your not having a phone i can call you on is extremely frustrating. r u mad at me? u don't answer.the phone and seldom your email!11mom
from a 425 phone number, Friday, May 28, 10:38 PM EST

This seems like the email that every mother wants to send to her daughter. Like all the time. I think mothers expect their children to be a lot better at responding to calls and emails than we actually are.

WeLl kamren got th3 back flip and her showing it off and making my phone look like a piece of shiv
Th3 B3st!
from a 413 phone number, Friday, May 28, 7:33 PM EST

Apparently this is a phone, not a gymnastics trick. Who knew.

TRANSFQue haces leyla trabajando o en casa con los nino
from a 760 phone number, Thursday, May 27, 7:51 PM EST

Thank God, another opportunity for me to show off my uncanny Spanish translation abilities. "What does Leila working or in the house with the boy." YOU'RE WELCOME.

R u still there.
Rocket power
from a 505 phone number, Wednesday, May 26, 4:44 PM EST

Do we think 505 actually forces Leila to call him "Rocket Power"? Do we think that's a problem for their friendship?

A i spraned my pink
from a 313 phone number, Tuesday, May 25, 6:48 PM EST

Ow. I guess, ow.

FWD: CELEBRATING OUR 25 ANNI. WITH A BAR B Q JOIN US MON. 31 AT 1:00 CJR
from a 951 phone number, Tuesday, May 25, 1:51 PM EST

Have I ever mentioned on this blog how my best friend Allie and I like to refer to BBQs as 'Qs'? Because we're into 'abbrevs'? Is there any chance we can get a bunch of Leila Texters on board with this? I would like to see more Leilas receiving more invitations to Qs.

call me when u get off
from a 931 phone number, Tuesday, May 25, 3:49 PM EST

I GOT IT!!!! =))))
from a 931 phone number, Thursday, May 27, 3:36 PM EST

does tony hav work tomorrow?
from a 931 phone number, Thursday, May 27, 9:07 PM EST

OMG chick he's here HELpMe
from a 931 phone number, Friday, May 28, 10:13 PM EST

omg this suxs get me outta here
from a 931 phone number, Friday, May 28, 10:45 PM EST

thanks again girl for today i lov u and tony!
from a 931 phone number, Saturday, May 29, 5:34 PM EST

When I get a series of texts from a single number, I post them all together in the hopes that they will shed light on one another and give us a complete picture of what this Leila is like. In this case, not working. All I get is that some guy showed up somewhere where 931 was on Friday night, and for some reason she couldn't just leave.

oma said u have been calling me i dont answer the house phone and have not been checking my messages very often callme only on cell love me
from a 713 phone number, Sunday, May 23, 9:29 PM EST

One of the fascinating things about the modern era is that the more prevalent communication technologies are, the harder it can be to reach someone. For example, I have a cell phone, two email accounts, facebook, and gchat... and I never reply to any of them.

Do u wana cum 2 my house 4 dinner and wath th blind side do u like tator tots
-Kailey Zimmerman
from a 717 phone number, Monday, May 24, 6:18 PM EST

I'm of a mixed mind here. I don't want to watch the Blind Side, and I have no desire to cum to Kailey Zimmerman's house... but I do like tater tots.

Dad called u selfish
from a 774 phone number, Saturday, May 22, 2:28 PM EST

I guess that hurts my feelings, but you know what would hurt my feelings more? If this came directly from Dad instead of from a lying, jealous sister.

My christin is at 11 o block and were celebrating it at th3 hometown budduet and my dance competition is no sunday at 10 o block k
Th3 B3st!M
from a 413 phone number, Friday, May 21, 9:53 PM EST

This is an unusual mishmash of T9 errors ("no" for "on"; "block" for "clock"), spelling errors ("christin"; "budduet"), and intentional typos ("th3"). I would love to watch 413 key in a text message, just for academic purposes.

Hey i need help on the home work
from a 209 phone number, Thursday, May 20, 9:45 PM EST

Hey sis
from a 209 phone number, Saturday, May 22, 12:03 PM EST

Hey my dog has puppies want a pic
from a 209 phone number, Saturday, May 22, 3:05 PM EST

Hey sis how you feeling
from a 209 phone number, Sunday, May 23, 2:42 PM EST

Wait, let me think about this one. Your dog had puppies... do I want a picture... Um, YES. Hello, they are PUPPIES.

The show airs @ 7 and 8 pm! I hate my plastic surgery
from a 310 phone number, Monday, May 10, 7:37 PM EST

I don't own a TV, so if it weren't for the Leila Texts, I would never know that there exist shows like True Life: I Hate My Plastic Surgery.

Lots of nurds
from a 650 phone number, Sunday, May 9, 5:35 PM EST

That pretty much describes my social circle.

Hi Leila mom seems to think that the church service had gang beating and demonic music. Unable to reason with her. Just sympathize with her feelings.
from a 503 phone number, Tuesday, May 11, 12:06 AM EST

What, you're trying to tell me the church service DIDN'T have gang beatings? I don't believe that.

Yousuckkkkkkkkkkk.
from a 516 phone number, Wednesday, May 12, 9:19 PM EST

Then there are the Leila Texters who just want to tear down my already fragile ego. Okay.

we're done.. i dont want to talk about it anymore.. and i want my dildo back
from a 706 phone number, Thursday, May 13, 8:41 PM EST

Sometimes people text L-E-I-L-A just to see if the Leila Texts are really real, or if I just make them all up in my head. Also I think they want to see what outrageous messages they can get posted on this blog. Well, here you are, readers in the 706 area code. I will never refuse a text about dildos, no matter how fake I think it is.

AND what about shandy she automatic going be like oh y u going home already AND if u r planning 2 ride da bus u best let me know
from an 808 phone number, Saturday, May 15, 1:22 PM EST

INEXPLICABLE DRAMA! My favorite kind!

Dont call me
from a 774 phone number, Monday, May 17, 7:31 AM EST

Ew. I wouldn't.

hey chick did i pay u? yesterday for driving us i had 2 tens and now i cant find um lol i was so drunk lastnight never drinking again!my neighbor prolly
from a 931 phone number, Monday, May 17, 1:44 PM EST

thinks im crazy
from a 931 phone number, Monday, May 17, 1:44 PM EST

You heard it here, folks. 931 is "never drinking again." This is a serious vow of straight-edgedness that she is going to stick to now. FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.