FWD: driver side door wont close part inside near handle broken. not safe 2 drive. love you. tang
from a 949 phone number, Sunday, December 21, 2:40 PM
For all the times I've written in this blog about how I wish I had a car, I will concede: Having a car is awesome, but having a BROKEN car really, really sucks.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Heya what time is the party tonight? My plus one bailed on me so there better be some cuties there :)
from a 409 phone number, Saturday, December 20, 7:15 PM
P.s. David is coming tonight so mum's the word about troy.
from a 409 phone number, Saturday, December 20, 8:23 PM
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
from a 409 phone number, Saturday, December 20, 7:15 PM
P.s. David is coming tonight so mum's the word about troy.
from a 409 phone number, Saturday, December 20, 8:23 PM
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
FWD: FWD: Msg: You have 30 Min. to tell 10 people u love them, (includin me) or 2009 will be your worst year..So I LOVE U! GO!*
from an 812 phone number, Saturday, December 20, 5:35 PM
But what if Leila DOESN'T love 812? Does she have to lie and claim she does, just so 2009 won't be her worst year?
FWD: Msg: ONLY send this to the 10 prettiest GIRLS u know or u'll turn ugly in 6 yrs. If u get 3 back, Guess who? DANA
from a 719 phone number, Monday, December 22, 4:40 PM
At least Dana doesn't insist on receiving this back from Leila. Because Dana really might be only the seventh-prettiest girl that Leila knows. And Dana is just going to have to deal with that.
from an 812 phone number, Saturday, December 20, 5:35 PM
But what if Leila DOESN'T love 812? Does she have to lie and claim she does, just so 2009 won't be her worst year?
FWD: Msg: ONLY send this to the 10 prettiest GIRLS u know or u'll turn ugly in 6 yrs. If u get 3 back, Guess who? DANA
from a 719 phone number, Monday, December 22, 4:40 PM
At least Dana doesn't insist on receiving this back from Leila. Because Dana really might be only the seventh-prettiest girl that Leila knows. And Dana is just going to have to deal with that.
hey im going 2 my bball game in my FREEZING car
Oz3baA sh3rIFf
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, December 20, 9:00 AM
u think ull make it home tonight? the roads are pretty f'd...just going to warn u.
from a 206 phone number, Sunday, December 21, 9:37 PM
In summary: It was cold and icy this weekend. In case you were unaware.
Oz3baA sh3rIFf
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, December 20, 9:00 AM
u think ull make it home tonight? the roads are pretty f'd...just going to warn u.
from a 206 phone number, Sunday, December 21, 9:37 PM
In summary: It was cold and icy this weekend. In case you were unaware.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
do you want to come to my bday party 2morrow?
from an 808 phone number, Friday, December 19, 10:54 PM
It seems like 808 doesn't really want Leila there. I feel like if you really want someone at your party, you give them more than 24 hours' notice. It sounds to me like 808 doesn't have enough people coming so she's scrounging to fill in the space by inviting Leila at the last minute. Leila, be proud. Say no.
from an 808 phone number, Friday, December 19, 10:54 PM
It seems like 808 doesn't really want Leila there. I feel like if you really want someone at your party, you give them more than 24 hours' notice. It sounds to me like 808 doesn't have enough people coming so she's scrounging to fill in the space by inviting Leila at the last minute. Leila, be proud. Say no.
Awake are you?
from an 828 phone number, Friday, December 19, 10:33 AM
Maintaining this blog requires a great deal of research:
me: who
s that dude in star wars
who phrases things backward
like, "jedi, are you?"
instead of, "are you a jedi?"
siffert: i'm not gonna lie, i have no idea what you meant by that
siffert: i could've laughed politely... but i'm pretty curious
from an 828 phone number, Friday, December 19, 10:33 AM
Maintaining this blog requires a great deal of research:
me: who
s that dude in star wars
who phrases things backward
like, "jedi, are you?"
instead of, "are you a jedi?"
siffert: i'm not gonna lie, i have no idea what you meant by that
siffert: i could've laughed politely... but i'm pretty curious
you may wanna go to the door in 5 or so mins so people know im commin...
from an 804 phone number, Friday, December 19, 8:50 AM
But why spoil the surprise? I'm hoping that when 804 shows up, at 9 AM, it'll be like a big Christmas homecoming and everyone will be stunned and thrilled to see him there. Ideally he will be just returning from a stint in the army.
from an 804 phone number, Friday, December 19, 8:50 AM
But why spoil the surprise? I'm hoping that when 804 shows up, at 9 AM, it'll be like a big Christmas homecoming and everyone will be stunned and thrilled to see him there. Ideally he will be just returning from a stint in the army.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
FWD: - Place of Ima is beautifully decorated. hm bound now. love you. tang
from a 949 phone number, Thursday, December 18, 9:09 PM
Intriguing use of the phrase "homebound" (or "hm bound," as it were). That's not something you hear often, but I like it. Also, do we think "Ima" here is being used as the Hebrew for mother? (See I know languages after all.)
from a 949 phone number, Thursday, December 18, 9:09 PM
Intriguing use of the phrase "homebound" (or "hm bound," as it were). That's not something you hear often, but I like it. Also, do we think "Ima" here is being used as the Hebrew for mother? (See I know languages after all.)
