Happppppppy birthdaaaaay leilaaa love yooou.
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 6:17 AM EST

"You know, just texting 'happy birthday leila love you' looks so... weak. There's no way that will stand out amongst all the birthday texts Leila is bound to get today. Wait, I know! I'll make every word in that message super-long! And also I'll send it incredibly early in the morning, before Leila is even awake! This plan will be sure to help me stand out in the crowd."