Who am i
from a 925 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 10:55 PM EST

I go to your school
from a 925 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 10:56 PM EST

Is this supposed to be a riddle? "I walk on 4 legs in the beginning, 2 legs in the middle, 3 legs in the end. Who am I?"

"I go to your school. Who am I?"

I have no fucking clue.

Im still at the heart dr .
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 12:41 PM EST

Do you want to go to gymnastics
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 1:38 PM EST

HELL YES I want to go to gymnastics! Have I ever mentioned to you Leila Text fans out there that I had a STORIED gymnastics career as a youth? I mean, okay, no one but me tells stories about it. And most of my stories are, like, "I was the oldest kid at my gym who was still unable to land a cartwheel on the beam" or whatever. REGARDLESS. Yes, 347. Let's go to gymnastics.

Were in a 30 foot tree
from a 619 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 3:15 PM EST

Josh almost fell out of the tree but he caught his self
from a 619 phone number, Wednesday, April 6, 3:32 PM EST

In my opinion it's good that Josh caught his self, if the other option was that his self plummeted 30 feet to the ground.

From now on tell me when u have this kind of thing going on sttill think of u of a privilige 2 know only with best 4 u and yours not that uneed it u r
from a 301 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 9:02 PM EST

This was a fine text for a while, but it took a creepily sycophantic tone when 301 started saying that she would wish Leila only the best, except for how Leila didn't even NEED her wishes. Chill out there, 301.

campbell Omg did u really toilet texted your dad?? lmao
from a 785 phone number, Wednesday, March 30m 2:54 PM EST

Toilet texting: To text message while on the toilet. Thank you, society, for constantly inventing our lexicon.

How bad do u want to see lady gaga
from a 270 phone number, Friday, April 1, 11:10 AM EST

Sooooo bad, but this has "April Fools prank" written all over it.

I just got bitten by a stinkbug. Am I gonna die? Lol
from a 201 phone number, Monday, April 4, 12:31 AM EST

I should not be image-searching "stinkbug" immediately before bed.

Do u like josh?
from a 619 phone number, Monday, April 4, 3:20 PM EST

Do you really think I'd tell you if I did?

FWD: Caley just left for school with SUPER short shorts on. Will she get in trouble? (I hope!)
from a 484 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 7:52 AM EST

FWD: I wanted her to get the hell out of the house. She'll end up in jail or rehab or something.I was so hopeful but not so much anymore.
from a 484 phone number, Tuesday, April 5, 7:53 AM EST

My guess is that 484 is Caley's older sister, and she has for years been waiting for her little whore of a sister to get in trouble for all her hellraising shit. Someday, 484's dream will come true, and Caley will wind up in a crackhouse, and 484 will realize that actually she didn't want this to happen, after all. But by then it will be too late.

Hairspray is on abc family in 30 mins
from a 347 phone number, Sunday, March 27, 9:04 PM EST

Hey you butt are you coming to school today?
from a 347 phone number, Tuesday, March 29, 7:23 AM EST

Hairspray! Man, that Zac Efron is a hottie, is he not?

Haha my momsaid she thinks ur hairs cute XD
from a 480 phone number, Saturday, March 26, 6:58 PM EST

"Haha" b/c everyone knows moms have LAME taste, so if 480's mom likes Leila's hair then obvs Leila's hair looks LAME.

They callin all these white people that came after me is my pee gonna get cold.
from an 845 phone number, Saturday, March 26, 10:08 AM EST

I assume 845 is waiting at a racist doctor's office, clutching a little container of her urine and waiting for her name to be called.

ally is leilas bal and i hope leila is allys bal 4eva
I luv chocolate :) :) :) :) :0
from a 419 phone number, Saturday, March 26, 1:39 AM EST

According to Urban Dictionary, "bal" means "pubic hairs". Not sure if that's what Ally meant to say here or what.

In a place where sarahs hooked u will find me there just give it a look
from a 626 phone number, Friday, March 25, 10:47 PM EST

These sound like they ought to be song lyrics, but I don't want know what song this would be. Anyone want to try to write a track to go with this? Anyone want to lay down some phat beats?

Is jacqueline's chanel perfume called chance? daniel is home. Dr said has mild fever,coughing, and weezing. He seems fine except for his cough.
from a 248 phone number, Friday, March 25, 2:45 PM EST

Perfume advertising is so weird. I mean, you can't actually SMELL it online. That's why their advertising campaigns have to be vague yet compelling statements, like, Chanel Chance: The decidedly young scent for those who dare to dream.

The cake is very good thank you
from a 732 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 8:38 PM EST

Uh, you know you could SHARE, right? I think we all would have appreciated a bit, Little Miss Selfish.

How bout meeting becky and me for quick lunch tomorrow if i can arrange it got her avon and yours let me know dianna
from a 407 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 6:48 PM EST

For some reason I am kind of suspicious of Avon ladies. I don't know. Have you ever purchased makeup from one of them?

Tell daddy steaks look like shit not buying.
from a 229 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 4:52 PM EST

"Daddy, I don't give a crap if you want steak for dinner. I'm the one who went to the grocery store; I'm the one who gets to make this decision. We are ALL EATING macaroni."

Did u get dress yet? Find car?
from a 229 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 10:19 AM EST

What dance is this for? It's too late for Homecoming or the Winter Formal, and too early for Prom. Perhaps it is the Spring Fling?

Hey im in the doctors office. We got brices jewelry and shoes at colleens. They have good selection and are very helpful
from a 229 phone number, Thursday, March 24, 9:47 AM EST

I just did a very lazy search for "Colleen's shoes" and turned up nothing too exciting, so I can't direct you to this store. I wish I could, though, because I hear they have a good selection and are very helpful.