yo tambien les deseo una buenas noche. sin tiros claro lol
Marisol G
from a 305 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 10:03 PM EST

"I aslso wish you a good night. Without something of course lol"

Remember when you were in middle school Spanish and you had to choose a "Spanish name"? I think mine was Lola. Or Lucia. I don't know why, since it turns out Leila is as Spanish a name as any.

dear logan, you know you can fix me right? sincerely, bottom teeth
from a 770 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9:09 PM EST

Does not make any sense, as this was sent to Leila, not Logan. Unless this is an "inside joke" between 770 and Leila about Logan and his fucked-up teeth. In which case: ha, ha, ha, Logan.

all results went ok..just waiting on coumadin to come back
Silvana:)
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 4:02 PM EST

Coumadin is a drug. It seems to treat heart problems. Never claim that the Leila Texts is anything but good for your health.

It's snowing!!!
from a 315 phone number, Friday, December 31, 12:59 PM EST

And apparently they're predicting more snow for this Friday, too. At least where I live, anyway. The problem is, snow on Friday just means that fewer people might come out to your friend's birthday party. It doesn't mean that you get any time off from work. Can we have a Snow Day Observed date?

k what are youll doing
*peace out*
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 8:29 PM EST

U just txt what she is saying leila are u talking about me too
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9"03 PM EST

Are me and u not bffs anymore:( that will make me sad
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9:48 PM EST

what are youll doing
*Erica &Yada =BFFEAAW*
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9:53 PM EST

hey hey hey w h a t s u p l e i l a
*Erica &Yada = BFFEAAW*
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 10:15 PM EST

No, we are not bffs anymore, and I'm sorry if that makes you sad, but you just told me that you're not BFFEAAW with someone else, which I assume stands for Best Friends Forever And Always WTF.

Hi I love you so much honey pie :-) Lol
from a 541 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 4:54 PM EST

Oh right your phone is outta battery
from a 541 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 5:05 PM EST

Omg I like pie
from a 541 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 5:06 PM EST

The first thing I like to do, once I remember that somebody's phone is out of battery, is text them to let them know that I like pie. That way they have a fun message to come back to once their phone is juiced up again.

do u wan't 2 sleep over my house 2 night?
BEVER FEVER
from a 609 phone number, Friday, December 31, 7:30 PM EST

Um, it's supposed to be Bieber Fever. Bieber. Not Bever. Bever's not a thing.

barackman Hey Leila sorry i didn’t call u back last night. I was at the hewitts and i had to go to bed when i got back.text ya later!
from a 917 phone number, Monday, December 27, 5:41 PM EST

baRackman i will forward that text i got rfight now
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, December 28, 4:36 PM EST

barackman FWD: Merry xmas jocelyne alter ego
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, December 28, 4:37 PM EST

barackman Hi leila im up!
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 8:34 AM EST

barackman Btw i cant talk that much today because im going ice skating
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 8:38 AM EST

barackman Are u awake yet? I texted u like 3 times today and u didnt answer. R u dead or something?
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 11:37 AM EST

It has been a whirlwind week for 917. Going to the Hewitts'! Going ice skating! Texting Leila! Is there nothing she can't do?

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I LOVE U & GOD BLESS U IN 2011!
from a 610 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:02 AM EST

Happy New year! I love you!
from a 401 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:02 AM EST

HAPPY NEWYEAR... faithfully yours...
from a 774 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:14 AM EST

To another year if a great friendship
from an 845 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:26 AM EST

Where is chris????
from a 585 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:28 AM EST

Happy new year.
from a 515 phone number, Saturday. January 1, 1:05 AM EST

happy new year wish u the best now and forever
from an 818 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 2:54 AM EST

FWD: HAVE A BLESSED HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
from a 209 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 3:02 AM EST

Happy new year sweetie
from an 805 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 3:02 AM EST

Wish you could shared new year with us, hope you have a good night
from a 209 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 3:16 AM EST

Happy new years
from a 323 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 3:20 AM EST

Happy 2011
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9:12 AM EST

Hey baby girl happy new year hope you had a great evening I will talk to you later, LUV Ya mom.
from a 425 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 2:14 PM EST

So, that's what the first 14 hours of 2011 looked like for me. The way I see it, only one question remains: Where is Chris????

We r gonna b at grandma,tueeys dad said call us when u r free tho :)
from an 808 phone number, Monday, December 27, 8:48 PM EST

nvm wrong persom
from an 808 phone number, Monday, December 27, 8:49 PM EST

This is impressive because it’s a double misdirected text. It wasn’t supposed to go to me, but apparently it wasn’t even supposed to go to this OTHER Leila. So I have no idea who might need this information about how 808 is gonna b at grandma’s. I’ll just put it on the Internet in case any of you find it relevant.

Are u going to sleep over tommorow
from a 323 phone number, Tuesday, Decemver 28, 5:54 PM EST

hope u found ur boots. thanks again 4 tthe sleepover. aliyah will sleep good 2nite!
from a 215 phone number, Tuesday, December 28, 6:00 PM EST

‘Tis the season. For sleepovers, because no one has school this week.

hope you had a good Christmas and happy new year love you bean
from a 603 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 9:52 AM EST

My dad calls me bean! But this is not a text message from my dad. For starters, I don’t think he really knows how to text.

hernandez Hey wat u get 4 x-mas? are we bffl? I am Sam! Jk.
from a 303 phone number, Monday, December 27, 9:45 PM EST

hernandez Hey do you wanna go skating with me on friday?
from a 303 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 12:39 PM EST

I have received so many text messages invitations to go ice skating this school vacation week. I haven’t accepted any of them, because I don’t know any of these people. But I’m glad they keep trying to include me, anyway.

Hey r u coming home now?
from a 757 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 10:22 PM EST

Lei it is so late….somebody will drop u?
from a 757 phone number, Thursday, December 30, 1:15 AM EST

Whoops. I slept through the second of these two messages. I hope Leila made it home okay without my aid.

It’s overcast, pouring rain, and 48 degrees. I’m so happy right now
from a 315 phone number, Thursday, December 30, 9:55 AM EST

Wherever 315 is, it’s clearly not the northeast, where it’s sunny, 28 degrees, and everything is covered in fourteen inches of snow.

Hes bout halfway thru. doin ok so far
from a 724 phone number, Thursday, December 30, 5:57 PM EST

It kind of sucks to have your parents sit there, watching you take the SAT.

Leila estoy tratando de ablar con mi hija por fabor llamame o conteste el telefono
from a 908 phone number, Sunday, December 26, 10:16 PM EST

"Leila, I am trying to talk to my daughter, please call me or answer the phone."

BOOM. Who said I lost all my high-school Spanish skills? Guys, I hit this one out of the park!

Dont hurryhome...I went toget too meds Dad requested.Perdad I am the crazy drunk cause = am drinking wine and is is totally normal n normal...asleep .
from a 520 phone number, Sunday, December 26, 8:57 PM EST

I'm going to have to agree with your dad on this one count, 520: You are a crazy drunk.

Hi leila...Did mom like her earrings
from a 270 phone number, Saturday, December 25, 9:32 PM EST

Probably. As long as they came from the heart.

Merry Boxing Day!

Taste of thai now Debbie Fleming, CRS, ABR Realtor
from a 540 phone number, Wednesday, December 22, 11:52 AM EST

I can't tell if these are two connected thoughts (one about Taste of Thai, the restaurant, and the other about Debbie Fleming, the realtor), or, alternatively, whether this is a text FROM Debbie Fleming, and that is her sig line. Here's the scoop on Debbie Fleming. Does this clarify anything? Does it say "loves Thai food" on her website anywhere?