Wanna go see lonely boy w/me on aug 14 greek theater?
from a 562 phone number, Tuesday, August 3, 12:25 PM EST

You can buy me dinner
from a 562 phone number, Tuesday, August 3, 1:08 PM EST

Is 562 asking Leila out on a date to see Dan Humphrey?

tell yr dad I passed the test for DNP now I interview!
from an 859 phone number, Monday, August 2, 10:12 AM EST

Democratic National Party?

Srry 4 txting u so much im very bored....... watcha doing
from a 208 phone number, Sunday, August 1, 4:41 PM EST

Hy leila watcha doing?
from a 208 phone number, Sunday, August 1, 6:06 PM EST

Nite :D
from a 208 phone number, Minday, August 2, 12:25 AM EST

Please do not worry about texting Leila too much, 208. That is sweet of you to worry. But trust me, compared to some Leila Texters out there, you are so occasional.

me dejas saber como llegaron okay!
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, July 31, 9:00 PM EST

"Let me know when they arrived okay!"

I think.

remember when you picked me up from court and i had that pink slip of paper from the advocate program? any chance i left it with you?
from a 786 phone number, Friday, July 30, 12:37 PM EST

Link to the advocate program. Pretty sure this is the right one, since it's based in Miami, and 786 is Miami. Presumably 786 is on probation.

Leila i am starvinggggggggggggggggggggg
from a 516 phone number, Wednesday, July 28, 7:48 PM EST

Me, too. Let's order takeout.

Hi leila the Dr was asking about the xtrn status of u & Inna. Connect th him if u need a site. All the best Phyllis
from an 818 phone number, Wednesday, July, 28, 3:51 PM EST

What's xtrn status? Is that some medical thing?

hey hun, didnt i give u jennas stuff from the bridal room after the wedding?? like her makeup & migraine meds??
from an 818 phone number, Wednesday, July 28, 3:30 PM EST

Poor Jenna is on her honeymoon with no makeup and migraine meds? Nice going, Leila!

Test
from an 803 phone number, Tuesday, July 27, 2:37 PM EST

Nope. Didn't work.

Can u hang out in a little bit
Toph Bei Fong
from a 701 phone number, Monday, July 26, 12:48 PM EST

According to Wikipedia, Toph Bei Fongis a blind Earthbending master. So I guess that explains why she's texting Leila.

I would like you finish the laundry today and there is some sheet on the floor in my to wash too call me when you get a chance I'll explain more
from a 508 phone number, Thursday, July 29, 1:44 PM EST

I let this 508 know that her text had reached the wrong Leila, because the last thing I want is for Maid Leila to lose her job because of me.

Stans gonna have some diamonds from north carolina as special guests tonight
from 571 phone number, Friday, July 30, 9:39 AM EST

Is this or is this not a very cryptic was of saying that Stan is going to propose tonight?

I wanna go home :(
from a 281 phone number, Saturday, July 31, 2:12 PM EST

A classic summer camp text message! (Except for how you're not allowed cell phones at camp.)

The nurses that they give us,
They say they’re mighty fine,
But if you break a finger, they'll break the other nine!

Oh, I don’t wanna go to Girl Scout camp!
Gee Mom, I wanna go,
But they won’t let me go,
Gee Mom, I wanna go home!

This what im going to tell andrew: She said that she doesnt like lying to her friends and she cant take it anymore
from a 757 phone number, Saturday, July 31, 5:56 PM EST

She has been having an affair with Andrew, but lying to her friends and telling them that she's not. She can't take it anymore. 757 has been charged with breaking this news to Andrew. No, I don't know why.

Hey did Jenny find her glasses?? did dad fix the car??
from a 315 phone number, Saturday, July 31, 6:56 PM EST

My friend Emily's theory: "Probably there was a car crash, and in it Jenny lost her glasses. But they already know that Jenny herself wasn't hurt, or they would be asking about that, too."

Seems as likely as anything else.

R u doing bible contest
from a 216 phone number, Sunday, August 1, 10:48 PM EST

Nope. And you know why? Because I know that I would lose. And, in general, I try not to enter contests that I'm guaranteed to lose.

Hey sweetie cutie baby cakes!!! Hope ur havin a good day at work honey =) love u < 3
from an 856 phone number, Tuesday, July 27, 2:20 PM EST

Sometimes someone gets really clingy, and you start to feel like, "Babe, I know you love me, but it's getting a little creepy."

hellooooooooooo
from an 805 phone number, Friday, July 23, 2:46 PM EST

my mom says u can drive ahead cuz my dad wants my mom to drive slower so ya and lindseys my girl damit
from an 805 phone number, Sunday, July 25, 11:04 PM EST

Bullshit. Lindsey's my girl. (Cue Monica/Brandy "That Boy Is Mine" duet.)

Hey bab waht up when are yu going tocome back guees who i am
from a 516 phone number, Sunday, July 25, 7:53 PM EST

I guees that you are Leila's illiterate sort-of friend. Is that right? Am I close?

Dear Leila "Hi." When do I get dinner? Is it contingent on the comic?
from a 303 phone number, Sunday, July 25, 803 PM EST

I wish this one were for me. For some reason I find the unnecessary quotation marks hilarious, and I bet this 303 has a charming sense of humor.