Wassup Sitter. When jonathan asked me what my name was, i said i had just got there.
from a 302 phone number, Wednesday, May 4, 5:36 PM EST

And that's funny, get it? Because "I had just got there" isn't someone's name!

...Unless it is someone's name.

know ur busy but will u check see if jeff put my hours in 4 keying & also clocked n 4 10:30 everyday
from a 256 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 6:24 PM EST

You and Jeff have cheated the system for long enough. If you're not there at 10:30, you need to stop flirting with Jeff to make him say that you were. Not only is it abusing the storied time-clock system, but also it is abusing Jeff's sad unrequited crush on you.

happy mothers day
from a 732 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 11:55 AM EST

Happy Mothers day!!!
from a 323 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 12:20 PM EST

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. Best present ever is to have the kids graduating.
from an 818 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 2:37 PM EST

I WISH YOU ALL A WONDERFUL AND HAPPY MOTHERS DAY YOU ALL LEARNED FROM THE BEST! LOVE YOU ALL STEVE
from a 319 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 10:16 AM EST

And a happy Mother's Day to you, too!

I think mom and chuck r gunna get a divorse
Dr.Octagonapus!
BLAHHHHHHHH!!!!
from a 717 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 3:09 PM EST

Can i come over in about 5 min
Dr.Octagonapus!
BLAHHHHHHHH!!!!
from a 717 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 7:33 PM EST

Well, Dr. Octagonapus, that is a cheery thought for Mother's Day. I'm sure your mom is thrilled.

can i get the photos off my friends facebook page do i tag? it wont let me down load them
Sandy
from a 908 phone number, Friday, May 6, 2:19 AM EST

Yeah, I was also having this problem! Come on, facebook, stop changing shit around.

Hey can u hang out today? Cuz i am going to kyles game at butter field and after i can walk to your house
from an 801 phone number, Saturday, May 7, 9:25 AM EST

It is SO OBVIOUS that 801 is a middle school boy with a crush on Leila, only he can't come right out and SAY that he likes her, so he has to be like, "Oh, yeah, I'm just in the neighborhood-- you know, 'cause I'm going to Kyle's game, not because of YOU."

Ur funny u put popcorn popper on backwards silly
Cindy
from a 585 phone number, Wednesday, May 4, 10:53 AM EST

Stop being such a bitch, Cindy. It's not Leila's fault she doesn't know how to work a popcorn popper.

Mammogram was good:)
from a 484 phone number, Wednesday, May 4, 5:46 PM EST

Good-- that's what we like to hear!

Doesnt the girl buy the guy a corsage for prom?
from a 484 phone number, Friday, May 6, 2:18 PM EST

No... I think the guy buys the girl a corsage, and the girl buys the guy a boutonniere. I mean, otherwise the guy is wearing a bracelet of flowers all night, which is kind of femme.

At jazz fest over 250000 people here it pack
from a 573 phone number, Saturday, May 7, 1:08 PM EST

That's this thing! I have never been to New Orleans, but this seems really cool.

What subjects do we have today
from a 247 phone number, Tuesday, May 3, 6:57 AM EST

Once again, Leila is the only thing standing between 347 and expulsion. 347 needs to learn a little self-reliance, in my opinion.

Hey i got a new phone and i lost a bunch of text msg. Cam u text me all those pics for when rob was in town? If u still have them. And there a pic u sent
from a 423 phone number, Monday, May 2, 8:21 PM EST

Those incriminating photos of you and Rob spray painting mailboxes? Yeah, okay, I'll text them.

Mun~eca se comio un platano a morsiscos!
from a 239 phone number, Thursday, May 5, 12:11 PM EST

Hotdog craker half slice cheese milk
from a 239 phone number, Thursday, May 5, 1:55 PM EST

Aprendiendo a silvar!
from a 239 phone number, Thursday, May 5, 2:56 PM EST

Tu o rich recogen a gigi
from a 239 phone number, Thursday, May 5, 4:03 PM EST

To much fun w gigi
from a 239 phone number, Friday, May 6, 10:36 AM EST

No work tomrw
from a 239 phone number, Friday, May 6, 3:34 PM EST

How rude!
from a 239 phone number, Saturday, May 7, 9:24 PM EST

Type baby showe
from a 239 phone number, Saturday, May 7, 11:28 PM EST

Despite all these messages, I have no idea what is going on in 239's life, except that she knows someone named Gigi. Everything else is like disconnected puzzle pieces.

Did you remember dancing tonight for opening number?
from a 985 phone number, Sunday, May 1, 7:00 PM EST

I surely hope so. Because otherwise Leila will just be standing alone on stage, maybe swaying back and forth, and man, would that be awkward.

Did you watch Obama’s speech?
from a 904 phone number, Monday, May 2, 12:47 AM EST

Absolutely I did. Even though it went on really late so I had to sit through an hour of CNN newscasters speculating on what might have happened, and archival 9/11 footage. I have to say, I was a little surprised it took the president so long to get his speech finalized. Like, come on—haven’t you had this thing written and waiting since 2002?

hey its jenna michalas at mi hose… We can walk my dog together we can pick u up
*U R TXTIN MRS. BIEBER! <3*
from a 732 phone number, Friday, April 29, 4:58 PM EST

Txt me back noow!
*U R TXTIN MRS. BIEBER! <3*
from a 732 phone number, Friday, April 29, 5:22 PM EST

TXT ME PLZZZZZZZZ!
*U R TXTIN MRS. BIEBER! <3*
from a 732 phone number, Friday, April 29, 5:43 PM EST

Justin Bieber’s mom is kind of a weirdo.

Hey mommy im ganna miss u wen u leave
from a 310 phone number, Saturday, April 30, 9:08 PM EST

Awww so sweet!

How are you??? Up for a visitor soon? Maybe I can bring moxie over for a play date :-)
from a 916 phone number, Friday, April 29, 1:07 PM EST

Glnn is home! thx for your prayers and support .
from an 803 phone number, Sunday, May 1, 1:35 PM EST

Some weeks everyone seems to be sick. Some weeks everyone seems to be getting better. I prefer these weeks.

hey this is ryan could u get some blue powerades and dmd at the store?
from a 423 phone number, Thursday, April 28, 8:56 PM EST

I don’t know what DMD is, other than Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy (thank you, Wikipedia). Plus blue powerades sound gross.

U no that’s sexual harrasment
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, April 28, 8:26 PM EST

Right on. Ladies, if someone is sexually harassing you, call him out on it. That shit is not legal.