U no that’s sexual harrasment
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, April 28, 8:26 PM EST

Right on. Ladies, if someone is sexually harassing you, call him out on it. That shit is not legal.

Hey guys just letting you know cooperate is in today. were doing awesome so far! so lets continue it. know your portions and work your magic
from a 208 phone number, Thursday, April 28, 3:44 PM EST

Dear Ms. B:
Please stop trying to sound so hip. It’s making all the students uncomfortable.
Thanks,
Leila

Why dont you ever txt back?
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, April 27, 6:43 PM EST

Do u wanna go out with me?
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, April 27, 7:00 PM EST

If I wanted to go out with you, I would have texted you back the first time.

soo i don’t think tracy is preg. do the math (6mths) she would b huge and she didn’t look it yesterday when they came over. ps i have got 2 call u later
from a 301 phone number, Monday, April 25, 6:24 AM EST

Okay, then Tracy must be a recovering alcoholic. She didn’t drink any of the bloody marys I made, and “pregnant” or “in AA” are the only legitimate explanations for that sort of crazy behavior.

soo i don’t think tracy is preg. do the math (6mths) she would b huge and she didn’t look it yesterday when they came over. ps i have got 2 call u later
from a 301 phone number, Monday, April 25, 6:24 AM EST

Okay, then Tracy must be a recovering alcoholic. She didn’t drink any of the bloody marys I made, and “pregnant” or “in AA” are the only legitimate explanations for that sort of crazy behavior.

IT’S SNOWING AGIN GOD BL Call me
from a 406 phone number, Tuesday, April 26, 12:36 PM EST

Dude, I feel for you. That’s messed up. Even here it is finally like 60 degrees. It’s been a struggle, but we’re making progress. Snow? What is this, March?

The reviews for those boots, almost everyone says the calf area is too small they cannot put their pants in them. Do you still want me to order them ?
from a 614 phone number, Wednesday, April 27, 10:06 AM EST

Damn you, skinny jeans! We had none of these problems, back when we were all wearing flares.

is there anyway u could go to camp and give tony a message his phone is under water
from a 440 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 4:14 PM EST

Yeah, I guess you can’t just text him to let him know about that…

I have my gigantic singing Mothers day card…from last year. So when Mothers comes…don’t buy cards…I would just like u sign it n date it!
from a 520 phone number, Saturday, April 23, 3:34 PM EST

As I understand it, this is older siblings’ primary purpose: making sure you don’t fuck up Mother’s Day.

Put your leg down
from a 575 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 4:55 PM EST

Um, I think it’s “foot.” I think you’re supposed to put your foot down.

Happy easter!!! =:3
from a 478 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 9:33 AM EST

happy easter
from a 603 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 12:11 PM EST

Wtf! i have to waer a sweater vest. it looks like baby puke
from a 408 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 1:16 PM EST

Happy Eastepp
from a 253 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 3:15 PM EST

Get more strawberries
from a 347 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 3:42 PM EST

Hope u had a nice day. What an amazing event we celebrated today. Jesus arose from the dead. Wish u could have gone to church with me like Christmas. Love
from a 616 phone number, Sunday, April 24, 9:41 PM EST

Happy Easter, y'all!

I have to vote today on the contract. We will leave here at 3:32.we will be home right when you and billie get home.leila will you pull up to the back cir
from a 724 phone number, Tuesday, April 19, 3:10 PM EST

Is 724 a local alderman? She sounds like someone very important official. She is on a very tight schedule.

From dan. Fwd: Just used it @ Dr. Shelley Eye Care
from a 575 phone number, Tuesday, April 19, 11:03 PM EST

Dalena's in the hospital - fully effaced and dilated to 6. Danny asked us not to post on facebook. :)))
from an 801 phone number, Tuesday, April 19, 11:08 PM EST

teresa called said mariam found charlie breathong but non responsive
from a 575 phone number, Wednesday, April 20, 10:57 AM EST

Running test going 2 work toomight b bladder infecion he was in lot of pain
from a 603 phone number, Thursday, April 21, 6:49 AM EST

Good lord, what a week of medical issues. Dan's getting his eyes checked out, Dalena's in labor, Charlie is breathing but not responsive, and someone else has a painful bladder infection. I hope we all have medical insurance.

