yo leila what the heack you doing well its leila so txt emily this is her number
from a 631 phone number, Thursday, August 20, 8:31 AM

Does it sound to anyone else like this is a girl named Leila, texting her friend Leila, but from their mutual friend Emily's phone? The odds are really against that, though.

Ur dad and were watching the plane land so call me
from a 703 phone number, Thursday, August 20, 2:20 AM

Today is first day of ramadan feels good to fast hav fun lov u two
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, August 22, 3:32 PM

I looked this up. I was like, "Uh, is Saturday REALLY the first day of Ramadan, or is 703 messing me?" Turns out 703 is correct. THIS time.

Im at cemetary
happy bday carin
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 6:59 PM

Would you describe today as a "dreaded sunny day," Carin? Would you offer to meet Leila "at the cemetery gates"?

i watered your new perennials. they look fine.
from a 646 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 4:52 PM

Guys, don't tell anyone, but I have kind of killed one of the violets my boss left in my care when I went on maternity leave. I am SUCH a failure. I should have enlisted 646's help.

we're going to eat when done meet us for lunch?
from a 562 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 4:24 PM

credit card ok?
from a 562 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 11:33 PM

Credit cards are usually okay. This is the 21st Century. Yes, Jillian, even in the far-flung wilds of Brooklyn.

Yay!!!! Good news... My margins were benign
from a 304 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 3:02 PM

I'm too lazy to google this. What does 304 mean by "margins"? I've only ever heard of margins in terms of profits and losses, and I've only ever heard of benign in terms of cysts.

Dont forget to call mom today, her birthday.
from a 518 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 1:41 PM

Happy birthday, Leila's mom! Look, this is even BETTER than a phone call-- it's on the Internet!

Ware r u?
from a 717 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 7:34 AM

It takes real dedication to misspell every single word in your text. Kudos, 717.

Pe- longerod
english- gieleghem
geometry- karas
spanish-flores
biology- cunniffe
world hist- briggs
journalism- gunnison
from a 925 phone number, Tuesday, August 18, 11:34 PM

Comparing high school class schedules. Nice. Gosh, I hope 925 and Leila have some classes together. Otherwise this year will be a total drag.

r u away? if yes i will go water your plants. it is hot this week. we were away last week. have fun.
from a 646 phone number, Tuesday, August 18, 3:32 PM

"It is hot this week" is a vast understatement. Also, I am in charge of watering my bosses' plants while she is away this summer. They are not doing so well.

do I have the girls tomorrow?
from a 562 phone number, Tuesday, August 18, 12:03 AM

Did you really have such a screwed-up divorce that you and Leila can't even talk on the phone to figure out who has custody this week?

Im hot
from a 717 phone number, Sunday, August 16, 6:59 PM

Was this really worth sending? Of course you're hot. It's the middle of August. It was 92 degrees today where I live. We are ALL HOT.

Why are you ignoring me.
from a 631 phone number, Sunday, August 16 2:36 AM

Because I don't know you.

i love you by have a good day
from a 321 phone number, Saturday, August 15, 4:49 PM

good morning love you have a nice day
from a 321 phone number, Sunday, August 16, 9:28 AM

Either Leila and 321 have just recently fallen in love and are still in that phase where they need to talk all the time about how much they love each other, or they are married and are going to be like this for the rest of their lives. What do you think?

apparently the city museum is having swing dancing lessons @ 8 tonight. $10 admission. anyone interested?!
from a 919 phone number, Friday, August 14, 12:49 PM

Maybe this is in St. Louis? 919 is North Carolina, though. Is there a City Museum in North Carolina? 919, could you be a little more specific?

FWD: Why do you want leila soo bad
from a 603 phone number, Thursday, August 13, 8:27 PM

Because WHO WOULDN'T?

t i love hove how u call me a douche when u do something stupid but really u r a douche
from a 513 phone number, Thursday, August 13, 1:41 AM

This is a slightly more pornographic version of "I know you are, but what am I?" or "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." Real mature, 513.

Hi! could you please Aldo for a lawyer the lady from the dry cleaner recomended me to seek for a lawyer's advice. Thx
from a 323 phone number, Wednesday, August 12, 1:22 AM

I wonder what went wrong that 323 would require a lawyer's advice? And I wonder why the lady from the dry cleaner is the ultimate authority on when to invoke legal aid?

jyntt stop playing with my phone please i like go home
from an 808 phone number, Monday, August 10, 10:32 PM

hey leila you r so cool and smart and very pretty its amazimg how pretty u r
from an 808 phone number, Thursday, August 13, 6:18 PM

I am way more likely to receive texts like this one from people who don't know me. But you're welcome anyway, 808.

U wearin ur shirt tonight dont forget bbfs forever
from an 860 phone number, Monday, August 10, 3:50 PM

Maybe British Best Friends?