I'm at work i'll call you when i get off. I'm sending you lots of love and prayers.
from a 510 phone number, Thursday, October 9, 3:36 PM
This sounds like a bad situation. I don't know what I'm praying for, 510, but, if I did, I'd send you lots of love and prayers, too.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
mire FWD: FWD:FWD: FWD: FWD: THe person u are meant to be with will txt u at 11:07 but if you dnt snd this to ten ppl then u will lose that person.
from an 865 phone number, Monday, October 6, 6:34 PM
Question: If I don't snd this to ten ppl (and, let's be frank, I'm not going to), will the person I am meant to be with still txt me at 11:07, and then I'll just lose him/her at some unspecified later date? Or will S/he not even txt me in the first place if I don't forward this ten times? I know these seem like insignificant details, but truly they make all the difference.
from an 865 phone number, Monday, October 6, 6:34 PM
Question: If I don't snd this to ten ppl (and, let's be frank, I'm not going to), will the person I am meant to be with still txt me at 11:07, and then I'll just lose him/her at some unspecified later date? Or will S/he not even txt me in the first place if I don't forward this ten times? I know these seem like insignificant details, but truly they make all the difference.
I aM In st louis Jake had a huge party at Home. john is furious & wont let lilly go to homecoming Tomorrow
from a 913 phone number, Saturday, October 4, 1:30 AM
It is my unique cross that I alone must bear to receive text messages at 1:30 on a Saturday night, and to hope that they are, perhaps, from a cute guy harboring a crush on me, only to discover that they are actually about a huge party and a Homecoming that I was not invited to. It's a long way down from my dreams to my reality.
from a 913 phone number, Saturday, October 4, 1:30 AM
It is my unique cross that I alone must bear to receive text messages at 1:30 on a Saturday night, and to hope that they are, perhaps, from a cute guy harboring a crush on me, only to discover that they are actually about a huge party and a Homecoming that I was not invited to. It's a long way down from my dreams to my reality.
Did u register 2 vote yet
from an 814 phone number, Friday, October 3, 8:08 PM
YEAH. DID YOU? Look, I know it seems all played out this election year, like yadda yadda yadda with the civic responsibility and whatnot, but SERIOUSLY IF YOU DON'T VOTE IN NOVEMBER I WILL MESS YOU UP. (This, of course, applies only to my American readers. The rest of you are off the hook.... FOR NOW.)
from an 814 phone number, Friday, October 3, 8:08 PM
YEAH. DID YOU? Look, I know it seems all played out this election year, like yadda yadda yadda with the civic responsibility and whatnot, but SERIOUSLY IF YOU DON'T VOTE IN NOVEMBER I WILL MESS YOU UP. (This, of course, applies only to my American readers. The rest of you are off the hook.... FOR NOW.)
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
hey this is lisa w i was wondering if you or bianca could lay out my lil stuff for today or should ask someone in the house? i have class all day
from a 661 phone number, Wednesday, October 1, 2:51 PM
Lisa W. is probably in college, because younger students don't need to specify that they "have class all day," while older people don't have class at all. I'm going to further assume that Lisa is in a sorority. Thus, when she says "the house," she means "the sorority house," and when she says "my lil stuff," maybe she means "the stuff for my little sister."
Clare, Leslie, readers who used to be in sororities: Please confirm or deny my speculations.
from a 661 phone number, Wednesday, October 1, 2:51 PM
Lisa W. is probably in college, because younger students don't need to specify that they "have class all day," while older people don't have class at all. I'm going to further assume that Lisa is in a sorority. Thus, when she says "the house," she means "the sorority house," and when she says "my lil stuff," maybe she means "the stuff for my little sister."
Clare, Leslie, readers who used to be in sororities: Please confirm or deny my speculations.
tell steve if hes don for the pizza hut buffet
-Lou
from a 562 phone number, Tuesday, September 30, 2:19 PM
Look, I don't want to foist my bourgeois tastes on Lou, Steve, and Leila, but: A Pizza Hut buffet? Really? I am all for pizza buffets, but why not Pizzeria Uno, guys? Why not CPK? Can you honestly not do any better than Pizza Hut? Have you even tried?
-Lou
from a 562 phone number, Tuesday, September 30, 2:19 PM
Look, I don't want to foist my bourgeois tastes on Lou, Steve, and Leila, but: A Pizza Hut buffet? Really? I am all for pizza buffets, but why not Pizzeria Uno, guys? Why not CPK? Can you honestly not do any better than Pizza Hut? Have you even tried?
Hey wat up fool what are you going to be for halloween
*Keely*;-)
from an 808 phone number, Sunday, September 28, 9:29 PM
This from the same girl who wanted Leila to play outside last week. This text makes me anxious. Am I really supposed to already know what I'm going to be for Halloween? Does Keely know? Does her Intended Leila? Am I so far behind the times? Have all the good costume ideas been taken already? I work myself into a panic.
*Keely*;-)
from an 808 phone number, Sunday, September 28, 9:29 PM
This from the same girl who wanted Leila to play outside last week. This text makes me anxious. Am I really supposed to already know what I'm going to be for Halloween? Does Keely know? Does her Intended Leila? Am I so far behind the times? Have all the good costume ideas been taken already? I work myself into a panic.
