Hey its allyx
I <3 Acusc Gutr
from an 805 phone number, Tuesday, October 5, 7:36 PM EST

I also heart acoustic guitars, I guess. Though not as much as I heart acoustic xylophones.

Oh and i saw u yesterday at nite goin to laurens house with Kelsey i tried waving…i was in the carrr!! coming out of the garage u dint evn c meee! lol
from an 818 phone number, Monday, October 4, 9:29 PM EST

Hey so can we go hikin lyk u kelsey n me or something since lauren n nina rnt allowed they sed
from an 818 phone number, Thursday, October 7, 6:51 PM EST

I am growing to feel like a regular member of this clique. I want to hear more of their adventures!

wats the big deal bout Madison
whats so great bout her
;) Maddy (;
from a 760 phone number, Saturday, October 2, 5:32 PM EST

Maddy is demonstrating a surprising amount of self-awareness.

ash is in a splint and sling, possible stress fracture or bone bruise. she has to go in for a re-xray on thurs. she is out of gymnastics for at least
from a 619 phone number, Saturday, October 2, 6:55 PM EST

Poor Ash. There goes her dreams of Olympic glory. This is like an episode of Make It Or Break It in text-message format.

Are you cheering?
from a 607 phone number, Saturday, October 2, 2:06 PM EST

I'm sexy! I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin'! Great hair! The boys all love to stare!

”Every morn in Africa a gazelle wakes up, He knows he must outrun the fastest lion or he will be killed…….
from a 571 phone number, Wednesday, September 29, 7:59 AM EST

I find this strangely inspiring. Or depressing.

philipp
a cheese stick ate me!
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, October 2, 7:26 PM EST

In Soviet Russia…

Hello to a couple of strangers that is out on sick. I wouldn’t want to grt you into trouble on office time…just thinking about the two of you… Mar
from a 607 phone number, Saturday, October 2, 10:19 PM EST

Leila has a secret office romance. Mar is their only coworker who knows about it. Leila and her secret bf called out “sick” so they could spend a romantic day together. Because your boss will never suspect anything when you’re both sick on the same day! Not unless Mar opens her big mouth, that is…

HAM!!!!!!
from a 951 phone number, Saturday, October 2, 4:47 PM EST

Ham is the new bacon, apparently.

oct 16….yard sale
from an 864 phone number, Saturday, October 2, 1:55 PM EST

That’s this weekend, folks! Go! Buy!

Inimail nan tay papers ni charmain?
from a 415 phone number, Tuesday, September 28, 7:29 PM EST

Is this also Taglog? 415 wants Leila to do something involving Charmain toilet paper. (Charmain is the same in all languages.)

Hey want 2 do hw together
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, September 7, 12:26 PM EST

Hey the math due tomorrow is that algebra review and to take notes right?
from an 860 phone number, Monday, September 13, 5:41 PM EST

quick ? on 2.19c for the hmwk?
from a 402 phone number, Monday, September 20, 10:39 PM EST

There was a time when I didn't receive texts like these. That time was August. Summer's over, kids, and there's no clearer sign than the sudden proliferation of homework-themed text messages.

Stacey aint going now and joni is.... Crazy shit going on this week!
from a 706 phone number, Tuesday, September 28, 11:54 AM EST

CRAZY SHIT. Stacey aint going. Joni is going. It's nearly impossible to wrap your mind around.

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY
from a 214 phone number, Tuesday, September 28, 1:07 AM EST

Leila spent most of the day smoking cigarettes and running from strip club to strip club. As birthdays go, she'd had worse.

Just arrived in Boston catch up with u later so far great trip
from a 714 phone number, Monday, September 27, 9:45 AM EST

Massive coincidence: I am also going to Boston! I'm doing a book reading and signing at the Burlington Barnes & Noble on Saturday. Details here, if you want to come: http://store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/event/68564.

Hey leila u rock
from a 949 phone number, Saturday, September 25, 10:52 PM EST

Yeah! Take that, texter who hates Leila!

Should i order a sandwich for you and Chelsea?
from a 248 phone number, Saturday, September 25, 5:41 PM EST

This text message confused me a great deal because the protagonist in the book that I'm writing is also named Chelsea. So when I got this text, I was like, "No, Chelsea doesn't need a sandwich because she just ate dinner.... I mean, Chelsea doesn't need a sandwich because she is a figment of my imagination."

hey leila i put UN down on my resume with your number and said i had been working for a little over a year doing staging and art direction
from a 619 phone number, Friday, September 24, 11:15 AM EST

So let me see if I've got this straight: If Leila's potential future employer calls me to check out her references, I am supposed to tell him that I am a supervisor at the United Nations, for which Leila had been doing staging and art direction for a little over a year?

Okay. I can do it. I'm not sure it will "sound believable," but I'll do it.

did i sound like a knucklehead? antibiotics, nyquil, perkadin (for my knee?)
from a 248 phone number, Tuesday, September 21, 10:17 PM EST

Yeah, bro, you sounded high our of your mind. We videotaped you talking and put it up on YouTube. It's gonna be the "David After Dentist" of 2010.

Fwd:Fwd:FWD: FWD: - Fwd: - Fwd: 2mrrow someone will say"WANNA GO OUT?" or "I LOVE YOU!" or "IM SORRY BABE. SEND TO 10 PEOPLE OR BAD LUCK
~RaWr~
from an 812 phone number, Wednesday, September 15, 9:36 PM EST

2mrrow someone will also say "Do you need a bag for that?" or "What time is it?" or "Excuse me."

Just to cover all our bases here.