Hey....how do i go about possibly renting the social hall
ReBecca (I am second +)
from a 570 phone number, Friday, October 14, 10:11 AM EST

First you have to prove that you deserve it. We don't rent this social hall to just any old shlub. Demonstrate why we would benefit from you holding your event at the social hall. Then we'll talk money.

FWD: Fw: Hey my friend has vicoden n brand name percocet if ur interested
from a 937 phone number, Wednesday, October 12, 11:18 PM EST

A surprising number of Leilas are tangentially involved in the drug trade these days.

hey lady. do you need a overhead hair dryer and some dishes?
from a 407 phone number, Wednesday, October 12, 9:16 PM EST

No, and also, you're really not selling them here. Say something like, "The dishes are really pretty," or, "The hair dryer works surprisingly fast." Convince me!

- Puss and boots
- Dolphin Tale
-Jhonny english reborn
- cars 2
- something borrowed
from a 610 phone number, Tuesday, October 11, 6:44 AM EST

It is hard to tell what the guiding principle is here, other than "a list of movies that I do not want to watch."

Hi Leila! Its Anya! I got a phone 4 an early bday present! I am not aloud 2 text ALOT, bcuz my parents only want e texting 4 emergencies, but I just
from a 617 phone number, Tuesday, October 11, 3:00 PM EST

Wanted to say hi to you! :)
from a 617 phone number, Tuesday, October 11, 3:02 PM EST

Oh, yeah, Anya's parents. Way to lay down the law. Anya is definitely abiding by your rules already.

Give me it
from a 513 phone number, Friday, October 14, 3:44 PM EST

Stop fiteing you to
from a 513 phone number, Friday, October 14, 4:26 PM EST

When are parents going to realize that, when their children are silent in the backseat, it is only because they are fighting via text message, not because they have actually declared peace?

Want to meet @ radio room for happy hour?
from a 503 phone number, Friday, October 14, 8:04 PM EST

Radio Room is a bar in Portland, which is also where a 503 area code is from. According to Yelp, they have a make-your-own bloody mary bar.

there is left over chicken from quesidias the other night pull that out a tortilla ad chees from freezer and heat in microwave for about 45 seconds or 1
from a 404 phone number, Saturday, October 15, 11:46 AM EST

Leila has reached the age where her mother will leave her alone for a couple hours on a Saturday, but she has not yet reached the age where her mother trusts her to do absolutely anything without accidentally killing or starving herself.

This game is getting ridiculous. The Griz r giving this game away.
from a 909 phone number, Saturday, October 15, 3:47 PM EST

Presumably The Montana Grizzlies? Presumably football?

Heyaaaa. I think im gonna go to the claremont farmers market today if u wanna meet up!
from a 909 phone number, Sunday, October 16, 11:58 AM EST

In Claremont, California. California is so verdant. They get to have farmers markets year-round.

My lips are still so refreshed!!!
from a 407 phone number, Sunday, October 16, 2:24 PM EST

I often feel similar levels of enthusiasm after applying vaseline.

Mr hanson just said: "kelty im dependig on your blatant honesty!"
from a 707 phone number, Monday, October 17, 10:15 AM EST

"Tell me, Kelty, and be blatantly honest, as is your wont: What is 7 x 7?"

Oh and bad news: Melanie has no family so far and there are just 7 days left. BAD BAD NEWS FOR ME UGH
from a 617 phone number, Tuesday, October 18, 12:38 PM EST

I assume they are trying to find an adoptive family for Melanie before her deadline. My question is, is Melanie a stray dog or an orphaned child? Either way, I agree with 617's assessment: This is bad bad news.

hey im going to subway what kind do you want?
~XOXO~
from a 928 phone number, Tuesday, October 18, 4:27 PM EST

Ugh. Do I have to? Can I just get a cookie there? I pretty much only trust their cookies.

Hi..hope u r safe at home n warm..we lost power over an hour ago..hope all is ok...kids send love & hugs..
from a 201 phone number, Saturday, October 29, 2:45 PM EST

Whoa, I thought NYC had it bad because it was snowing on Halloweekend. But at least we still have power here! Otherwise I would not only have to suffer through a snowstorm in a white unitard and oaktag unicorn's horn, but also I would be unable to update the Leila Texts. The horror.

be sure to check ur teethe for poppy seeds
from a 404 phone number, Wednesday, October 19, 7:29 AM EST

This is always good advice. Doubly so when you are going on television.

Omg that was sooo weird i wish u were going into the store!! then we could look at heels and clothes!! luv yo! did u hear what i was singing it was wiggle
from a 978 phone number, Friday, October 21, 5:02 PM EST

I think this is what boys imagine girls talk like. "We could look at heels and clothes!!" Oh, girls. With their "hobbies."

Hi Leila- thanks for your prayers! Once again! They worked! Reminded of 1 Cor 13- ! Love anf praying for you and what we walked about yesterday!
from a 570 phone number, Friday, October 21, 7:58 PM EST

The text of 1 Corinthians 13, for those of us who are less Christian than 570 and Leila.

Kobe peed upstairs by the stairs i didnt have time to clean it. I didnt take him outside since he peed so he needs to go out to poop when u get home
from a 702 phone number, Friday, October 21, 8:00 PM EST

Laziest dog-sitter EVER.

where are you? I'm at fhcrc. you find a ride?
from a 269 phone number, Friday, October 21, 9:10 PM EST

The Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center, in Seattle. Hopefully 269 is a researcher, and not a patient.