hey wat up pretty lady
Nick my sexy man 4ever:)
from a 419 phone number, Monday, January 16, 1:30 PM EST

Do you think that Nick finds it creepy when he receives text messages from 419 and her sig line include his name and an account of his sexiness? If I were Nick I think I would find that a little off-putting.

Dinner suggestions pls ~ keep it simple & cheap
I <3 my family!
from a 412 phone number, Monday, January 16, 2:49 PM EST

Still need a cpl dinner suggestions pls. Also ~ will u be able to go to richie's to play w/ anthony this p.m.? (luke ~ i know u work)
I <3 my family!
from a 412 phone number, Tuesday, January 17, 2:38 PM EST

412 never wants an expensive dinner suggestion.

Hey on the 2nd page of science will u tell me the answer to Lightning forms
; }
from an 845 phone number, Tuesday, January 17, 7:39 PM EST

Remember ur music stuff
; }
from an 845 phone number, Wednesday, January 18, 2:01 PM EST

Do u have an oovoo
; }
from an 845 phone number, Friday, January 20, 2:01 PM EST

oovoo is some video conferencing website. I feel uneasily like I'm giving them free promotion just by writing this post, but so it must be. I just write what I get.

You going to kisha's party?
from a 757 phone number, Friday, January 20, 3:12 PM EST

I wasn't invited. It's no big deal. I don't take it personally or anything.

Heyy sister
from a 609 phone number, Friday, January 20, 5:00 PM EST

What is this, an all-girls version of Arrested Development?

hey leila, will you be upset if we cancel dinner and movie tonight. I pulled something in my back when I was shoveling and I wanna go to lay down.
from a 570 phone number, Saturday, January 21, 2:53 PM EST

Snow is hazardous. Either you let it sit there until it turns into ice and you slip and break your wrist, or you try to shovel it up and pull a muscle in your back. You can't win. Except by not leaving the house.

leija Why haven't you come home? mom
from a 505 phone number, Saturday, January 21, 5:44 PM EST

Uh, because you are supposedly my "mom," yet you're misspelling my name. Why should I come home to that?

Those burgers are fattening!!!!
from a 513 phone number, Saturday, January 21, 6:00 PM EST

Easy on the peanuts
from a 513 phone number, Saturday, January 21, 6:00 PM EST

Better than Weight Watchers is going out to dinner with my friend 513. Man, nothing gets past her eagle eye!

Clue 1 :smelly and small space
from a 312 phone number, Saturday, January 21, 6:43 PM EST

A 19-year-old boy's college dorm room!

Omg i just saw mrs. morris when i was shopping 4 groceries w my mom!?!?!?!?!
from a 714 phone number, Monday, January 9, 8:12 PM EST

NO FUCKING WAY. Mrs. Morris eats groceries?!?! I thought she was a robot.

Roll tide roll.
from a 205 phone number, Monday, January 9, 11:24 PM ESTM

Go University of Alabama athletics, especially football!

I miss you so much mom by the way this is rachael speaking
from a 662 phone number, Monday, January 9, 10:35 PM EST

Mom did ypu get my message
from a 662 phone number, Monday, January 9, 10:38 PM EST

I mean she threw up this morning
from a 662 phone number, Monday, January 9, 10:54 PM EST

I was laughing in mr graves class and he said that he would call you
from a 662 phone number, Saturday, January 14, 1:54 PM EST

Missing your mom, getting in trouble in Mr. Graves' class, and vomit, all adds up to a pretty crappy week for poor Rachael.

I LOST MY IPOD
from a 541 phone number, Tuesday, January 10, 7:07 PM EST

Hi can u get my ipod from carla
from a 541 phone number, Wednesday, January 11, 9:48 AM EST

CRISIS AVERTED.

Hi can you send me a pic of malia i want to see her?
from a 407 phone number, Wednesday, January 11, 4:30 PM EST

Easy. That's what the internet is for.

Funny. U have a migrain and i think i have aconcussion. I fell and banged my head on the sink and almost went to hospital.
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, January 12, 1:32 PM EST

What a goddamn one-upper. "You have a migraine? Big deal. I MAYBE HAVE A CONCUSSION!" I feel like I just got a text message from Penelope.

Moriah Jan.22nd
Ciera April26th
David Jan.28th

Right!
from an 828 phone number, Thursday, January 12, 2:32 PM EST

Happy almost-birthday, Moriah and David! (Leila, you might want to get on buying those birthday presents. Now.)

Haha wow :P but apparently u can have fun with "the animal" and do anything at the same time :P
from a 908 phone number, Thursday, January 12, 3:55 PM EST

See, unlike "HAVE A BLESSED DAY!" this is a great use of quotation marks.

I bet you're having a blast!
"HAVE A BLESSED DAY!"
from a 540 phone number, Friday, January 13, 10:15 AM EST

When she puts "HAVE A BLESSED DAY!" in quotation marks like that-- whom exactly is she quoting?

Mike and leila together for ever...lol
from a 315 phone number, Sunday, January 15, 1:01 PM EST

Stop and pose
from a 315 phone number, Sunday, January 15, 1:01 PM EST

Hi i left myhand thing at you house
from a 315 phone number, Monday, January 16, 3:32 PM EST

Mike and I are not together forever, and you will not get your hand thing back until you take that back. TAKE IT BACK!

I think she was lieing but she said if u stay with her then she will buy us something
from a 714 phone number, Monday, January 16, 8:13 PM EST

"Okay, she was probably lying, but what if you agreed to stay with her and she bought us both iPods?! Wouldn't that be worth it? I mean, I know her house is filled with bedbugs. And she's lying. But just think about the bit where we might get something for free."