Hi Leila , can you give me phone number the bartender with ponitail from yesterday? Thanks.
from a 718 phone number, Thursday, December 18, 6:13 PM
718, I admire your "go get 'em" attitude, but aren't you concerned that if the bartender with the ponitail didn't ask you for your number, it may be because he doesn't really want it?
from a 718 phone number, Thursday, December 18, 6:13 PM
718, I admire your "go get 'em" attitude, but aren't you concerned that if the bartender with the ponitail didn't ask you for your number, it may be because he doesn't really want it?
Dear Santa, I don't want much this year but, I do want the person reading this text to be in my life forever
from a 951 phone number, Thursday, December 18, 12:15 AM
This reminds me of the Christmas wish-list hanging on the refrigerator of the child I was babysitting for earlier this week, which included a cat, a remote control car, a water pistol (which he promised not to shoot during the winter), a smaller wallet, the love of his family, and Pokemon.
Santa has a busy week ahead of him.
from a 951 phone number, Thursday, December 18, 12:15 AM
This reminds me of the Christmas wish-list hanging on the refrigerator of the child I was babysitting for earlier this week, which included a cat, a remote control car, a water pistol (which he promised not to shoot during the winter), a smaller wallet, the love of his family, and Pokemon.
Santa has a busy week ahead of him.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Did you still want your tamale and smoke i can sneak over 4 a min
from a 949 phone number, Tuesday, December 16, 5:59 PM
I think it's weird when people use "smoke" as a noun. As in, "Want to go grab a smoke?" Also, do we think tamales and cigarettes have complementary flavors? I don't smoke cigarettes, and I don't honestly know if I've ever eaten a tamale.
from a 949 phone number, Tuesday, December 16, 5:59 PM
I think it's weird when people use "smoke" as a noun. As in, "Want to go grab a smoke?" Also, do we think tamales and cigarettes have complementary flavors? I don't smoke cigarettes, and I don't honestly know if I've ever eaten a tamale.
Mission accomplished, the text went well, I'm in!
from a 202 phone number, Tuesday, December 16, 10:48 AM
I'm hoping that 202 has a crush on some guy so for her first "move" she sent him a text message, and it "went well"-- maybe he responded to her in some encouraging way?-- so when she says "I'm in!" she means that she and her crush are going to go out on a date.
Currently accepting alternate explanations, if you've got any.
from a 202 phone number, Tuesday, December 16, 10:48 AM
I'm hoping that 202 has a crush on some guy so for her first "move" she sent him a text message, and it "went well"-- maybe he responded to her in some encouraging way?-- so when she says "I'm in!" she means that she and her crush are going to go out on a date.
Currently accepting alternate explanations, if you've got any.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
hi im busy
Oz3baA sh3rIFf
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, December 13 8:54 PM
hi
Oz3baA sh3rIFf
from a 703 phone number, Sunday, December 14, 2:41 AM
Aaaaaaand it's NOT the last we heard from Oz3baA sh3rIFf, after all! Time to cry tears of relief/annoyance! Jesus, Oz3baA sh3rIFf, can't you take a hint? I might as well just change the name of this blog to The Oz3baA sh3rIF Texts and get it over with.
Oz3baA sh3rIFf
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, December 13 8:54 PM
hi
Oz3baA sh3rIFf
from a 703 phone number, Sunday, December 14, 2:41 AM
Aaaaaaand it's NOT the last we heard from Oz3baA sh3rIFf, after all! Time to cry tears of relief/annoyance! Jesus, Oz3baA sh3rIFf, can't you take a hint? I might as well just change the name of this blog to The Oz3baA sh3rIF Texts and get it over with.
How d> friend party on friday in noho r u dwn. elsie's friends b day.booze ,dj, and moo....starts @10.
from an 818 number, Wednesday, December 10, 6:00 PM
I am always down for a party, friend, especially one involving booze and DJs. Not quite sure about moo. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I can't imagine that 818 is asking Leila to come to Elsie's friend's party because there will be female breeders there.
from an 818 number, Wednesday, December 10, 6:00 PM
I am always down for a party, friend, especially one involving booze and DJs. Not quite sure about moo. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I can't imagine that 818 is asking Leila to come to Elsie's friend's party because there will be female breeders there.
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