Mom Said u have to be home at 800 O clock
from a 313 phone number, Friday, August 28, 7:20 PM

I didn't pass on the message, so this probably did not happen. Leila is so disobedient. I have made a rebel out of her.

Bring ur schedulr!! Lol
from a 631 phone number, Friday, August 28 1:57 PM

I should prob as my mom if we can still go in first lol
from a 631 phone number, Friday, August 28, 2:48 PM

Random question: do u like coffee?
from a 631 phone number, Friday, August 28, 3:12 PM

I do not like coffee, no. And stop laughing out loud so often.

Yeah that would really help thanks
from a 925 phone number, Friday, August 28, 10:31 AM

heyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey its lily
from a 925 phone number, Saturday, August 29, 4:58 PM

And you know what would really help me, Lily? Would be if you sent a text message with some substance.

when you have a chance go on line and check for mefa.org.com for financial assistance call or text me
from a 508 phone number, Thursday, August 27, 1:25 PM

mefa.org.com? That is quite the URL.

Able con silvia i asta ahora lo que ella me dio a entender es que no quire tomar estos casos i esta recomendando a abagados. Ablame cuando podas
from an 818 phone number, Thursday, August 27, 1:08 PM

Let's play a little game called "I took four six years of Spanish classes in school." Translation:

"I talked with Silvia and until now she said to me to learn is that she does not want to take those cases and she recommended to lawyers. Talk to me when you can."

Now welcoming better translations... as if that were even possible, given my extreme fluency...

like victor omg
from a 609 phone number, Thursday, August 27, 4:00 AM

Sweetie, a text message is not a facebook status update, okay? So it doesn't go in the third person.

happy birthday sis call you later
from a 301 phone number, Wednesday, August 26, 3:42 PM

Yeah, happy birthday, Leila!

Call me from home phone
from a 703 phone number, Wednesday, August 26, 3:26 PM

Call me
from a 307 phone number, Sunday, August 30, 7:51 PM

At home
from a 307 phone number, Sunday, August 30, 7:52 PM

These are fully two different people referencing home phones. I didn't even realize so many people still HAD landlines.

sorry i was in class and as i was responding to your text i ran into this guy who was also texting and we started talking and i'm walking to lunch w him.
from a 571 phone number, Wednesday, August 26, 3:16 PM

Anyone who ever tells you that you can't find your soulmate by walking around while texting is clearly WRONG, and you can point them to this text as proof.

Whats your weekly goal for gym?
from a 508 phone number, Tuesday, August 25, 7:14 PM

Um. Maybe "go there, once"?

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm not going to the gym this week.

What u kids eating something yummy or healthy bring me some to i am sooo HUNGRYY and i hav 2 hour
from a 703 phone number, Sunday, August 23, 5:38 PM

This sounds to me like someone at a crappy summer job. This sounds like me working a cash register at Barnes & Noble at the age of 19.

Hi! i'm learning how to put in punctuation! we are sitting on a park bench overlooking the harbor. only i'm so short i can't see over the stupid bushes
from a 607 phone number, Thursday, August 29, 7:32 PM

And I must say, 607, you are doing a more thorough job at punctuation than nearly any other Leila Texter out there.

yo leila what the heack you doing well its leila so txt emily this is her number
from a 631 phone number, Thursday, August 20, 8:31 AM

Does it sound to anyone else like this is a girl named Leila, texting her friend Leila, but from their mutual friend Emily's phone? The odds are really against that, though.

Ur dad and were watching the plane land so call me
from a 703 phone number, Thursday, August 20, 2:20 AM

Today is first day of ramadan feels good to fast hav fun lov u two
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, August 22, 3:32 PM

I looked this up. I was like, "Uh, is Saturday REALLY the first day of Ramadan, or is 703 messing me?" Turns out 703 is correct. THIS time.

Im at cemetary
happy bday carin
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 6:59 PM

Would you describe today as a "dreaded sunny day," Carin? Would you offer to meet Leila "at the cemetery gates"?

i watered your new perennials. they look fine.
from a 646 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 4:52 PM

Guys, don't tell anyone, but I have kind of killed one of the violets my boss left in my care when I went on maternity leave. I am SUCH a failure. I should have enlisted 646's help.

we're going to eat when done meet us for lunch?
from a 562 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 4:24 PM

credit card ok?
from a 562 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 11:33 PM

Credit cards are usually okay. This is the 21st Century. Yes, Jillian, even in the far-flung wilds of Brooklyn.

Yay!!!! Good news... My margins were benign
from a 304 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 3:02 PM

I'm too lazy to google this. What does 304 mean by "margins"? I've only ever heard of margins in terms of profits and losses, and I've only ever heard of benign in terms of cysts.

Dont forget to call mom today, her birthday.
from a 518 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 1:41 PM

Happy birthday, Leila's mom! Look, this is even BETTER than a phone call-- it's on the Internet!

Ware r u?
from a 717 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 7:34 AM

It takes real dedication to misspell every single word in your text. Kudos, 717.