do not forget the organic milk . whole milk
from a 401 phone number, Friday, January 21, 6:56 PM EST

I have long theorized that part of finding your soul mate is finding someone who drinks the same type of milk as you. That way you'd never have to have two separate quarts of milk, one 2% and one organic whole milk. You'd just have one huge vat of milk, and it would never spoil because both you and your soul mate would drink it together all the time.