Happy valentines day everyone! Love yall! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
from a 719 phone number, Saturday, February 14, 1:15 AM
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
from a 281 phone number, Saturday, February 14, 3:05 PM
It's only 3:15 PM, so there will probably be more where these texts come from. But for now, a HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to all you Leila Texters out there, too!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
hey if u guys want 2, my mom says that u guys could sleepover on saturday and she would pick u guys up on saturday and ur parents could puck u up on sun
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, February 12, 9:16 PM
There must have been a more parsimonious way of getting across this message. Kids these days! You give 'em 160 characters, and they use every goddamn one.
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, February 12, 9:16 PM
There must have been a more parsimonious way of getting across this message. Kids these days! You give 'em 160 characters, and they use every goddamn one.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Hey should i still go tomorrow?
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, February 12, 4:37 PM
Go where? I mean, yeah, you probably should still go, since you were supposed to go in the first place. I don't know. Why isn't this a Valentine's Day text? Valentine's Day is in like 30 hours; shouldn't I really be getting more texts asking various Leilas out on dates?
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, February 12, 4:37 PM
Go where? I mean, yeah, you probably should still go, since you were supposed to go in the first place. I don't know. Why isn't this a Valentine's Day text? Valentine's Day is in like 30 hours; shouldn't I really be getting more texts asking various Leilas out on dates?
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Happy birthday to leila
from a 703 phone number, Tuesday, February 10, 1:16 AM
Have you ever found that it's so difficult to send a unique "happy birthday" text or write a unique "happy birthday" note on someone's facebook wall? Writing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in all caps doesn't help (everyone does that). Adding on a bunch of exclamation points, like, "happy birthday!!!!!!" also doesn't help (everyone does that, too). Writing "happy birthday to leila" is a little more unique than simply "happy birthday, leila," but not by much.
This is one of those problems of modernity that I struggle with constantly.
from a 703 phone number, Tuesday, February 10, 1:16 AM
Have you ever found that it's so difficult to send a unique "happy birthday" text or write a unique "happy birthday" note on someone's facebook wall? Writing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in all caps doesn't help (everyone does that). Adding on a bunch of exclamation points, like, "happy birthday!!!!!!" also doesn't help (everyone does that, too). Writing "happy birthday to leila" is a little more unique than simply "happy birthday, leila," but not by much.
This is one of those problems of modernity that I struggle with constantly.
Monday, February 9, 2009
are you up? im in the ER. LRQ pain. it hurts bad. thinking abt taking pain meds want to let someone know. please call me
from a 510 phone number, Monday, February 9, 4:54 AM
Jesus Christ. I can't figure out what LRQ pain is, but it sounds not good. And I think if you've made it as far as the Emergency Room, then it is definitely time for some pain meds.
I texted 510 when I woke up this morning to say that Leila hadn't received his text and that I hoped he was feeling better. I didn't hear back from him, though. I hope that doesn't mean he's in a coma or anything.
from a 510 phone number, Monday, February 9, 4:54 AM
Jesus Christ. I can't figure out what LRQ pain is, but it sounds not good. And I think if you've made it as far as the Emergency Room, then it is definitely time for some pain meds.
I texted 510 when I woke up this morning to say that Leila hadn't received his text and that I hoped he was feeling better. I didn't hear back from him, though. I hope that doesn't mean he's in a coma or anything.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Just to let you know that i did not receive a check yet. Didn't want to bother you with a phone call.
from an 832 phone number, Saturday. February 7, 5:20 PM
I texted this person back to say that Leila didn't receive his message. Money is a sensitive matter, and I didn't want 832 believing that Leila is a purposeful deadbeat or something.
from an 832 phone number, Saturday. February 7, 5:20 PM
I texted this person back to say that Leila didn't receive his message. Money is a sensitive matter, and I didn't want 832 believing that Leila is a purposeful deadbeat or something.