Would it be okay with everyone if I dropped of an Easter treat either later today or tomorrow? :) or if your not home could I leave it in your mailbox? :)
from a 763 phone number, Friday, April 22, 2:17 PM EST

Thx for your easter wishes i hope you enjoy the rest of passover be sure to check your gmail
from a 202 phone number, Friday, April 22, 6:44 PM EST

Hi Leila its lisa from church...What are the cross streets for the party at the park. I will be there at 1045 with cupcakes, frosting and sprinkles
from a 602 phone number, Saturday, April 23, 11:42 AM EST

Happy Easter, Leila Text fans! Hopefully the fact that Easter Sunday is tomorrow means all this Easter drama can be resolved, so we can move on to the next thing, like Mother's Day drama.

Wut r u doin
austin power
from a 313 phone number, Tuesday, April 19, 12:43 PM EST

Can u resend that
=*!~3OH3~!*=
from a 406 phone number, Tuesday, April 19, 6:28 PM EST

These are the text I received from the land of "wait, we still care about those pop culture touchstones?"

Nick has to.be at his.school.for.9.u think.u.could.run him to the.school.for.me.?
from a 978 phone number, Monday, April 18, 7:45 AM EST

When I was first learning to write, I used to mark the spaces between words with dots, so I get what 978 is doing here. Granted, I was five years old at the time, but it still makes sense. I mean, what does a "space" look like, anyway?

Ok. You comin soon?.can you bring an extra malfunngo lol the sleepy time medicine.
from a 541 phone number, Sunday, April 17, 2:48 AM EST

I googled this. With a variety of spellings. Still no idea what 'malfunngo' refers to.

Make sure u have safe legal ride home...soon.
from an 805 phone number, Saturday, April 16, 2:11 AM EST

Ok. We will mom
from an 805 phone number, Saturday, April 16, 2:15 AM EST

U r suppose 2 b home. Where r u?
from an 805 phone number, Saturday, April 16, 2:36 AM EST

I expect that some teenaged Leila got into an awful lot of trouble just because I was too asleep top text her mom back. Sorry, Leila.

It was
from a 562 phone number, Friday, April 22, 8:06 PM EST

Perfect field trip for smartkids like ACE They are so smart I wore myslf out w/all the stair climbing but it was really good they even gave us
from a 562 phone number, Friday, April 22, 7:09 PM EST

breakfast & lunch!
from a 562 phone number, Friday, April 22, 7:09 PM EST

They had alesson from a professor on robotics too
from a 562 phone number, Friday, April 22, 7:09 PM EST

WTF ??? Chuckie Cheese???
from a 562 phone number, Saturday, April 23, 12:24 AM EST

This sounds like a dream field trip. Smart kids, a lesson from a professor on robotics, and breakfast and lunch? Man, I love breakfast and lunch!

Are we having pizza tonight
from a 562 phone number, Friday, April 15, 9:26 PM EST

No, because it's Passover. See?

happy passover. bee might be contagious again wont know until tomorrow so were srambeling for todays coverage.
from a 609 phone number, Tuesday, April 19, 1:31 PM EST

So we can't eat pizza, sadly. What can we eat?

Chex cereal has 5 gluten free flavors!
from a 585 phone number, Sunday, April 17, 12:26 PM EST

But you know what, even that doesn't really help us, because those flavors must involve rice or corn. Still not kosher for Passover.

I am grocery shopping a bit....wants?
from a 520 phone number, Wednesday, April 20, 8:20 PM EST

Matzah, please.