Hey Leila. Where did u get that white dress from that u wore @ MIP?
from a 941 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 7:32 PM EST

All I'm turning up for "MIP" is "Minor in Possession." Presumably 941 is not asking Leila where she bought that white dress that she wore to her court hearing after having been caught with alcohol.

Just passed the masadonian cultural center by patterson...hahahahaha
from a 908 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 7:37 PM EST

There are a lot of Macedonian Cultural Centers in the U.S. 908 is in New Jersey, so presumably that's the one this individual is referring to. Why that's funny, though, I have no idea. Inside joke, I guess.

Pls remember to clean out matt's room tonight your clothes from the dryer are on the chair in the family room c's cough is getting bad dehumidifier
from a 978 phone number, Thursday, December 16, 6:57 PM EST

I am exhausted just reading this text, and I don't even have to do any of these things.

FWD: Please see m right after 6th period tomorrow for 5 min. Debaters, I also have your evidence. Leila, please tell Allen.
from a 928 phone number, Friday, December 17, 12:35 AM EST

Oh my God, did I totally predict that 928 was texting about a public speaking club? I totally did!

call me leila call me now
from a 208 phone number, Friday, December 17, 12:50 PM EST

you need to call me
from a 330 phone number, Saturday, December 18, 10:46 AM EST

Everybody needs to chill out here.

On the plane to Nairobi, wil mis you. happy xmas Barb JB Tuck
from a 646 phone number, Saturday, December 18, 7:57 AM EST

Wow! That must be such a long flight. How cool, though. I don't think I know anyone who has been to Nairobi.

hernandez Good morning bffl
I am Sam! Jk.
from a 303 phone number, Saturday, December 18, 10:35 AM EST

To paraphrase: Good morning, best friend for life. I am Sam! Just kidding.

So if 303 isn't Sam, who is she?

This is what I have so far...let me know what you think
from a 661 phone number, Friday, December 17, 9:07 PM EST

Hey I have a question for you sweet pea...will you sign a lease with me...
from a 661 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 12:33 PM EST

We found this cheap apartment for 700 in palmdale and I was wondering if you will go on it with me?
from a 661 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 12:35 PM EST

Call me old-fashioned, but before I sign a lease with someone, I at least want to know the address of the apartment, or see a photo of it, or, I don't know, something. But, then, I am no a very spontaneous individual.

to drop gracie at 6 mom Leila to drop gracie ast 6 mom
from a 317 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 3:01 PM EST

I'm starting to get the impression like Leila's mom wants her to drop Gracie at 6, but maybe she should repeat that a couple more times to make sure I understand.

Hello Leila loves me
from a 336 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 3:25 PM EST

Don't put words in my mouth.

hannah is such a jerk
from a 760 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 5:05 PM EST

That's actually not true. I know two girls named Hannah, and I adore both of them.

I have millys medal and trophy i will keep them safe
from a 270 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 6:05 PM EST

Milly did a kickass job at that hunter-jumper competition today.

li like yor fon
from a 515 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 8:02 AM EST

li luve yor fonon
from a 515 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 3:29 PM EST

You arn best sisr
from a 515 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 4:14 PM EST

li like you fonon evin you arn sisrand
from a 515 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 4:30 PM EST

li like yor fonon bo cus you arn the best sisr
from a 515 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 4:38 PM EST

You arc the best sisre
from a 515 phone number, Thursday, December 16, 8:46 AM EST

515 wants so badly to make herself understood, but it keeps just not quite happening. She likes Leila's phone? Leila is the best sister? Right?

Whoz on the fone with mom
LetsRobABank:)
from a 360 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 5:08 PM EST

Wheres mom is she coming yet
LetsRobABank:)
from a 360 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 9:06 PM EST

The real question is: Does mom know we're going to rob a bank?

Ugh. i rly dont wanna come upstairs because this isall sooooo frckn embarasssssing
from an 818 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 11:02 PM EST

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. now ur prolly gona tel kelsey tht she was rite n NEVER come ovr agen. ohb joy
from an 818 phone number, Sunday, December 19, 11:04 PM EST

818, I am now going to explain to you the difference between cool people and uncool people. Listen closely. It's not that humiliating things never happen to cool people. They do. (Albeit less frequently.) The difference is that cool people are able to play them off. They're like, "Ha, ha, whatever," and they toss their hair and change the subject. Uncool people say things like, "Ugh, now you're going to tell Kelsey about this embarrassing thing that happened to me, and then you will never come over again, because you hate me now!" You can avoid this fate, 818. I believe in you.

Send picture of kids
from a 218 phone number, Tuesday, December 7, 6:04 PM EST

send me ur address so i can send u the boys school pic and dis my cell
from a 503 phone number, Thursday, December 9, 12:09 AM EST

So these are two totally unconnected text messages, from two texters who do not know each other, to two different Leilas. But if only we could put them in touch! They would have an incredibly happy back-and-forth of sharing children's photos, and no Leilas would have to be involved.

Mark my words she is going to get the doctor to say that se can only work a few hours a day
from a 484 phone number, Wednesday, December 8, 6:37 PM EST

She is such a lazy ass. And our boss just lets her get away with it, and then WE have to pick up all the slack!

I need blakes drivers licnse number and exp date and spsial sec number
from a 218 phone number, Friday, December 10, 10:56 AM EST

"I am an aspiring identity thief, but I am doing a poor job of it."

Baby two is better than one ;) love u cutie! Hope ur havin a great day! Its so cold here brrrr
from an 856 phone number, Friday, December 10, 11:08 AM EST

I like to rank my children. I prefer my second daughter to my first. She's just a better person. I'm very cavalier about saying this because my children are only infants. They don't even understand English yet.

layla leo lio 1 week! :) if ya know what i mean.!
from an 816 phone number, Sunday, December 12, 4:04 PM EST

I definitely do not know what you mean.