Im getting a vizsla puppy in december
from a 240 phone number, Wednesday, August 5, 7:28 PM



Two image postings in two days. Seriously. What sort of a blog is The Leila Texts turning into?

Hi its haley s on maias phone sup y havent u txted her back
from an 860 phone number, Wednesday, August 5, 4:27 PM

MAIA: "Why hasn't Leila texted me back yet? Why? WHY?"
HALEY: "I don't know, why don't you text again and ask her?"
MAIA: "I CAN'T! She obviously HATES me!"
HALEY: "She does not hate you. Just text her and ask why--"
MAIA: "NO SHE HATES ME!"
HALEY: "Okay, fine. Give me your phone. I will text Leila and ask why she hasn't texted you back yet. For the love of God, Maia, you are such a spaz."

FWD: Did billy pay 250 and sign up 4 orientation?please do not forget accomodation papers too
from a 703 phone number, Tuesday, August 4, 10:55 PM

Sounds like little Billy's off to college!

jean webster is going 2 b there this wked have fun
from an 850 phone number, Tuesday, August 4, 9:13 PM

I wonder if this is sarcastic, like, "Ha, you're going to have to spend the whole weekend with Jean Webster. Haaave fuuuun!"

what is the style of dansko clogs you want?
from a 503 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 8:00 PM



I bet you guys thought I didn't even know the html to insert an image in this blog, huh? Well, I do. I used to have a myspace account, you know, just like you.

Do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow? i need back-2-school make up
from a 631 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 3:23 PM

Honey, it's early August. I don't know what the heck kind of school you go to, but it is not back-2-school season yet, no matter where you are. Stop trying to rob me of my summer.

did u guys lleave yet? we r just now leaving
cayla<3you
from an 858 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 1:00 PM

Geez, everybody wants to know where I'm going, when I'm leaving... What a night for stalkers!

its mallory
from a 571 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 12:56 PM

where are you going
from a 571 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 1:19 PM

Hey Mallory. I don't actually want to tell you where I'm going. No offense.

Also...i really wanna go to zacks..like, im down to finish these drinks slow but i really wanna see his place
from a 952 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 1:12 AM

Ah, party-hopping! Love it.

Hi guys 3 of u got direct deposit Bri did not too soon for it Leila I still need the keys please and bri your ck deli
from a 520 phone number, Friday, July 31, 11:56 AM

I hope 520 did not wind up locked out of anywhere important when Leila didn't get this text and didn't bring the keys.

Hello how r u first day off in five days
from a 201 phone number, Thursday, July 30m 10:14 PM

Well, yes, that's generally how it works. Five days of working, followed by two days off. Today is my first day off in five days, but you don't see me sending texts about it.

i have to tell you what they offering.
from a 732 phone number, Thursday, July 30, 3:49 PM

Yeah, you have to tell me what they offering and what they offering it for. A house? A book deal? In what other instances does one make an offer?

FWD: FWD: FWD: ;) TODAY GOD GAVE YOU ANOTHER DAY OF LIFE, & IF YOU ARE THANKFUL PASS IT ON TO 10 PEOPLE. AND WATCH HOW HE BLESS U.
from a 973 phone number, Thursday, July 30, 7:36 AM

The chain texts this week seem to be all about religion, for some reason.

Guess what? i woke up at 3pm this morning! im sorry i was such a little betch last night, i need my beauty sleep, 'ya know? how be oh-high-oh
from a 631 phone number, Wednesday, July 29, 11:56 PM

Wow. I need my beauty sleep, too, but even for me 3pm is pushing it. I guess I often slept until 3pm when I was in high school, though. Maybe 631 is in high school. Once, when we were in high school, my friend Em slept until nearly 5pm. We felt that was a little extreme.

Iloveyou
from an 815 phone number, Wednesday, July 29, 10:05 PM

It would nice if I received more "I love you texts" from friends and fewer from strangers.

FWD: Hmmm... FwD FWD FWD i sent an angel 2 take good care of you send this 2 take 9 good pple and you get good news in 1 hour
from a 619 phone number, Wednesday, July 29, 4:20 PM

I've said this before, but I really don't think angels are controlled by 619. That said, I guess it's nice that this chain text is encouraging altruism. And hubris.

hey leila its emily e i just got a new cell my new number is 919xxxxxxx
from a 919 phone number, Wednesday, July 29, 10:25 AM

I just got a new phone, too! But never fear: The Leila Texts persist.

I love you
from a 949 phone number, Monday, July 27, 11:07 PM

Aww I like this text! I'm sad Leila didn't receive it.

wats up
she's a country mud digger
from an 843 phone number, Monday, July 27, 8:49 AM

Is that like the opposite of calling her a gold digger?

We'll be back about 9:30. How was Harry?
from a 508 phone number, Sunday, July 26, 8:54 PM

If you're asking how the Harry Potter movie was, the answer is EXCELLENT.