Hey this is leila texting you and ims using carolines phone that is very hard to text with
from a 913 phone number, Saturday, February 7, 11:26 AM
Either Leila is texting herself from Caroline's phone (which would be weird), or this Leila is friends with yet another Leila (which would also be weird). Weird all around.
from a 913 phone number, Saturday, February 7, 11:26 AM
Either Leila is texting herself from Caroline's phone (which would be weird), or this Leila is friends with yet another Leila (which would also be weird). Weird all around.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Fwd: This is the mobile wave of the terrible towl! Keep it going the whole game! Send to everyone you know
from an 814 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 9:32 PM
The Super Bowl. Which I did not watch. And still don't know who won. Since NO ONE TEXTED TO TELL ME. Come on, Leila Texters, what do you expect me to do, look this stuff up on the Internet?
from an 814 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 9:32 PM
The Super Bowl. Which I did not watch. And still don't know who won. Since NO ONE TEXTED TO TELL ME. Come on, Leila Texters, what do you expect me to do, look this stuff up on the Internet?
why'd you have to go?
$Nico$
from a 603 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 8:54 PM
This text really jarred me because I was actually hanging out with my friend Nico (whom I don't see very often) the night before. I know this text isn't from him because a) he knew why I left, b) this is not his number, and c) he is not the sort of person to sign his name $Nico$. But still. This is a weird coincidence. It's weird enough that both I and this other Leila have friends named Nico.
$Nico$
from a 603 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 8:54 PM
This text really jarred me because I was actually hanging out with my friend Nico (whom I don't see very often) the night before. I know this text isn't from him because a) he knew why I left, b) this is not his number, and c) he is not the sort of person to sign his name $Nico$. But still. This is a weird coincidence. It's weird enough that both I and this other Leila have friends named Nico.
She will be loved that is depressing
from a 425 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 4:23 PM
I always thought it was supposed to be an uplifting song, as in, "Don't worry if she's not loved today; someday, I promise, she will be loved." Though I guess if you view it as "She will be loved, always future tense, but never now," then that is depressing. Wow. I feel bad now. Though I don't think that's quite what Maroon 5 intended.
from a 425 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 4:23 PM
I always thought it was supposed to be an uplifting song, as in, "Don't worry if she's not loved today; someday, I promise, she will be loved." Though I guess if you view it as "She will be loved, always future tense, but never now," then that is depressing. Wow. I feel bad now. Though I don't think that's quite what Maroon 5 intended.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Hey lulie
\~?Snappola!~/
from a 909 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 11:15 AM
Again, make your message longer or make your sig line shorter.
\~?Snappola!~/
from a 909 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 11:15 AM
Again, make your message longer or make your sig line shorter.
hey do you want to start working out w/greg and janet again? i miss being that strong.
from a 510 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 10:40 AM
Hell no I do not want to start working out w/greg and janet! Yesterday I ran/walked 8.2 miles for the annual Idiotarod, and now I have shin splits, sore arm muscles, and a bump on my head. If I don't work out for another year, I won't complain. What a poorly timed text.
from a 510 phone number, Sunday, February 1, 10:40 AM
Hell no I do not want to start working out w/greg and janet! Yesterday I ran/walked 8.2 miles for the annual Idiotarod, and now I have shin splits, sore arm muscles, and a bump on my head. If I don't work out for another year, I won't complain. What a poorly timed text.
gharagozlou I had the time of my life. it was incredible. i love him
from a 617 phone number, Saturday, January 31, 11:34 PM
Thanks to facebook, I now know that this Leila will graduate from BB&N in 2011. It makes me sad/jealous to think that this 16-year-old prep school girl's friends are having these incredible dating careers, obviously far superior to mine and to most of my friends'.
from a 617 phone number, Saturday, January 31, 11:34 PM
Thanks to facebook, I now know that this Leila will graduate from BB&N in 2011. It makes me sad/jealous to think that this 16-year-old prep school girl's friends are having these incredible dating careers, obviously far superior to mine and to most of my friends'.
FWD: Fwd:Fwd:From: Msg: Fwd: Why do men like to be on the bottom during sex? ....Because they only know how to fuck up! :)
from a 651 phone number, Saturday, January 31, 2:16 PM
I have already addressed this issue. Eventually, I guess if I do this for long enough, every text I receive will be a repeat of something I've seen before, and, at that point, my work here will be complete.
from a 651 phone number, Saturday, January 31, 2:16 PM
I have already addressed this issue. Eventually, I guess if I do this for long enough, every text I receive will be a repeat of something I've seen before, and, at that point, my work here will be complete.
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