Monday, July 12, 2010

i c u
from a 847 phone number, Monday, July 5, 9:27 PM EST

holaH
shoot i cant fu
ugh figure out back space

from an 847 phone number, Monday, July 5, 9:29 PM EST

Hahaha yes, I would say that's self-evident.
Hi mrs likes the muffins if you have more... Its a nice quiet day here today. Hope your party was ok... Mr & mrs was about ready to go to your party. I sa
from a 607 phone number, Sunday, July 4, 12:53 PM EST

Hey girl queen of the chickens! I'llsee you @ 130 @sallys
from a 607 phone number, Wednesday, July 7, 9:25 AM EST

Good morning my chicken queen! How are you doing> Hows the family your hubby & girls? mr & mrs first words from both of them have i heard how you are
from a 607 phone number, Saturday, July 10, 10:07 AM EST

Who are Mr and Mrs? Potato Head? No, seriously, I think maybe 607 is a maid or a nanny or something. Why else would you refer to people as "Mr and Mrs"?

Friday, July 9, 2010

We lost john's mom today @ 1:30 pm. i am driving to sunnyvale tomorrow morning.
from a 619 phone number, Thursday, July 8, 9:25 PM EST

There has been a LOT of death here in Leila Text Land over the past 24 hours.
Yes very sad my older sister did nt make it but my younger sister is improving thus far and trying to move her to uci. Ty for your prayers. Aida
from a 951 phone number, Friday, July 9, 2:12 AM EST

pls help me pass the news around
from a 951 phone number, Friday, July 9, 3:25 AM EST

God, this is so sad. I wonder if there was a car crash, or what?

Sunday, July 4, 2010

what was tara s nickname in college?
from a 714 phone number, Saturday, July 3, 9:10 PM EST

"Booger Eater."
Any cool parties haappening?
from a 760 phone number, Saturday, July 3, 10:05 PM EST

If there were, I wasn't invited, either.
Haha :) and mym mom says hi and happy fourth
from a 781 phone number, Sunday, July 4, 11: 32 AM EST

And a happy fourth of July to you all!
Hello my darlin, i miss u. Wish i was on ur back porch right now. Im not having a bad time, but im ready to come home. Kiss my hubby and see you.
Cindy

from an 850 phone number, Saturday, July 3, 4:23 PM EST

Cindy has painted a lovely word-picture here. I now also wish I was on Leila's back porch, kissing Cindy's hubby.
Leila what is the capitol city of alabama. don,t ask anybody this is a quiz and no internet also.
from a 301 phone number, Thursday, July 1, 5:45 PM EST

Readers? Do you know the answer? Remember, no internet: THIS IS A QUIZ.
Do you want to hike up el toro tomorrow? 620 i can pick you and sherry up if interested.
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, June 30, 7:10 PM EST

Details about hiking El Toro, though frankly I don't need to know much. This is 3000 miles away and it's before 10 AM; my answer is no.
i had a message from vivki anderson that you misswd your 8am appointment. she thought that you would be staying with me. too many distractions there...?
from a 603 phone number, Tuesday, June 29, 9:01 PM EST

Slacker! Leila, skipping your 8am appointment and not telling anyone where you are? Letting them assume you're staying with 603?

To be fair, I might do the same: 8am is very early.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

He said he knew i was pregnant cuz i was throwin up alot nd he saw the pragnantcy test
*MJJlover*

from a 919 phone number, Sunday, June 27, 4:27 PM EST

14 views idk how many comments
*MJJlover*

from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 28, 9:08 PM EST

Shut up nd drive by rihanna should be the song for the second one..or there can be an insrumental song..yea thts easier
*MJJlover*

from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 28, 9:21 PM EST

U dne eatin
*MJJlover*

from a 919 phone number, Monday, June 28, 10:09 PM EST

U dne with ur hair yet?
*MJJlover*

from a 919 phone number, Tuesday, June 29, 7:26 PM EST

Wht u doin? Nd when are u ready to do the 4th story cuz im not stayin at home this week nd weekend
*MJJlover*

from a 919 phone number, Wednesday, June 30, 6:03 PM EST

Based on what we know about MJJlover, I have trouble believing that she's pregnant. But I guess if the pregnancy test said so...

P.S. I love that the two reasons why someone knows that MJJlover is pregnant is 1) because she's throwing up a lot, and 2) because the pregnancy test came out positive. Both equally solid indicators.
How is the hot asian?!
from a 704 phone number, Thursday, July 1, 7:43 PM EST

Yeah, how is he? And can we see pics?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Now at 3rd doc. First knees next wound & blood. Now eyes! Both weary. Xox .m
from an 847 phone number, Tuesday. June 22, 2:21 PM EST

Why is 847's entire body deteriorating all at once? And will she be okay?
My mother just called and flirted w terry blackmon!!!!
from a 719 phone number, Wednesday, June 23, 6:57 PM EST

No idea. This guy? Or this gy? One thing's for sure: Terry Blackmons throughout the world are going to be very confused the next time they google themselves.
LEILA????????????????????
from a 989 phone number, Thursday, June 24, 9:35 AM EST

WHAT??????????????????
tragically im at the doctors for the brats both of them... I rock ur sox off!!!!
from a 718 phone number, Thursday, June 24, 10:33 AM EST

Dammit..I can't cut devon off from fone! I used his upgrade tp get my Droid so I'm stuck for 2 years or 300.00:-(
from a 928 phone number, Wednesday, June 23, 7:37 PM EST

Both these people sound like really bad mothers.
scott <3 leila
from a 205 phone number, Friday, June 25, 12:07 PM EST

Ooooh! Scott and Leila, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Just found out carnival is 6-11. all rides r 3 tickets. 60 tickets for $15 or unlimited rides for $15.
from a 304 phone number, Saturday, June 26, 4:56 PM EST

This sounds like a really inexpensive carnival. Let's ride the one with the swings that goes around in circles! SUMMERTIME!
The cost of 1000 watts for 1 hour (1kilo-watt hour) is less than 10 cents.
from a 480 phone number, Saturday, June 26, 7:33 PM EST

Is this about the cost of running your air conditioner? Because I feel like this is misleading. I KNOW my electric bill is like twice as expensive in the summertime. Those ten cents must really pile up.