hey
WHITE BOI SWAG
from a 770 phone number, Sunday, February 5, 7:18 AM EST

"hey" is the lamest of all text messages, but that sig line more than makes up for it.

Hey is you still have that video can you send it to me? :)
from a 770 phone number, Tuesday, January 31, 7:57 PM EST

It wasn't until the smiley face that things started to get weird, but now I have to admit that I'm pretty curious as to what exactly "that video" shows...

are we on for duos sat 11.15 to 12.15?
from an 831 phone number, Thursday, February 2, 6:55 PM EST

Tennis! I know this one! I am an athlete.

...Or maybe tennis is "doubles"? Is that the same as "duos"?

jolly Hi . Just checking to see if u r ok. Do we need 2 run energy 4 u?
from a 706 phone number, Thursday, February 2, 9:13 PM EST

I'd love for you to run energy for me, if only so I can figure out what the fuck that means. Is it like a road race?

No u nut havent scratched the surface w u
from a 734 phone number, Thursday, February 2, 9:33 PM EST

I don't really understand what 734 is saying here, but still I feel mildly insulted.

Hey! monicas bday is coming up and i thought it would be fun to do a girls nt out on the 24th or 25th...u around then?
from a 575 phone number, Friday, February 3, 6:06 PM EST

When I was in high school, my friends and I always made fun of people who said "girls' night out." We went to an all-girls school so literally every night was a "girls' night out." Unless it was a "girls' night in." It wasn't a co-ed night out or in.

How much snow did y get waiting
from a 651 phone number, Sunday, February 5, 1:48 PM EST

None. 651 is in Minnesota, so I guess it snowed there. That place is more north than where I live.

HOW WAS LAST NITE?
L.
from a 601 phone number, Sunday, February 5, 5:50 PM EST

You know, same as any nite. Sexy.

Just sent you and email about how tuesday is now good for me and not thurs dont know if you can call mrs culbreth to see if you can lock in tuesday. p
from a 706 phone number, Monday, February 6, 3:26 PM EST

But, see, Tuesday is today, and that isn't good for me, since I am busy updating my blog. I think we're going to have to reschedule, 706.

Hey gorgeous good luck with your meeting!
from a 248 phone number, Monday, January 23, 6:40 PM EST

Hey gorgeous how was your class? I found that metaphor book as a pdf woohoo
from a 248 phone number, Wednesday, January 25, 12:09 PM EST

good luck today beautiful! Love you
from a 248 phone number, Monday, February 6, 10:38 AM EST

I am never going to tell 248 that his text messages aren't reaching Leila. I just like being called "gorgeous" too much.

dads calling again......ughhhh he needs to get a clue!
from a 774 phone number, Monday, January 23, 4:36 PM EST

Well, is he as bad as 814's dad?

how r u still in pittsburg
from an 814 phone number, Monday, January 23, 4:18 PM EST

wow u know how 2 screw things up call me lovve dad
from an 814 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 9:46 AM EST

call me dont text me as soon as you read this
from an 814 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 9:57 AM EST

Not exactly the world's most supportive dad, is he?

Mom wanted me 2 txt u so... Um r u ok? I gess thats wat she wants me 2 txt u
from an 808 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 3:04 PM EST

R u in kona still?
from an 808 phone number, Sunday, January 29, 6:31 PM EST

"Personally, I don't care one way or another whether you are okay. That's purely Mom's concern. I'll ask you, because she doesn't know how to send text messages. But please don't get the impression that I actually want to know."

The car key is duck taped above rear license plate. You can not see it. Reach under where you grab to open the trunk.
from a 440 phone number, Thursday, February 2, 9:03 AM EST

Guys, if we know where this car was parked, we could now totally STEAL A CAR!

Hey whats up
~Justin Timpe Is my bestie~
from a 419 phone number, Friday, January 27, 9:16 PM EST

Hey please text me back in board
~Justin Timpe Is my bestie~
from a 419 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 8:38 AM EST

In going in my mom room
~Justin Timpe Is my bestie~
from a 419 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 8:55 AM EST

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you are bad at texting back in just kidding
~Justin Timpe Is my bestie~
from a 419 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 9:10 AM EST

Hey can you charge my phone please
~leila lambert Is awesome !!~:)
from a 419 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 10:01 AM EST

When I get bored at 8:38 AM on a Saturday, I just go back to sleep. For another three or four hours. But maybe that's just me.

http://m.www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=GLmfQSR3EI0
from a 720 phone number, Tuesday, January 24, 9:14 PM EST

In case you ever doubt my commitment to the Leila Texts, I typed in this whole URL and found out what it is. A video about how to speak Pidgin. With 63,000 views. Why did 720 send this to Leila? I do not know.

Hurry hurry if u want a ride
I <3 my family!
from a 412 phone number, Thursday, January 26, 2:33 PM EST

R u coming?
I <3 my family!
from a 412 phone number, Thursday, January 26, 2:34 PM EST

I was concerned that Leila was going to get left behind at school and have to walk all the way home since she didn't see this text, so I finally caved and texted back 412 to let her know that Leila hasn't received her message. This may mean the end of dinner planning with 412, but I really hope not.

Could you pick me up a diet coke
from an 818 phone number, Thursday, January 26, 7:28 PM EST

Can I be your right-hand man in rotting your teeth? NO, I DON'T THINK SO! I will not be your accomplice in this crime against enamel!

How are you doing? I imagine you are disappointed that your mom doesnt want to go there. Im sorry that didnt work out.
from a 203 phone number, Friday, January 27, 6:37 PM EST

Yeah, I bet Leila was pretty disappointed that her mom didn't want to go to the rave with her. Oh, well. There is always next week.

Mmmm breakfest was good
~OH Im a gummy bear yes i am!~
from an 815 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 10:01 AM EST

What was for breakfast? I hope not gummy bears. (CANNIBAL.)