R u going to c justin?
Prema
from a 740 phone number, Sunday, October 24, 7:17 PM EST

Guys! It's Prema! She's BACK! It's been more than four months since we last heard from Prema. We were all missing her, I know.

This text message doesn't quite fill us in on where Prema's been since June. But, hey, it's a start.

Tell mom that i am mad i waited a longtime 2 c that movie
from a 313 phone number, Sunday, October 24, 6:47 PM EST

No way am I telling Mom that. You know she always shoots the messenger. If you're mad, then you take it up with the lady of the house.

Gud job at da game
from an 817 phone number, Friday, October 22, 7:12 PM EST

It's true, I scored a touchdown. Or whatever sport Leila plays.

hey wat up r u at karens house already
from a 323 phone number, Friday, October 22, 5:51 PM EST

In other news, 323 continues to allow Leila no privacy.

He 4got yu! Hahahahahahaha fukkin hillarious!
from a 623 phone number, Friday, October 22, 2:25 PM EST

Who yu texting? Not me?
from a 623 phone number, Friday, October 22, 6:34 PM EST

Isat MaryBeth!? If anyone questions yu... Yu have no idea! Got it!?
from a 623 phone number, Friday, October 22, 6:56 PM EST

Cant stop thinkin about Devon wanting to fuck my womon! Im not usually the jealous type. WTF!?
from a 623 phone number, Saturday, October 23, 11:57 AM EST

Now that he's suggested it, I, too, can't stop thinking about Devon wanting to fuck 623's womon.

Hv doggies bn out? what r yr plans?
from a 740 phone number, Wednesday, October 20, 4:35 PM EST

Nah, they're just peeing all over the floor.

Hey...nick ok? corey told me what happened
from a 631 phone number, Tuesday, October 19, 9:01 PM EST

Anything could have happened to Nick. Literally an.y.thing. Option:

Nick fell off his skateboard.
Nick got broken up with.
Nick lost his favorite stuffed animal.
Nick sliced his hand while cutting bagels.

ANYTHING.

Why do u hate her
from a 925 phone number, Tuesday, October 19, 6:24 PM EST

Hate whom? Hate whom??? TELL ME. I am a great secret-keeper!

butt butt butt
from a 951 phone number, Monday, October 18, 8:40 PM EST

Never let your five-year-old son get a hold of your cell phone.

well on my progress report he put my average is under a 55 when i been doin my work and have least a 85!
("|Vi?S??it|")
from a 315 phone number, Saturday, October 16, 4:19 PM EST

There's a mega-big difference between 55 and 85. One is failing, one is not. Is Leila failing? Or not?

Could u send me another adorable pic?
from a 406 phone number, Sunday, October 3, 12:04 AM EST

What am I, your own personal cuteoverload.com?

Ahahahahhah chris wants u to txt himn back rebecca sabrina=legitamit twins
from a 201 phone number, Friday, October 15, 9:48 PM EST

Either Rebecca and Sabrina were separated at birth and only now reunited, or they both showed up to the same party wearing black tube tops.

r u coming to open house
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, September 30, 9:01 PM EST

jaxon says u suck not me
from a 323 phone number, Friday, October 1, 6:21 PM EST

y weren’t u at school today
from a 323 phone number, Friday, October 8, 6:55 PM EST

u r leaving right now your uncles here
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, October 14, 6:27 PM EST

wat r u doin r right now
from a 323 phone number, Friday, October 15, 8:54 PM EST

323 keeps inquiring into Leila's whereabouts, and, after more than two weeks, it's starting to get annoying.

triki wanted to know what time we starting dinner and what to bring. i told him 4:00 and to bring a ready to eat apple pie
from a 301 phone number, Friday, October 15, 5:40 AM EST

Mmm I absolutely love autumn dinner parties.

Hey, Beeyotch, did you know Carla is coming to NYC in May? Road Trip with a BRIT baby! You in?
from a 512 phone number, Thursday, October 14, 5:29 PM EST

I don't know, will we have to drive on the wrong side of the road?

i discovered your leila text blog when i was googling my sister named leila. what is even funnier is i found a recent text written from my stepmom
from a 908 phone number, Wednesday, October 13, 8:40 PM EST

Obviously this is not a Leila Text in the technical sense, since it's not a misdirected text message. It reached me just fine. Nonetheless, I'm sharing it here, because this is so cool! I love when this happens. And then people can finally explain to us what their texts mean! Like 908 told me that this one was about booking motel rooms for his sister Leila's wedding. So now we know! I also love that 908 got in touch with me via text message. That brings it all full-circle.

Family,
who fed zorro?
christian's lunch box is here?
oxm
from a 978 phone number, Wednesday, October 13, 10:01 AM EST

I assume Zorro is a dog, and the parent of this household is asking who fed him. And also, who fed Christian, since his lunch box is here. (Christian is presumably not a dog, though I guess he could be.)

Ur a brat
from a 717 phone number, Tuesday, October 2, 8:28 AM EST

Nuh-uh. I rock!

Cool.ily.ily.
from a 201 phone number, Sunday, October 10, 5:01 PM EST

I love you. I love you. It's abbrevs, guys. get with the program.

Wuz up Bama Girl!!!
from a 205 phone number, Friday, October 8. 4:23 PM EST

It's always weird but I guess kinda cool to receive Leila Texts from Michelle Obama.