hi leila. this is me using my moms phone.
from an 805 phone number, Saturday, March 7, 9:58 PM

No. Because, see, if you're using your mom's phone, then saying "me" does nothing to help Leila identify you. I would say, "Don't be so dumb, 805," but I don't even know what your actual area code is, so I can't.

hey its maddie r u goin out w. kyle!?!
i.luv.ethan
from an 812 phone number, Saturday, March 7, 11:07 AM

What I love about this text is not the gossip that it provides about Leila and Kyle (that's old news), but that it appears that Maddie's sig line is "i.luv.ethan." I assume Ethan is her boyfriend? Does that sig line REALLY creep him out?

Call me later or i will call u.
*Miss Alicia*
from a 912 phone number, Saturday, March 7, 8:45 AM

I think you're going to have to call Leila, Miss Alicia. Just a hunch.

Paraphrasing here, but: "This is the part of the story where everyone was always happy, even though we didn't deserve it."
from a 916 phone number, Saturday, March 7, 3:34 AM

What is this, Hemingway? Was someone paraphrasing Hemingway for Leila at 3:34 on a Friday night?

FWD: The N: U won?t believe who finally takes down Holly J! New Degrassi tonight @ 8P ET. Take Degrassi w/ u on the go. Go to: http://m.the-n.com
from a 443 phone number, Friday, March 6, 7:06 PM

Okay, definitely one of the most important texts that I can recall receiving. Enough with the texts about who won some sport game, or texts about how awesome Leila is, or texts advising me to "peaceout." If there is one topic that really NEEDS to be discussed more via text, it is Degrassi. I effing love that show. Let's talk about it next time you've got an hour to spare.

Cuando Liz cumple b day
from a 352 phone number, Friday, March 6, 3:40 PM

Now, I love Spanglish, don't get me wrong. But even I have never come up with quite so Spanglish a sentence as this one, which is (I believe) inquiring into the date of Liz's birthday.

hi
LEiLA-WAS-HERE!
from a 937 phone number, Thursday, March 5, 8:28 PM

Leila-was-where? Leila-was-on-937's-phone,-texting-herself? How-weird.

Mayb this will work
from a 339 phone number, Wednesday, March 4, 2:18 PM

If you're trying out various ways to text your friend Leila and you're thinking that mayb this one will work, the answer is, no, it will not.

Hey whats up yo peaceout =] <3
from a 732 phone number, Tuesday, March 3, 5:42 PM

Yo. Nothing's up. Just watched two hours of TV with my roommate. Awesome, right? Peaceout to you, as well.

snow!
from a 609 phone number, Monday, March 2, 10:26 AM

Yes, but no snow day. What is wrong with my employer?

baboi love
forever...Zena.."The Warrior Princess"
from a 323 phone number, Saturday, February 28, 7:34 PM

I'm sorry. Does ANYONE still think about Xena the Warrior Princess? I mean EVER? This is literally the first time in years I've heard her name mentioned.

Also, for what it's worth: http://www.leilababoi.com/.

FWD: So she needs her humidifier and that's here to. Do u want me to bring it w the hi-chair? Malek wants to see Layal.
Cheryl
from a 313 phone number, Saturday, February 28, 3:06 PM

A lot of people seem to be involved in this text: Cheryl, Layal, Malek, Leila (of course), and some enigmatic "she," who may or may not be Layal. Not knowing a single one of these players, I'm having trouble grasping the overall gist of the thing.

Callmenow
from a 419 phone number, Friday, February 27, 9:12 PM

419 is in such a rush for Leila to call him that he doesn't even have time to put spaces between his words!

Matt huchmalas pay. TOM IS ASKING.
from a 516 phone number, Friday, February 27, 3:46 PM

Can't find a Matt Huchmalas on facebook, though I did find some very interesting other Matts with similar last names. Why does every stranger on facebook look like such a tool?

So Heroes has gone down the drain. Very lame.
from a 425 phone number, Wednesday, February 25, 7:38 PM

Has it really? Readers, weigh in with your opinions, and let's slowly take over this blog and turn it into a Heroes fansite.

Hey caca butttey.. Hope all izzz well. Miss u'r faces:) HeHe...Asta luego errrr
from an 818 phone number, Thursday, February 26, 4:10 PM

Did 818 just call Leila a "caca butt"? Ew?

hey! hey!! hey !!!
from a 609 phone number, Wednesday, February 25, 7:19 PM

Yes? Yes?? Yes ???

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from a 440 phone number, Monday, February 23, 10:06 PM

Yes, I promise that's an exact transcription. Do not underestimate the effort I will exert to provide you, my readers, with accuracy.

say hi to everybody there love you mom
from a 505 phone number, Sunday, February 22, 1:33 AM

Sweet, unless 505 was, at 1:33 AM on Saturday night, chilling at a strip club or challenging strangers to a game of beer pong (and I think we can safely say that's where we all were at 1:33 AM last night). In which case, saying hi to everyone there, from your mom, might come off as a little awkward.

want 2 play golf ?
from a 402 phone number, Friday, February 20, 6:30 PM

Yes! God, I just wait all week for the work week to end so that I can go play golf. TGIF!