what was tara s nickname in college?
from a 714 phone number, Saturday, July 3, 9:10 PM EST

"Booger Eater."

Any cool parties haappening?
from a 760 phone number, Saturday, July 3, 10:05 PM EST

If there were, I wasn't invited, either.

Haha :) and mym mom says hi and happy fourth
from a 781 phone number, Sunday, July 4, 11: 32 AM EST

And a happy fourth of July to you all!

Hello my darlin, i miss u. Wish i was on ur back porch right now. Im not having a bad time, but im ready to come home. Kiss my hubby and see you.
Cindy
from an 850 phone number, Saturday, July 3, 4:23 PM EST

Cindy has painted a lovely word-picture here. I now also wish I was on Leila's back porch, kissing Cindy's hubby.

Leila what is the capitol city of alabama. don,t ask anybody this is a quiz and no internet also.
from a 301 phone number, Thursday, July 1, 5:45 PM EST

Readers? Do you know the answer? Remember, no internet: THIS IS A QUIZ.

Do you want to hike up el toro tomorrow? 620 i can pick you and sherry up if interested.
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, June 30, 7:10 PM EST

Details about hiking El Toro, though frankly I don't need to know much. This is 3000 miles away and it's before 10 AM; my answer is no.

i had a message from vivki anderson that you misswd your 8am appointment. she thought that you would be staying with me. too many distractions there...?
from a 603 phone number, Tuesday, June 29, 9:01 PM EST

Slacker! Leila, skipping your 8am appointment and not telling anyone where you are? Letting them assume you're staying with 603?

To be fair, I might do the same: 8am is very early.

He said he knew i was pregnant cuz i was throwin up alot nd he saw the pragnantcy test
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Sunday, June 27, 4:27 PM EST

14 views idk how many comments
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 28, 9:08 PM EST

Shut up nd drive by rihanna should be the song for the second one..or there can be an insrumental song..yea thts easier
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 28, 9:21 PM EST

U dne eatin
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 28, 10:09 PM EST

U dne with ur hair yet?
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Tuesday, June 29, 7:26 PM EST

Wht u doin? Nd when are u ready to do the 4th story cuz im not stayin at home this week nd weekend
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Wednesday, June 30, 6:03 PM EST

Based on what we know about MJJlover, I have trouble believing that she's pregnant. But I guess if the pregnancy test said so...

P.S. I love that the two reasons why someone knows that MJJlover is pregnant is 1) because she's throwing up a lot, and 2) because the pregnancy test came out positive. Both equally solid indicators.

How is the hot asian?!
from a 704 phone number, Thursday, July 1, 7:43 PM EST

Yeah, how is he? And can we see pics?

Now at 3rd doc. First knees next wound & blood. Now eyes! Both weary. Xox .m
from an 847 phone number, Tuesday. June 22, 2:21 PM EST

Why is 847's entire body deteriorating all at once? And will she be okay?

My mother just called and flirted w terry blackmon!!!!
from a 719 phone number, Wednesday, June 23, 6:57 PM EST

No idea. This guy? Or this gy? One thing's for sure: Terry Blackmons throughout the world are going to be very confused the next time they google themselves.

LEILA????????????????????
from a 989 phone number, Thursday, June 24, 9:35 AM EST

WHAT??????????????????

tragically im at the doctors for the brats both of them... I rock ur sox off!!!!
from a 718 phone number, Thursday, June 24, 10:33 AM EST

Dammit..I can't cut devon off from fone! I used his upgrade tp get my Droid so I'm stuck for 2 years or 300.00:-(
from a 928 phone number, Wednesday, June 23, 7:37 PM EST

Both these people sound like really bad mothers.

scott <3 leila
from a 205 phone number, Friday, June 25, 12:07 PM EST

Ooooh! Scott and Leila, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Just found out carnival is 6-11. all rides r 3 tickets. 60 tickets for $15 or unlimited rides for $15.
from a 304 phone number, Saturday, June 26, 4:56 PM EST

This sounds like a really inexpensive carnival. Let's ride the one with the swings that goes around in circles! SUMMERTIME!

The cost of 1000 watts for 1 hour (1kilo-watt hour) is less than 10 cents.
from a 480 phone number, Saturday, June 26, 7:33 PM EST

Is this about the cost of running your air conditioner? Because I feel like this is misleading. I KNOW my electric bill is like twice as expensive in the summertime. Those ten cents must really pile up.

omg we just turned around and the entire main street thousands are line dancing too funny
from a 603 phone number, Saturday, June 26, 10:34 PM EST

Dude, where was I? I LOVE group choreographed dances!

Desiree said tht the tramp said she would take it bak if we become friends nd sisters again
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Friday. June 25, 5:56 PM EST

Tht sounded like a bunch of bull shit
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Friday, June 25, 6:00 PM EST

Cn u give me 2 dollars cuz all i got is 3
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Friday, June 25, 9:17 PM EST

BBQ sauce. Finger lickin'. Lickin' ur lips. Gotta have my chicken. LOL
*MJJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Sunday. June 27, 1:36 PM EST

It is extremely important to me to know exactly what MJJlover is thinking and feeling at all moments of the day. It is also important to me that people refer to other people as "tramps" more often.

Guess wht??!!!!
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 21, 11:41 AM EST

Idk if i can make it thru this week wit out cable knwin tht mj is on all week
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 21, 1:34 PM EST

Yea so trey said naw no advice...im just bein nosy. I said so wht u wanna knw. He said how yall be lastin so long?...
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 21, 2:45 PM EST

6 hours
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 21, 3:39 PM EST

Invader zim on
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Wednesday, June 23, 6:02 PM EST

Its over :(
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Wednesday, June 23, 9:59 PM EST

Hey wht u doin
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Wednesday, June 23, 11: 15 PM EST

Ugh bria got on my nerves..so fuckin serious
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Thursday. June 24, 8:09 PM EST

Dnt tell bria im tellin u this either
-MJlover*
from a 919 phone number, Thursday. June 24, 8:12 PM EST

It must be exhausting to be MJlover. I'm exhausted just reading about it.

wussup? N3v3r tRuSt A bUnNy!!!~~~
from a 317 phone number, Sunday, June 20, 11:46 PM EST

Here I'm going to have to reference a VICE "don't":

Hell yes you should "never trust a bunny." Their pants are so on fire it's insane.