Kitten has made his christmas list.... 6 mice, one pound of catnip (peruvian), a whitefin tuna and a "I hate dogs" sign......
from a 401 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 6:31 PM EST

Isn't it a bit early for Christmas lists? Come on, Kitten. It's not even Thanksgiving yet.

Heeeeeyyyyy. Im bored. HOMEWORK!!! Bleuaghhh!!
from a 920 phone number, Thursday, November 17, 8:52 PM EST

dad said 15 minutes or 20:9 sooooooooooo board!!!!
from a 574 phone number, Sunday, November 20, 2:21 PM EST

One of the things about being a teenager is feeling a really vehement, powerful sense of boredom. As an adult, when that boredom starts to nip at my heels, I just sweep my floors for a while. After that, boredom doesn't seem all that bad any more.

Don't forget to put out your cans for the boyscouts! Nathan will be by to pick them up today. His troop is covering your subdivision
from a 314 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 8:49 AM EST

I would make a terrible Boy Scout. Mostly because I am not "always prepared," and I haven't even left my bed yet today, let alone to go collect canned food. Also because I am not a boy.

I see big wish cute like 5$ #6
from a 707 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 1:04 AM EST

Look at web belt buckle dallas cowboys for brendon
from a 707 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 1:09 AM EST

Web with*
from a 707 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 1:09 AM EST



Is that honestly what Brendon wants for his birthday?

I love you more.
Mom
from a 505 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 8:12 PM EST

It relieves me to know that 505's relationship with her daughter Leila is not just constant nagging. Sometimes there is also love.

We only have math for homework right
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from an 845 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 3:30 PM EST

What is the math hw?
from a 760 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 7:47 PM EST

And the text message theme for the week is... math homework! Hooray!

The theme for next week week will be Thanksgiving. Just wait.

ali
Www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/laila_ali
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
from a 626 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 8:15 PM EST

I went to this URL and came up with: nothing. My best guess is that Ali tried to create a wikipedia entry for her friendship with Leila, and then this page got taken down almost immediately because it is not actually a real thing. Those vigilantes on wikipedia are very careful about all entries being real things. I know this because one time one of my friends made a wikipedia page about me, and it was removed before I even got the chance to look at it.

No actully i didnt put any lies
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, November 16, 1:07 PM EST

LEILA: "I just got a 40% as a purity test score! Woo-wee, I seem to have led a pretty daring life. Is that what you got, too?"
408: "No, actually, I didn't put any lies."

I'm going to cheat tomorrow. Don't judge me. I'm going to make a pdf of the answers to all of her study guide questions and look at it on my phone.
from an 859 phone number, Thursday, November 17, 1:35 AM EST

Earlier this week I filmed an interview about the Leila Texts with RightThisMinute TV. One of the questions they asked me was, "If you got a text message that indicated someone was going to do something bad, would you intervene?" This sounded like a moral challenge. Apparently the answer is "no," because when I received this text message, I did not call up 859 and beg her to consider the error of her ways. I just went back to sleep.

I wont bug u thats fine
doesn't mattr 2 me anymore
from an 814 phone number, Thursday, November 17, 10:08 AM EST

You see that passive aggression there? Subtle.

Will u each pls think of a cheap dinner suggestion. just write it down for when i get home. thx :)
I <3 my family!
from a 412 phone number, Monday, November 14, 3:02 PM EST

Why don't you just feed them American cheese again, like you did last week?

because of the hipsters?
from an 801 phone number, Monday, November 14, 4:51 PM EST

Trying really hard to figure out what statement 801 might be responding to here.

LEILA: "I refuse to go to Alligator Lounge for free pizza."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"

LEILA: "I used to dig Bukowski, but he has been ruined for me now."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"

LEILA: "I am boycotting the Internet."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"

haha bruh liez aint funnii
from a 732 phone number, Monday, November 14, 7:48 PM EST

Pretty sure this is, "Haha, brother, lies aren't funny." Only here is my question: If lies aren't funny, then why are you haha-ing?

Your stupid
from a 978 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 2:27 PM EST

Really? I'm stupid? Um, no offense, but I'm not the one who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

do u think we should have a copy of the text? text is defined = what appears on the wall. people may want a copy of this intro by russell lynes.
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 3:40 PM EST

Apparently, Russell Lynes wrote a bunch of stuff, including the sentence "Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence." If that appeals to you, then yeah, I think you should probably have a copy of the text.

Dear Leila- my heart was heavy for you yesterday for you- you are so very beautiful-just as you are-right now-just as you are - i am praying tht you will
from a 570 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:59 PM EST

Feel that deep in your soul...that is the honest truth- hve you rea the book 'captivated' have we talked about that ? I have it and will get it to you- i
from a 570 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 2:00 PM EST

I assume that 570 is referring here to Captivating: Unveiling the Mystery of a Woman's Soul, which is written by an evangelist.



Option B is that 570 is talking about Captivated: A Phantom Corps Novel.



I don't know, you tell me.

You havn't called me.
mom
fron a 505 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:50 PM EST

Oh my God, enough already!

disney bound
Sandy
from a 908 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:40 PM EST

Sandy, please go on "Soarin' Over California" for me. That ride is really important to me.

Hi Leila!Shirley remined me that we had a hiking meetup tomorrow. It set up 2 weeks before, i almost forgot it. So i don't think i can join you tomorrow
from a 202 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 5:07 PM EST

"I'm sorry I can't attend your Dionysian chocolate-eating making-out fun-fest tomorrow. I have a hiking meet-up. I am a woman who honors her commitments."

5Th rond. Paquaio ahead on points
from a 253 phone number, Sunday, November 13, 12:14 AM EST

Manny Pacquiao is a boxer. I know, seriously, we are now getting real-time updates on boxing. Is there nothing that random text messages can't tell us?