor at 6cm. mom is on her way down tomorrow.
from a 336 phone number, Tuesday, August 5, 2:02 PM
Oh my God. I didn't read this text very closely when it came in because I was in the middle of something at work, but HELLO, this woman is telling Leila that she is IN LABOR. 336 is GIVING A BIRTH, and Leila doesn't even know because she DIDN'T GET THE TEXT.
This is way way more dramatic than 14-old-girls' text messages about how they hate one another for stealing boyfriends.
from a 336 phone number, Tuesday, August 5, 2:02 PM
Oh my God. I didn't read this text very closely when it came in because I was in the middle of something at work, but HELLO, this woman is telling Leila that she is IN LABOR. 336 is GIVING A BIRTH, and Leila doesn't even know because she DIDN'T GET THE TEXT.
This is way way more dramatic than 14-old-girls' text messages about how they hate one another for stealing boyfriends.
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