I am sorry i texted both you and your roomie at the same time, but cmon, i havent met either of you, its not like it is a social faux is it?
from an 801 phone number, Tuesday, September 2, 1:38 PM

I assumed this text was not for me, but I guess there's no way to tell, since 801 specifies that I have never met her. I really like the phrase "social faux," though. Maybe she cut off the "pas" just to fit into her character count, but I may adopt it as my new catch phrase.