FWD: FW:Msg::Fwd:FWD:FWD: See wat ppl wnt from u! 1=a baby 2=anotha chance 3=love 4=kiss 5=friendship foreva 6=sex 7=lap dance 8=date 9=hug
from a 404 phone number, Saturday, October 11, 3:15 PM

First of all, this is the randomest list EVER of things to want from someone. I mean, "lap dance"? What is that doing in here?

Furthermore, I think the way this is supposed to work is that everyone to whom you forward this texts you back with a number. But at the point where they're doing that, can't they text you back with an actual word? Isn't it as easy (and more accurate) to send a text asking, "What do you want from me?" thus leaving them the open-ended opportunity to text back, "The book I loaned you," or, "Your rosy complexion," or "A baby"?

I guess it's not okay to send someone a text message saying, "I want you to give me a lap dance," but it's totally fine to send them a text message saying, "7."