hiii ok so i think my phone charger haha of course
from a 206 phone number, Saturday, October 10, 8:45 PM

You think your phone charger... what? You seem amused by it, whatever you mean.

Hey baby hope your having a good time cant wait for the game tonight go gators
from a 904 phone number, Saturday, October 10, 2:32 PM

There are a number of reasons why I am not the right Leila for this guy and why he is not the right boyfriend for me, starting with the use of the word "your" and going through to the "go gators" and with the fact that he can't text message thrown in for good measure.

Stop texsing dad
from a 951 phone number, Saturday, October 10, 1:08 AM

Yeah, stop texting Dad. He is old and is very bad at this new-fangled communication device.

I cannot believe that Chloe wrote that about me. Am I lucky or what?
from a 562 phone number, Saturday, October 10, 12:09 AM

What? WHAT DID CHLOE WRITE ABOUT YOU??? Don't just leave us HANGING, 562!

are you cold yes or no
from a 423 phone number, Friday, October 9, 9:50 PM

i yope i can see u tumaro i miss u very much i wish u could of spint the night with me or rode with us i love u with all my
from a 423 phone number, Sunday, October 11, 11:34 PM

hert
from a 423 phone number, Sunday, October 11, 11:38 PM

Sexy Leila Texts!

Heyn can u make sure the door is unlocked. Im comming home tonight
from a 240 phone number, Thursday, October 8, 10:39 PM

This text reads as though it's being slurred by some wasted guy who, at 10:39 at night, is like, "Bleeekdhfbvh I'm gonna go to Leila'ssss." Leila: make sure the door is locked.

Just sitting here. I feel like the girl in the movie lake house.
from an 801 phone number, Thursday, October 8, 10:04 PM

I have never seen the movie Lake House, but I already feel like this text is hilarious.

watch the 5 pm news and u might see someone you recognize on king 5
from a 425 phone number, Wednesday, October 7, 7:6 PM

Oh my God, did I receive this text from a FAMOUS TELEVISION PERSONALITY?

R U at the dr. How are u feeling? L. A.
from a 478 phone number, Wednesday, October 7, 11:40 AM

I think 478 is still pretty new at the whole texting abbrevs thing, which is why she bothered to capitalize "R" and "U" and why she forgot to abbrev her second "are" entirely.

Heyy. Did you ask?
from a 508 phone number, Wednesday, October 7, 7:04 AM

So what are you doing this weekend?
from a 508 phone number, Wednesday, October 7, 4:58 PM

Heyy did you ask your mom about saturday?
from a 508 phone number, Thursday, October 8, 7:38 AM

Heyy! would you want to get ready at My house tomorrow?
from a 508 phone number, Friday, October 9, 3:27 PM

Leila! Can jess bring me home after the dance?
from a 508 phone number, Saturday, October 10, 2:53 PM

I'm relieved to see that Leila did, ultimately, ask her mother if she could go to the dance on Saturday, and that her mother did, ultimately, say yes.

Also, this is one of the most coherent series of texts I've ever received. It tells a story. When this sort of thing happens, is that best part about my job. (And by "job," I mean, "receiving text messages," which is actually not my job.)

what r u doing
from a 423 phone number, Tuesday, October 6, 2:46 PM

i love
from a 423 phone number, Tuesday, October 6, 2:51 PM

u
rom a 423 phone number, Tuesday, October 6, 2:52 PM

That really diminishes the power of a love-text, when it gets sent one word too early. Awk.

i love you Leila!..we found her!..im sorry..i didnt mean to yell..@u...
Chelsie
from a 618 phone number, Monday, October 5, 9:05 AM

i love you....im sooo sorryy...i was just really tired...i wasnt upset with you...
:0
Chelsie
from a 618 phone number, Tuesday, October 6, 8:34 AM

I texted Chelsie back because I was concerned that she wouldn't hear back from Leila and would believe that Leila was refusing to forgive her. That could be a relationship-destroying move on my part, and I try, when possible, not to destroy relationships. Meanwhile, whenever Heddle reads this blog post, she will be concerned about the excess of ellipses. She really hates excess ellipses.

I applied 4 a job in a mental house... They said i need 24 hrs of experience with a retard... U wanna chill 2moro? I got crayons n stuff
from a 770 phone number, Sunday, October 4, 9:37 PM

Sometimes people are incredibly insensitive and I don't really understand why my namesakes are friends with them.

i found ur phone
from a 310 phone number, Saturday, October 3, 12:02 PM

But if 310 has Leila's phone, then how will Leila get this text message?

hey leila it is me erin i am on haleys phone
from an 859 phone number, Friday, October 2, 8:16 PM

Okay, great, Erin. Now, why are you telling Leila this? Does she need this information for something?

i just wanted to let you know that i love you so very much! thanks for loving me back
from an 815 phone number, Friday, October 2, 1:54 PM

Aww! This may be kind of boring, but still, it is my favorite genre of text.

Send this message to ppl at jcs to help me!!!!!
from a 561 phone number, Friday, October 2, 11:38 AM

Journal of Cell Science? Joint Chiefs of Staff? Good luck getting help from those layabouts!

Call me. ps bday today. xox m
from an 847 phone number, Friday, October 2, 9:55 AM

Happy birthday! To someone!

Hey girl-dont know where ur purse is but um good. Gonna be home tmrw.
from a 650 phone number, Friday, October 2, 1:02 AM

"I guess it doesn't help you any to know that I'm good, considering that your purse is missing... but, you know, I'm glad to let you live vicariously through me!"

HELLO?!
from a 631 phone number, Thursday, Octover 1, 5:01 PM

You can use as many interrobangs as you want, 631; Leila is still not going to respond to you.