The movie was good but there were disgusting moments
from an 818 phone number, Sunday, March 14, 6:45 PM

For some reason I believe that this is a text about Alice in Wonderland, even though I haven't seen that movie and I suppose there are almost infinite movies that could be construed as "good" but with "disgusting moments."

Hi! I'm back! Sup?
A Peaceful Ladybug
from a 262 phone number, Saturday, March 13, 4:36 PM

You know, I wouldn't really want my sig line to be A Peaceful Ladybug, but I suppose it's preferable to ~Cheryl~. (I swear, if I see the ~Cheryl~ sig line one more time...)

are you coming to samis y basketball game
from a 603 phone number, Saturday, March 13, 7:59 AM

Well, let me tell you, there is nothing like a basketball game at the YMCA early on Saturday morning to really inject some drama into an otherwise blah life... That said, no, I'm going to pass. Sorry Sami.

There 14 9 yr olds here omg i didnt think they would all show lol
from a 716 phone number, Friday, March 12, 5:11 PM

What do you need with 14 nine year olds? What is this, a Girl Scout meeting?

Think im coming tonight late after 12im guessing
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 9:27 PM

Dunno Wat?dinna im doin don't feel w ll may go home
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 9:29 PM

Not dinna...ha dunno Wat? I'm doing yet
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 9:30 PM

There's a lot of indecision in the world of 917. She doesn't know what dinna (dinner?) she's doing. She doesn't know if she's coming tonight or if she's just going home. 9:30 PM is around the time when you have to start making these tough choices, 917. Otherwise the night will pass you by.

Hello
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 7:24 PM

Leila i'm home from school
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Friday, March 12, 5:48 PM

What r u doing
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Friday, March 12, 6:02 PM

So what r u doing?
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Friday, March 12, 6:20 PM

R u there?
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Friday, March 12, 6:38 PM

R u still there
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Friday, March 12, 7:03 PM

Hello...hello...Hello...hello...hello
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Friday, March 12, 7:05 PM

R u there????yes or no
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Friday, March 12, 8:04 PM

What r u doing??????
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Friday, March 12, 8:24 PM

Hi leila!
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Saturday, March 13, 6:22 PM

R u there???
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Saturday, March 13, 6:46 PM

Hello...hello...hello...
~Cheryl~
from a 928 phone number, Saturday, March 13, 7:30 PM

I have offered this advice before but will repeat myself as it continues to go unheeded:

If someone does not text you back, that means that they did not receive it, that they are busy, or that they, for some other reason, do not want to respond to you at this time. Texting them again and again will not get you a response. Neither will using an increasing number of question marks. It's not like Leila didn't want to text Cheryl back, but then, when she saw all those question marks, was like, "Oh! I do want to text Cheryl back after all!"

When you ask "R u there????yes or no," and Leila doesn't reply, THAT MEANS NO.

I wish u talked 2me on the phone!!!
from a 937 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 6:14 PM

Im anfry because early when we talked about japan qnd all that stuff it felt i was really with and i miss that alot alot alot
from a 937 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 6:17 PM

I wasnt finished with that message
from a 937 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 6:18 PM

Really, you weren't finished with that message? How many "alot"s were you planning to include before you would consider it "finished"?

I consider Text #2 to be the most intriguing one of the bunch. Do we think 937 is angry with Leila, or with someone else who they both know? When 937 says she felt she was really "with" and she misses that, what does she mean? Like, with a boy?

Hi
bottle Water!!
from a 701 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 12:28 PM

I am so excited about bottle Water!! But don't even get me starts on bottle Soda!!!! That's even more exciting!

Heyy do you want me to put the print on the front or back?
from a 516 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 11:16 AM

Uo took too long its going on the front
from a 516 phone number, Thursday, March 11, 11:18 AM

Too bad. Because Leila really wanted you to put the print on the back.

Shut up stop complaining wendy
from a 312 phone number, Wednesday, March 10, 7:13 PM

Good for you, Wendy, for having the balls to tell Leila what we've all wanted to say for years now.

I have a whole row 2 myself. all 3 seats
from a 918 phone number, Wednesday, March 10, 5:35 PM

That's a pretty short row. Where is 918? Can't be a movie theater or the opera or anyplace like that. They have much longer rows.

I have left work early doctors app at 2 comming out both ends got to go
from a 931 phone number, Tuesday, March 9, 10:39 AM

I hope 931 and Leila are married or sisters or something and that Leila isn't, like, 931's boss.

Well she said how ive been talkin about whoopin ass and when I seen her yesterday I didnt do nothin
from a 931 phone number, Tuesday, March 9, 10:39 AM

u still sending isiah to meagans this week
from a 931 phone number, Friday, March 12, 10:37 AM

so is that a yes or no
from a 931 phone number, Friday, March 12, 11:41 AM

Any text that uses the phrase "whoopin ass" is all right in my book.

LEILA!!! lve you =) mom and dad got me a phone!and they say sry u couldnt call and surprise me..they couldnt wait to give it to me
from a 585 phone number, Tuesday, March 9, 6:53 AM

I got a wii, earings,a bracelet & unlimited texting!! im doin science,u?
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, March 10, 9:34 PM

What a week! Happy birthday to 585, 917, et al.

did u take my charger
prema to most, mom to 3
from a 740 phone number, Monday, March 8, 7:16 AM

It's been nearly a month since we last heard from Prema to most, mom to 3. I guess her cell phone charger was just THAT important, that she was willing to break her radio silence to ask Leila about it.

Lemmi, you are going to have an amazing show. It has to come down a bit before rising!
from a 912 phone number, Sunday, March 7, 6:41 PM

I don't get this. Lemmi is going to have an amazing (music? art? horse?) show. Something has to come down a bit before "rising." Exclamation point. What?

tov motek! leila tov motek!
from a 310 phone number, Sunday, March 7, 2:43 AM

"Good sweetie! Good night sweetie!" (Or "good Leila sweetie," but if you think that's a double entendre that every Leila hasn't heard a million times, then you thought wrong.)

ha oops no. i guess i butt dialed you. im just in a hotel playing drinking games. and no i didnt hear squeaks. i was passed out from the all nighter
from an 804 phone number, Sunday, March 7, 12:10 AM

"Hi, my name's 804, and I am in college."

Viana is eatting spagetti
from a 509 phone number, Saturday, March 6, 10:46 PM

Me, too!

Why do u both care? i did nothing. so peter doesnt like me any more, im gonna ask why
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, March 6, 8:00 PM

There's a lot going on in this text. I'm a big fan. As far as I can tell, what happened is that Peter used to like 917, but now he doesn't, but 917 didn't do anything, it's not her fault. So she's going to ask him what the hell happened. Meanwhile Leila and someone else are being all peanut gallery about the whole thing, which is why Leila is finally snapping, to be like, "Why do you both care what goes on between me and Peter?" Answer: They are your friends. Of course they care.