baraCkman Even though u were assigned a spot to sing just stand next 2 me and sikt next 2 me the whole time ok?
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, February 3, 5:41 PM EST

barackman Cant text now goin to the mall with sam.
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, February 5, 1:59 PM EST

I feel like this chick would really get along with the 732 chick who I also hear from every day. This one seems less Justin Bieber-obsessed, but otherwise I imagine they'd have a great deal in common. I want to friend-matchmake them. In a non-creepy way.