.shuuu we surprising france
from a 201 phone number, Saturday, September 27, 2:12 PM
Maybe about a sporting event? Usually when "we" are doing something to another country (in this case, surprising it), it's either on the sports field or on the battlefield. And we're not at war with France. So far as I know.
from a 201 phone number, Saturday, September 27, 2:12 PM
Maybe about a sporting event? Usually when "we" are doing something to another country (in this case, surprising it), it's either on the sports field or on the battlefield. And we're not at war with France. So far as I know.
FWD: Fwd:FWD: - Fwd: - Fwd: FW:Msg:: 2morrow is national kiss day every guy must kiss a girl forward to ten people or you wont get a kiss
from a 925 phone number, Wednesday, September 24, 11:31 PM
I'm just picturing a scene in which some guy leans in to kiss a girl, and she shoves him away, screeching, "Ew! What are you doing that for? Did you think I was at all interested in you?" And he's like, "No, of course not. But I have to kiss you! It's National Kiss Day! Every guy must kiss a girl. It's in the rules!" This is like next-level peer pressure.
from a 925 phone number, Wednesday, September 24, 11:31 PM
I'm just picturing a scene in which some guy leans in to kiss a girl, and she shoves him away, screeching, "Ew! What are you doing that for? Did you think I was at all interested in you?" And he's like, "No, of course not. But I have to kiss you! It's National Kiss Day! Every guy must kiss a girl. It's in the rules!" This is like next-level peer pressure.
Given that "Leila" means "night" in Hebrew, I have received surprisingly few "Happy new year" texts over the past two days. Sad. Anyway, allow me to wish all of you out there a happy new year.
Now, turning our attention to other happy matters:
FWD: FWD: FWD:Msg: K this is Scary its called MindReader send it to 10ppl (not me) then go 2 ur inbox press * and it will show ur true luvs last name
from a 714 phone number, Wednesday, September 24, 8:08 PM
I really really don't believe this works because, like, HOW COULD IT?-- but at the same time I want to try it because what if it did? That would be even more magical than getting text messages from strangers. Cell phones are truly the Ouija boards of the future.
Now, turning our attention to other happy matters:
FWD: FWD: FWD:Msg: K this is Scary its called MindReader send it to 10ppl (not me) then go 2 ur inbox press * and it will show ur true luvs last name
from a 714 phone number, Wednesday, September 24, 8:08 PM
I really really don't believe this works because, like, HOW COULD IT?-- but at the same time I want to try it because what if it did? That would be even more magical than getting text messages from strangers. Cell phones are truly the Ouija boards of the future.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
milton is off to a good start. mrs.B has some tanya mannerisms (smile).
from a 914 phone number, Wednesday, September 24, 11:02 AM
I wonder what counts as Tanya mannerisms. They sound like they're good mannerisms to have, just based on that (smile), but for all I know this text is mocking Tanya and Mrs. B.
from a 914 phone number, Wednesday, September 24, 11:02 AM
I wonder what counts as Tanya mannerisms. They sound like they're good mannerisms to have, just based on that (smile), but for all I know this text is mocking Tanya and Mrs. B.
Hi leila! Ok, stu never called but i guess when he left me a msg he just meant that if he can make it he'll just show up. Aleks
from a 631 phone number, Tuesday, September 23, 6:47 PM
It sounds like Stu's probably not coming, Aleks. I'm sorry to break it to you, but this all sounds pretty noncommittal on his part.
from a 631 phone number, Tuesday, September 23, 6:47 PM
It sounds like Stu's probably not coming, Aleks. I'm sorry to break it to you, but this all sounds pretty noncommittal on his part.
Hey sup can you play outside and get Me *Keely*;-)
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, September 23, 4:42 AM
How are you what are you doing
*Keely*;-)
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, September 23, 4:42 AM
Something here doesn't seem quite right to me. 808 is Hawaii, so I understand that, even though I received these texts at 4:42 AM, it was really only 10:42 PM on Monday night where Leila and Keely live. However. 10:42 is still pretty late on a weeknight, and these girls must be relatively young, in that Keely still uses the phrase "play outside." Does your mom know you're going to play outside, Keely?
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, September 23, 4:42 AM
How are you what are you doing
*Keely*;-)
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, September 23, 4:42 AM
Something here doesn't seem quite right to me. 808 is Hawaii, so I understand that, even though I received these texts at 4:42 AM, it was really only 10:42 PM on Monday night where Leila and Keely live. However. 10:42 is still pretty late on a weeknight, and these girls must be relatively young, in that Keely still uses the phrase "play outside." Does your mom know you're going to play outside, Keely?
This lady & her daughter next to me keep talking & their breath is screaming!
from a 314 phone number, Saturday, September 20, 2:45 PM
How awkward would it have been if the lady and her daughter had glanced over and seen what 314 was texting about them?! So awkward. And isn't it kind of weird that BOTH the lady AND her daughter had such bad breath? Is halitosis genetic?
from a 314 phone number, Saturday, September 20, 2:45 PM
How awkward would it have been if the lady and her daughter had glanced over and seen what 314 was texting about them?! So awkward. And isn't it kind of weird that BOTH the lady AND her daughter had such bad breath? Is halitosis genetic?
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